Thanks a bunch NES..will have to take a look at the "Go Lean" chips I have been eating. While we are on the subject, what thoughts from your camp can you send me about banging your sleeping wife? If I tell her before hand that "I am going to fuck your ass when you pass out", is that punishable by jailtime? I mean, she never really said "no". I will take your response off the air.
Hi NES, I'm also a first time caller. I have a problem similar to this, but different. I keep wiping my ass over and over and I can't seem to ever come up with a clean piece of paper. I've heard it referred to as "Mud-Butt". Now, I don't have the same symptoms as this poor soul, no anal seepage, and I don't eat alot of diet products, then again maybe thats my problem. I hope you can point me in the right direction as I've tried everything, right hand left hand approaching from the front and back, and my monthly paper bill is getting out of control. Thank you for your time.
Steer clear of peanutbutter, refried beans, and other similar "messy" foods, this problem is definately related directly to the consistency of the foods you eat. If the problem persist you should consider scheduling your craps before your morning shower or buy a bidet and keep some wet wipes in your office drawer..
