The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's start the month of June off with a winner.
I had a big juicy dog that had a pitcher on the mound who had gone 16 straight starts allowing 3 runs or less and his offense gave him 5 runs on the night.
And Lucas Giolito goes out and gives up a season-high 6 runs as the White Sox (+170) go down 6-5.
Fu@%$#$king frustrating. Absolutely pisses me off when your frontline starter wets the bed when he has been so consistently good.
I really felt the White Sox would get to the Blue Jays Kevin Gausman and they did just that but for Giolito to let his team down like that, is absolutely unacceptable.
Back to the drawing board with a 2nd straight 40 dimer tonight as I get June off to a positive start.
NBA Finals start on Thursday and I have to have a monster finals. I know it and you know it.
Now let's get a 2nd straight 40 dime winner on the board and get ready for the NBA Finals.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's start the month of June off with a winner.

And not mention the fact that out of the past 9 months, only 1 month has been a winner for him.

 

[finman13]

Let's start the month of June off with a winner.
I had a big juicy dog that had a pitcher on the mound who had gone 16 straight starts allowing 3 runs or less and his offense gave him 5 runs on the night.
And Lucas Giolito goes out and gives up a season-high 6 runs as the White Sox (+170) go down 6-5.
Fu@%$#$king frustrating. Absolutely pisses me off when your frontline starter wets the bed when he has been so consistently good.
I really felt the White Sox would get to the Blue Jays Kevin Gausman and they did just that but for Giolito to let his team down like that, is absolutely unacceptable.
Back to the drawing board with a 2nd straight 40 dimer tonight as I get June off to a positive start.
NBA Finals start on Thursday and I have to have a monster finals. I know it and you know it.
Now let's get a 2nd straight 40 dime winner on the board and get ready for the NBA Finals.
Let's gooooooo.

It's absolutely unacceptable how you let down your clients month after month and year after year.

 

[sabsez]

"Back to the drawing board..."

Breaking out a new coin to flip?

 

[sabsez]

Let's start the month of June off with a winner.

And not mention the fact that out of the past 9 months, only 1 month has been a winner for him.

I can't wait for a new page that pic is so disturbing. If I could thmb down i would but then I think he'd like same thumb in the ass. What's with all the ram it up your ass gay stuff?

 

[finman13]

Did he take the blue jays? Probably took sox because the starting pitcher had a lower ERA.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 652.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $6,525 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$8,520)

PAID PICKS: 76-74-2 / 50.6%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 0-1, -44 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (0W-2L) -104 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

22-19-1, -233.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2-1
100 DIME: 3-4
80 DIME: 8-3
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

3-7, -306 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

It's time to put the woman and children to bed because I am going BIG again!!!!!!
My hottest release looks to stay hot with this 150 dimer in game one.
I have cashed in 22 of my last 32 with 150 dime releases. That is a 22-10 run here folks.
This Boston/Golden State match-up is the one the world wanted and it's the one we got.
I see tremendous value in game one, so much so, it warrants a 150 dime release.
Bottom line, I have to have a monster finals. I know it and you know it and I have to have a monster June.
Now let's get a game one NBA Finals winner on the board and pick up 150 dimes of net profit right along with it.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I see tremendous value in game one, so much so, it warrants a 150 dime release.

More like, "When your bankroll is a never ending supply of fake dimes, why not a 150 dime release?"

Or maybe, "When you cherry pick your numbers like I do to make it seem like I'm a winner, why not a 150 dime release? Did I mention my four 150 dime releases in the NBA playoffs I've only won 1? It must have slipped my mind. And don't even ask me about my 200 Dime release... ooofa!"

Or best yet, "I am a piece of shit scammer so why not a 150 dime release. If I lose I'll just sweep it under the rug like I do with all my losses. Did I mention that my wife left me for some 31 year old guy? Also my balls have shriveled to the size of raisins from all the 'roids I take. Please buy my pick because I need the cash."

Clown Capper. ?

 

[sabsez]

This Boston/Golden State match-up is the one the world wanted and it's the one we got.

Even his filler garbage isn't true.

 

[sevgee74]

whats the deal did his tranny wife really leave him for a 31 year old and he actually came out with it in a public online posting?

 

[savage1]

whats the deal did his tranny wife really leave him for a 31 year old and he actually came out with it in a public online posting?

The only sure thing is that if the size of Lang's pecker is positively correlated in the same way as Pinocchios's nose when he lies,

that his tranny wife must have left him for a nonsexual reason assuming of course that he knows how to use it accurately, correctly

and effectively, which would be 100% the opposite of his picks over time!!! lol

 

[peso012001]

He on the dubs

 

[Tuesday]

He on the dubs

Right on peso thank you for confirming, GOGOGO CELTICS

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

whats the deal did his tranny wife really leave him for a 31 year old and he actually came out with it in a public online posting?

Looks like once his Facebook was leaked to this thread he has since locked it down, lol.

Too late Lang, you confirmed what we all knew already. That you are a complete nut job.

 

[RidgeRider]

Yep Lang locked his Facebook. He was posting all kinds of crazy shit since his wife started seeing the 31 year old. His wife had a son at the age of 17 out of wedlock who is also now 31. It just shows you he reads this thread at least a few times each week. I have followed his facebook for over a decade. He's now back in the New York area staying with a friend on the pull out couch caddying by day and driving for Uber on some nights. What a creep! What a loser!
By the way if anyone want to know about the film deal he sold in 2005. He got 300K with no residuals and blew threw it in 2 years. He doesn't have a pot to piss in. He was renting a house in Las Vegas and both of his cars are leases and in his wifes name. He doesn't have one thing in his name. I'm hearing he has major credit card debt too. He puts all the blame on his wife for the breakup of their marriage but she knew he was a pathological liar who couldn't pull in any coin so she had enough. Not saying she was right either but even his bio on Facebook was complete bullshit. He claimed he went to UNLV which is a lie and said he was a Devout Christian.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang needs to win by 5+. Q 4 starting

 

[sniperpicks]

thanks LANG from all celtics fans

 

[Tuesday]

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thanks LANG from all celtics fans

ANOTHER WEEKEND ANOTHER WEEKEND FADE PARADE HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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