Signs that say "This is not an exit" do not apply to him.
If he rides with you in your car, its resale value will instantly increase.
If he passed you on the street you would still feel stopped and said hello and asked you about your day.
If you were trapped with him in an elevator, you wouldn't want to be saved.
His business card just says, "I'll call you."
If he rides with you in your car, its resale value will instantly increase.
If he passed you on the street you would still feel stopped and said hello and asked you about your day.
If you were trapped with him in an elevator, you wouldn't want to be saved.
His business card just says, "I'll call you."
The Aztec calendar has his birthday chiseled in.
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans...because it was.
His tacos refuse to fall from the shell.
If you were to see him walking chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
Dicing onions doesn't make him cry...it only makes him stronger.
He has never filled up on chips.
The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans...because it was.
His tacos refuse to fall from the shell.
If you were to see him walking chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
Dicing onions doesn't make him cry...it only makes him stronger.
He has never filled up on chips.
My favorite one is the last one:
He has served as best man for grooms he's never met.
He strongly abides by the motto: "Safety third."
His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the Bermuda Triangle.
Even watching him sleep has been described as breathtaking.
He's never needed lip balm.
He went to a psychic once...to warn her.
He has served as best man for grooms he's never met.
He strongly abides by the motto: "Safety third."
His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the Bermuda Triangle.
Even watching him sleep has been described as breathtaking.
He's never needed lip balm.
He went to a psychic once...to warn her.
Good one Mike.
There are some Halloween radio ads:
When the owl says who, it is invariably talking about him.
When ghosts pass by him when he's sleeping they pick up their chains so as not wake him.
He is forbidden to go into graveyards because of that one time he raised someone from the dead.
There are some Halloween radio ads:
When the owl says who, it is invariably talking about him.
When ghosts pass by him when he's sleeping they pick up their chains so as not wake him.
He is forbidden to go into graveyards because of that one time he raised someone from the dead.
