The "Ask NES" Corner

[Darkness]

I have no shame, pride, or inhibitions and know basically everything so if you have any questions about life, spirtuality, or posting 101 please direct your questions to this thread. RR

I have a question... do you actually think you are funny or entertaining?

Do you think you can actually get off this fucking forum and crawl out of your shell and talk to real people?

Your life is so meaningless you have to clutter this forum with crap every 2 minutes... take a step back and look at all the nonsense you've posted and all the lame threads you've created in the last 6 months or so. Is this something you can actually be proud of? being a complete jerk off?

You know the answer and so does everybody else in this forum...

 

[Jack Herer]

I consider NES to be a vital part of this forum. Just my humble opinion Darknes, please don´t be mean to me.

 

[Thepokermanifesto]

I would have to say that the "Hope this isn't your sister" thread is one of the greatest pieces of Artwork ever! The best part is with just a little game probably a good 80% are obtainable, and the rest would be worth the fun of the run.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Nes, oh wise one....

Is it safe to go back into the TOT yet? Heard there was a bunch of shit going on..

 

[Ezekiel]

I think that NEs has some great posts and who ever says that "hope this isn't anyone sister' thread is lame is a f*cking queer. So you tell us Darkness the master of the perfect posts and threads if you dont like his crappy posts of thread then dont read them and dont post sh*t about them. JUST MY TWO CENTS. and yes at times some of them are pointless so NES you homo go fuck ya Aunt today LOL

 

[el_josh]

mr NES, first time caller as well.
why is darkness so mean?
why can't we all just get along and be a happy family?

just one more thing, WTF iswrong wtih these fukin smilies, can't get them posted to any of my stupid messages.

i am sorry, i let myself go there for a second. back to you NES

 

[BigDane]

Nes got a question for ya--- Is it True that you Married your mothers younger sister??? Just wondering how much yall keep it in Da Familia!!!!

 

[cut-paste-hero]

I have a question... do you actually think you are funny or entertaining?

Do you think you can actually get off this fucking forum and crawl out of your shell and talk to real people?

Your life is so meaningless you have to clutter this forum with crap every 2 minutes... take a step back and look at all the nonsense you've posted and all the lame threads you've created in the last 6 months or so. Is this something you can actually be proud of? being a complete jerk off?

You know the answer and so does everybody else in this forum...

How nice is your life that you have time to come here and post this shit? Nes' life is meaningless?, apparently it has affected your life right? I mean to grace this forum, with true wisdom, and even post to the meaningless posters. Wow, I just wanted to say thanks.

Did your tiny brain re-read this before you hit submit? And do you think it was a good idea, ya know, looking back? Some of us kill time and enjoy posting, while others (like you), this place affects at a deeper level, take a step back and read your posts, are they creative? meaningful? I have been in 2 threads today (being the 1st time I ever saw you posting) and you really need some attention drawn to you. Get a life, be mean to me if you want, but when you typed this BS, I really think you were speaking to yourself and your own life.

-Just sayin

(<)<

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Click on Darkness' name, and click find more post by Darkness, we are all better off having him post here.

 

[NES]

I have a question... do you actually think you are funny or entertaining?

Depends on your state of mind, but Im not here to impress anybody, if you dont laugh sorry but I did and that is who I am trying to impress.

Do you think you can actually get off this fucking forum and crawl out of your shell and talk to real people?...

Um yeah, but this is the next best thing since Im trapped in an office.

Your life is so meaningless you have to clutter this forum with crap every 2 minutes... take a step back and look at all the nonsense you've posted and all the lame threads you've created in the last 6 months or so. Is this something you can actually be proud of? being a complete jerk off?...

A loveable jerk-off unlike you. Let me guess short, brown, tiny penis, and same wage as last season? Go fuck yourself.

 

[NES]

I consider NES to be a vital part of this forum. Just my humble opinion Darknes, please don´t be mean to me.

How much do you need to borrow this time fuckstick?

 

[NES]

I would have to say that the "Hope this isn't your sister" thread is one of the greatest pieces of Artwork ever! The best part is with just a little game probably a good 80% are obtainable, and the rest would be worth the fun of the run.

80% seems like an accurate number to me.

 

[RaoulDuke]

Hey Nes when we gonna go get some turns in???????

 

[RaoulDuke]

Nes would you be mad if I sold your board for crack?????

 

[NES]

Nes, oh wise one....

Is it safe to go back into the TOT yet? Heard there was a bunch of shit going on..

Yeah, just make sure to chew your potato salad well, Im sure you have already heard what happened to me.

 

[NES]

I think that NEs has some great posts and who ever says that "hope this isn't anyone sister' thread is lame is a f*cking queer. So you tell us Darkness the master of the perfect posts and threads if you dont like his crappy posts of thread then dont read them and dont post sh*t about them. JUST MY TWO CENTS. and yes at times some of them are pointless so NES you homo go fuck ya Aunt today LOL

True, true, and I think I will stick to my little sis for the time being.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Nes why did Hater BBQ stiff us?

 

[NES]

mr NES, first time caller as well.
why is darkness so mean?
why can't we all just get along and be a happy family?

just one more thing, WTF iswrong wtih these fukin smilies, can't get them posted to any of my stupid messages.

i am sorry, i let myself go there for a second. back to you NES

Lets address the smiley issue first. Unless Im mistaken they are working fine, this could mean one of two things. Number one you are retarded. Number two there has been a change in the names of each emoticon and you are copy and pasting them from god knows where.

@) @) <><> hno: ^^ :lol: (<)< :>( :drink:

Now as far as darkness goes, I believe I already addressed that issue in my response to his post, and rather than re-hash the tiny pecker issue please refer to that post.

why can't we all just get along and be a happy family?

After nearly seven years of posting on the Rx I honestly find it harder to fight than I do to love these days, must mean Im getting some good loving at home.

 

[NES]

Hey Nes when we gonna go get some turns in???????

As soon as you put down that forty of malt liquor.

Nes would you be mad if I sold your board for crack?????

I hope you already know what color washer you want, because I think you already know what the answer is.

 

[NES]

Nes why did Hater BBQ stiff us?

His booster chair is on the fritz and he hates standing while he cooks.