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probably my favorite joke ever (please do not get offended... it is ONLY a joke lol)
there is this 3rd grade class and the teacher says to the kids " today we are going to work on spelling, so i am going to go around the class and ask you what your daddy does and then you are going to spell it." the first kid is this little white boy named johnny, the teacher asks "johnny, tell me what your dad does and spell it" so Johnny says " my dad is a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r" The teacher says "good, good, that was a tough one to spell, good job!" the next little girl she asks is mary, "mary what does your dad do and spell it" mary says " my dad is a doctor, d-o-c-t-o-r" the teacher tells her she did a good job and moved onto a little black boy, leroy. "leroy, tell us what your dad does and spell it" the teacher says....leroy rsponds " my daddy be an electrician....E-L-E-K....no...E-L-E-X....no.....E" the teach interupts "that is ok, that is a tough one to spell, try writing it down and we will come back to you" she moved onto the next kid, a little italian boy named tony...."tony, what does your dad do and spell it" tony replies "my daddy is a bookmaker...B-O-O-K-I-E"....the teacher responds..."bookie? what does a bookie do?" Tony replies "i dont know ma'am but i do know if he was here today he would give you 10 to 1 odds that nig ger is never going to spell electrician!"
there is this 3rd grade class and the teacher says to the kids " today we are going to work on spelling, so i am going to go around the class and ask you what your daddy does and then you are going to spell it." the first kid is this little white boy named johnny, the teacher asks "johnny, tell me what your dad does and spell it" so Johnny says " my dad is a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r" The teacher says "good, good, that was a tough one to spell, good job!" the next little girl she asks is mary, "mary what does your dad do and spell it" mary says " my dad is a doctor, d-o-c-t-o-r" the teacher tells her she did a good job and moved onto a little black boy, leroy. "leroy, tell us what your dad does and spell it" the teacher says....leroy rsponds " my daddy be an electrician....E-L-E-K....no...E-L-E-X....no.....E" the teach interupts "that is ok, that is a tough one to spell, try writing it down and we will come back to you" she moved onto the next kid, a little italian boy named tony...."tony, what does your dad do and spell it" tony replies "my daddy is a bookmaker...B-O-O-K-I-E"....the teacher responds..."bookie? what does a bookie do?" Tony replies "i dont know ma'am but i do know if he was here today he would give you 10 to 1 odds that nig ger is never going to spell electrician!"
uppy:Boy goes up to a girl in class and says, "I will give you $200 while I fuck you" The girl says hell no. The boy keeps asking her until she finally says, "let me ask my boyfriend". She asked her boyfriend and he says, "Just get grab the money real quick and before he even pulls his pants down, you will have the cash. So the girl agrees and they go to find the boy. The boyfriend waits outside for his girlfriend while she goes indside. She comes back out 2 hrs later and the boyfriend says, "what the hell took so long"
The girl replies........the ****** threw quarters.
The girl replies........the ****** threw quarters.
