It's Thursday afternoon and a man walks into an empty bar and says, "Barkeep - give me 20, count 'em 20 shots of tequila".
The bartender shrugs and pours the shots. The man finishes all 20 shots in a few minutes, pays his tab and leaves.
The bartender is astonished, He can't believe what he has just seen. He thinks to himself - that will never happen again.
The next Thursday the same man walks into the same empty bar and orders 20 tequila shots. He drinks all 20 shots, pays and leaves.
The bartender can't believe it and later on that night tells all of his regulars to show up early next week to witness an amazing feat of drinking.
Sure enough, the next Thursday the tequila man walks into a now crowded bar an orders a glass of club soda. The bartended says, "What about the tequila shots? I have all of these people here to see you drink 20 shots of tequila."
The man replies, "Not for me. Last week I went home and blew chunks!"
"Well", the bartender says, "That is understandable for what you drank"
"No, you don't understand" replies the man, "Chunks is my dog".
The bartender shrugs and pours the shots. The man finishes all 20 shots in a few minutes, pays his tab and leaves.
The bartender is astonished, He can't believe what he has just seen. He thinks to himself - that will never happen again.
The next Thursday the same man walks into the same empty bar and orders 20 tequila shots. He drinks all 20 shots, pays and leaves.
The bartender can't believe it and later on that night tells all of his regulars to show up early next week to witness an amazing feat of drinking.
Sure enough, the next Thursday the tequila man walks into a now crowded bar an orders a glass of club soda. The bartended says, "What about the tequila shots? I have all of these people here to see you drink 20 shots of tequila."
The man replies, "Not for me. Last week I went home and blew chunks!"
"Well", the bartender says, "That is understandable for what you drank"
"No, you don't understand" replies the man, "Chunks is my dog".
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can actually feed a family of four.
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: Hide his Food Stamps under his work boots.
Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your TV.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black men running in the same direction?
A: Jail-break
Ok, I'll stop now.
A: A pizza can actually feed a family of four.
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: Hide his Food Stamps under his work boots.
Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your TV.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black men running in the same direction?
A: Jail-break
Ok, I'll stop now.
black boy comes home from school crying to his old man about how his fellow fifth graders laughed at him in gym class because of the enormity of his dick..."da kids at my skool kep laughin at me today cause i gots such a big dik...whys i gots such a big dik daddy? Is its cause I'm black?
The dad looks at his boy and replies..."no boy...it's cause you 17".
Whats the word that starts with a N and ends with a R that u never, ever under any circumstance want to call a black person. NEIGHBOR
The dad looks at his boy and replies..."no boy...it's cause you 17".
Whats the word that starts with a N and ends with a R that u never, ever under any circumstance want to call a black person. NEIGHBOR
A little black kid comes home from school one day sick of all the abuse he had been getting because of his colour and decided to do something about it. He went into the garage and painted himself from head to to in white paint and ran in to tell his mother what he had done.
"Mummy, mummy, I am not a little black boy now I am a little white boy"
SMACK, his mother slaps him and says:
"Don't you ever say that sweetie, you are lovely little black boy and should be proud of it. Now go and tell your father what you just said"
So the kid runs in to his father and says
"Daddy, Daddy, I am not a little black boy anymore, I am a little white boy"
WALLOP, His father punches him and says:
"Don't you ever say that son, you are lovely little black boy and should be proud of it. Now go and tell your grandmother what you just said"
So the boy, crying a bit now, runs in to tell his grandma and says
"Granny, Granny, I am not a little black boy anymore I am a little white boy"
His Granny steps back and kicks him right in the nuts and says
"Don't you ever say that, you are lovely little black boy and should be proud of it"
So the kid, now bawling his eyes out, gets up slowly and says
"You know what, I have only been white for 10 minutes and I hate you black bastards already..."
"Mummy, mummy, I am not a little black boy now I am a little white boy"
SMACK, his mother slaps him and says:
"Don't you ever say that sweetie, you are lovely little black boy and should be proud of it. Now go and tell your father what you just said"
So the kid runs in to his father and says
"Daddy, Daddy, I am not a little black boy anymore, I am a little white boy"
WALLOP, His father punches him and says:
"Don't you ever say that son, you are lovely little black boy and should be proud of it. Now go and tell your grandmother what you just said"
So the boy, crying a bit now, runs in to tell his grandma and says
"Granny, Granny, I am not a little black boy anymore I am a little white boy"
His Granny steps back and kicks him right in the nuts and says
"Don't you ever say that, you are lovely little black boy and should be proud of it"
So the kid, now bawling his eyes out, gets up slowly and says
"You know what, I have only been white for 10 minutes and I hate you black bastards already..."
What do you call a paraplegia at you front door?
Matt!
What do you call a paraplegia splatered on your wall?
Art!
What do you do if a paraplegia is having a siezure in your hot tub?
Run and get your dirty laundry!
What do you call a girl with one leg?
Ilene!
What do you call an Oriental with one leg?
Irene
Matt!
What do you call a paraplegia splatered on your wall?
Art!
What do you do if a paraplegia is having a siezure in your hot tub?
Run and get your dirty laundry!
What do you call a girl with one leg?
Ilene!
What do you call an Oriental with one leg?
Irene
