Tell your best dirty joke....

[Rawpimple]

Q: How do you know if an Asian robbed your house?
A: Your homework's done, your computer's upgraded, but 2 hours later the ******'s still trying to back out of the driveway

:missingte

 

[Rawpimple]

What's better than fucking a 5-year old Vietnamese kid?


Nothing.:smoker2:

 

[Rawpimple]

What did Stevie Wonder say when he was old enough to realize he had been born blind?
"Coulda been worse- I could have been born Black"


Q) What is the best method of bringing a woman to orgasm?
A) Who cares?

 

[Rawpimple]

Q: what is the worsr part of eating a vegetable
A: getting her back in the wheelchair

 

[Rawpimple]

Q: How was the Grand Canyon created?

A: A Jewish guy dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.


Q: How come Jewish guys wear that little cap on their head?

A: Because they don't want to pay for the propeller to go with it.

 

[Rawpimple]

Q: What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A: An erection.


Q:What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?


A: I'm not sure, but that ****** sure can pick lettuce!


ope:

 

[Buster]

Q: How was the Grand Canyon created?

A: A Jewish guy dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.


Q: How come Jewish guys wear that little cap on their head?

A: Because they don't want to pay for the propeller to go with it.

how was copper wire invented?

2 jews fighting over a penny

 

[dillydog]

How do you know your at a gay picnic? All the hot dogs taste like shit

 

[Rawpimple]

Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would also know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.

 

[Rawpimple]

Q: What's the most popular pick up line at the gay bar?
A: May I push in your stool?

 

[Rawpimple]

This one is for the SkinsRaj


Q: How many times does a baby spin in a microwave before it explodes?
A: I dunno. Always too busy masturbating to notice.

:bunnies:

 

[sniper101]

This one is for the SkinsRaj


Q: How many times does a baby spin in a microwave before it explodes?
A: I dunno. Always too busy masturbating to notice.

:bunnies:

hahaha that might be 1 of the funniest yet.. :lol:

 

[Buster]

A twenty-something disabled girl with no arms or legs is sitting in her wheelchair one day in a park. All of a sudden she starts to cry. A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying. She replies "I'm nearly thirty years old and I've never been fucked! Will you help me?"
The man can't resist her, she's weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees.
He proceeds to push the chair and says that they're going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach and the man hires a small boat. "How romantic", the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance.
"I told you I would help you and now I will." The man gets up and the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard. "NOW your fucked!" he says and starts to row away.

 

[Rawpimple]

A black guy is walking on the street with a big parrot on his shoulder.
a little boy comes up and says "sir, what an interesting animal you got there".

The parrot goes "yeah, i got him in Africa"


I am going to hell...............:drink: :smoking: ope:

 

[Buster]

An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.

"Yes, how can I help?" asks St Peter.

"I'm here to meet Jesus," says the Indian man.

St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, "Jesus, your cab is here!"

 

[Rawpimple]

"Doctor! I think my wife is dead."
"How can you tell?"
"Well, the sex is still the same but the dishes are piling up

:bunnies:

 

[Rawpimple]

Q:What happens when a jewish boy with a boner runs into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose

 

[Rawpimple]

Q: What's the difference between a Christian blow-up doll and a Muslim blow-up doll?

A: The Muslim one blows itself up.

 

[Buster]

Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?
A: A spec.

 

[Rawpimple]

Q:What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns.

Q:What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.



Q: What's the most intelligent thing, that's come out of a womans mouth?
A: Einsteins cock.

Q: How do you kill 200 flies at one time?
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.