The most interesting man in the world (the Dos Equis guy commercials)

[DesertNole]

Commercials are awesome, the guy reminds me of Miguel Angel Jiminez.

 

[punter]

I guess that I better pay more attention "I found them irritating that they were trying to pass this old queen off as the most interesting man in the world"

 

[bearmz]

He actually struck gold picking his nose.

He has never lost an argument with himself.

His shadow knows.
:toast:

 

[quantumleap]

I just heard some new ones on the radio:

He once gave himself up for collateral.

No matter which side of the tracks he is on, he is on the right side of the tracks. When he goes to the other side of the tracks he is STILL on the right side of the tracks.

 

[Bruins4Life]

"He has won the same Lifetime Achievement Award........twice."

 

[gynecologist]

Great thread man..

 

[King83]

Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact. If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early. He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken. When aliens abducted him, they asked him to probe them. He tells the alarm clock when its time to wake up. When he goes to sleep, sheep count him. He doesn't use oven timers, he tells the food when its done.

i loled at all of them:toast:

 

[GoForBroke]

"He has won the same Lifetime Achievement Award........twice."

lol what a beast.

 

[Skoal37]

ya that guy is fucking legit. real hard

 

[quantumleap]

He never makes small talk about the weather, even in a hurricane.

 

[maxdemo]

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[maxdemo]

His blood smells like cologne...LOL

 

[quantumleap]

People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.

He can disarm you with his looks, or his hands.

He can speak French, in Russian.

 

[ChiLive]

He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the 4th day, he won.

 

[johnboland]

His mother has the word "Son" tattooed on her arm. He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does it's Dos Equis.

 

[quantumleap]

The Aztec calendar has his birthday chiseled in.

The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans...because it was.

His tacos refuse to fall from the shell.

If you were to see him walking chihuahua, it would still look masculine.

Dicing onions doesn't make him cry...it only makes him stronger.

He has never filled up on chips.

 

[johnboland]

He has never filled up on chips. That has to be in the top five somewhere.

 

[steaktartar]

Epic beard man offers him his bus seat

 

[roc18]

His mother has a tattoo that writes son..

 

[Fishhead]

His mother has a tattoo that writes son..

:lolBIG: