Holiday radio ad for 2010:
- His snow globe gets 24 inches of fresh powder annually.
- Regardless of temperature, you can never see his breath.
- His Turducken consists of a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey . . . back inside the original duck.
- He has never relied on mistletoe.
- His New Year's resolutions would blow your mind. That's why he doesn't tell anyone.
- He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing.
- One should never shake his gifts. Just trust me on this one.