The "Ask NES" Corner

[Devilwoman]

Nes...do you still drink vodka by the gallon and ride your bicycle while playing your electric guitar?

 

[NES]

No I dont, but I did for awhile, just switched up the Mountain Dew for some tonic. Traded in the bike for a mountainboard, and the electric for an acoustic.

 

[Devilwoman]

Did you save your hair when you cut it off? Exactly how long was it and what year?

 

[NES]

Didnt save it, It was down to my ass then i cut it to collar lenght for a job, and then finally shaved it off along with my moustache(which i didnt save either)to increase my vagina getting capabilities.

 

[Devilwoman]

Did you save your pubes? How long were they?

 

[Devilwoman]

Do you have any Irish in you?

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Do you have any Irish in you?

No but his wife sure has!

 

[Hip2Bsq]

Hi Ness, long time/first time....
Does CR have Oreos?

As far as the anal leakage goes..... I noticed that when I quit wearing grey underwear and now use black exclusively the problem does not ruin my day.

 

[billhill999]

Hey NES?
Does size matter?

 

[Hip2Bsq]

Is there any truth to this???

http://206.130.119.208/article.php?=2&at=1880

 

[Hip2Bsq]

The link is only partially working...
Basically says Tamarindo loses blue flag over water quality..

fecal matter / pollution in the beaches

maybe try a search at beach times

 

[NES]

Hi Ness, long time/first time....
Does CR have Oreos?

Yes there are oreos here, but I swear they taste different but then again I dont remember what US oreos taste like anymore.

 

[NES]

Hey NES?
Does size matter?

Yes, I like em' small. My women that is.

 

[Jack Herer]

Yes there are oreos here, but I swear they taste different but then again I dont remember what US oreos taste like anymore.

You can get the real Oreos in Automercado.

 

[NES]

The link is only partially working...
Basically says Tamarindo loses blue flag over water quality..

fecal matter / pollution in the beaches

maybe try a search at beach times

Yeah, probably is. What you and I call a river some folks here call a septic tank.

 

[Hip2Bsq]

NES... YOUR ALIVE!! I was starting to worry about you. You are always on here and then its been like 24 hours since I had seen ya. My wireless receiver for the mouse and keypad went out today. I was W/O the computer for 5 hours and missed making my NBA wager ( which was a winner)

 

[NES]

NES... YOUR ALIVE!! I was starting to worry about you. You are always on here and then its been like 24 hours since I had seen ya. My wireless receiver for the mouse and keypad went out today. I was W/O the computer for 5 hours and missed making my NBA wager ( which was a winner)

Please re-phrase your post in the form of a question

 

[NES]

Nes, how can i become a better lover?

By paying more attention to your partner's needs.

 

[billhill999]

NES?
I'm on Texas minus four and a hook tonight.
Am I on the right side?

 

[pubguy]

nes?
I'm on texas minus four and a hook tonight.
Am i on the right side?

yes!