The most interesting man in the world (the Dos Equis guy commercials)

[quantumleap]

There's a new radio ad out:

• His left side is his best side, and so is his right.
• When he dances with wolves, it's usually the tango.
• His anecdotes have subplots.
• He once shook his own hand to see what the fuss was about.
• His hair gets thicker with age.
• People are still laughing at a joke he told in 1997.
• He has never stepped in gum.

 

[Bruins4Life]

When his hair gets to the right length, it stops growing.

 

[RoofTop]

I usually don't suck up for things, but when I do, it's usually for green bars

 

[douglas]

He once ran a marathon ......................because it was on his way .

 

[quantumleap]

-Women have been known to keep mistletoe up until Aug, just in case he drops by.
-If he were to re-gift, it would be a much, much better gift.
-He received more than 40 partridge in a pear trees last year alone.
-His Ginger Bread House contains central air.
-The star that tops his tree is recognized by NASA.
-He speaks reindeer.

 

[doubledeuce22]

He once met Manti Te'o girlfriend.

 

[scottcarter]

 

[douglas]

His pinatas fight back .....

 

[KingofNicotine]

He once met Manti Te'o girlfriend.

Can't believe that happened this year. Seems like ages ago. Remember when the news wanted us to believe that was the important thing going on in the world? The media sucks.

 

[douglas]

He can tone Maraca's ..
He has 5 little black books .....Just for girls named Juanita .
His 10 gallon hat hold close to 13 gallons of water .
He only has to fry his re fried beans once .

 

[quantumleap]

He can tone Maraca's ..
He has 5 little black books .....Just for girls named Juanita .
His 10 gallon hat hold close to 13 gallons of water .
He only has to fry his re fried beans once .

Thanks for picking up the slack douglas.

Here are the most recent ones:

• His beard is so substantial it shows up on x-rays.
• When he makes you breakfast in bed, there's an omelet bar and a waffle station.
• Just thinking about him alleviates road rage.
• His sweet talk is also savory and creamy.
• His understands modern art...all of it.
• His grass is actually greener, and it grows better, too.
• He can steal thunder's thunder.

 

[JohnnyMac]

He once parallel parked a train.

 

[quantumleap]

He once parallel parked a train.

:missingte

 

[pathologist]

Horses wish they were hung like him

 

[aceduecetrey]

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[quantumleap]

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"He cried for 2 weeks after they cancelled Alf!"

:missingte

 

[silver7]

"He cried for 2 weeks after they cancelled Alf!"

:missingte

Funny, ALF is the ONLY sitcom I ever watched. Still on cable.

 

[quantumleap]

Let's get the thread views up to half a million. We are half way there.

These are from last month:

• Even out of costume, he's still the most mysterious person at the masquerade ball.
• He has successfully grown candy corn.
• His scarecrow also works on tax collectors and traveling salesmen.
• The last time he bobbed for apples, he got a three pound lobster.
• He can also scare the pants back on to you.
• When he watches the cauldron, it boils faster.
• His tricks are also treats.

 

[slapshot]

it has never been his bad

 

[jensinc]

Let's get the thread views up to half a million. We are half way there.

These are from last month:

• Even out of costume, he's still the most mysterious person at the masquerade ball.
• He has successfully grown candy corn.
• His scarecrow also works on tax collectors and traveling salesmen.
• The last time he bobbed for apples, he got a three pound lobster.
• He can also scare the pants back on to you.
• When he watches the cauldron, it boils faster.
• His tricks are also treats.

amazing amount of views!