Joe actually stood up straight and looked the NY press corps in the fangs after last night's stinker, his expression unwavering and his statements canned verbal whitewash. "I didn't sit Didi as punishment... we've just got to work through this... etc." This looks more like the hollow man we know and love said Vin in a text last night. (He's not a big Girardi fan -Stand) Bastard should have a desk with NYC MTA management whenever he gives up baseball. (No one is a fan of the MTA. -Stand) Anyway, if things keep going like they are, that might be sooner than anyone thinks, said Vin.
Actually, the most notable postgame quote came from someone who didn't even play - our man Didi. "[The baserunning blunder in game two] wasn't a mental mistake," said he with a straight face. "It was just stupid." (Somewhere up there, Yogi is smiling. -Stand)
I saw Vin this morning sitting before a large pile of newspapers and periodicals of different shapes and sizes -- and he had something wrapped around his neck stuffed into his jacket. Alarm bells went off. This is not good, thought I.
"Good God man," I said getting his attention. "Is that an ascot? Where do you even get one of those nowadays?"
He smiled and shook his head, and as I got closer, I saw it was just a towel. Vin must have yelled himself hoarse last night watching the Bombers' hapless efforts. He's done this before so I shouldn't be surprised. I think it was the newspapers that threw me at first. Vin usually gets the Daily News and the Post every morning but when he's stressed he tends to go overboard. Way overboard. And he doesn't come back to the boat willingly more times than not.
"Vin what are you doing," I asked. "You know this is no good. What the hell have you got here - Jesus..." There were free dailies of all descriptions, several flyers, a few magazines and a halal menu. "What the hell is this - a 'Village Voice'- they don't even have a Sports section, for chrissake." (They do, however have 20+ pages of ads for escorts, massage parlors, phone sex numbers and other assorted naughtiness. Norman Mailer's original vision this modern
incarnation is not.)
"I thought you were over this, man" says I.
"Never," he croaked. "These things comfort me in this - my time in the valley of darkness. They are my cigarette in a non-smoking building, my styrofoam cup of joe sitting in a park surrounded by hipsters drinking lattes throwing their triple-priced biodegradable cups in a recycling bin, my calzone and beer at a lunch with people eating salads and drinking bottled water, my -" his face contorted wildly and he went into a fit of coughing, spraying the open "AM New York" with bile.
After getting his breath and downing some coffee, he took a long look at the besmirched newsprint in front of him and closed him eyes. "There is a great disturbance in the force," he rasped. (-Vin liked Star Wars a great deal as a kid but hated everything after 'Return of the Jedi' -Stand)
"A mighty hurler, stronger from being remade, (M Moore, lefty, 1-0 2.95ERA -MLB website) will take the hill against us tonight, in this our time of greatest weakness (Worst start since 2005, .212 last 8 games, .101 with runners in scoring position last 9 -MLB website). He wields the left hand of darkness (Yanks haven't beat a left yet this year) and has the power of his bats behind him. (12 runs last game v Boston, teams scoring double digit runs typically do well next game -Stand)
"The big man will put up a brave fight for 4 innings or so but to no avail. His bats will not be there for him, and so will he be overtaken and vanish in a hail of enemy singles and doubles. The enemy has seen him before and have most times beat him up pretty damn good." (-last May though he did throw 6.5 scoreless innings against them...)
Vin shook his head and closed the newspaper. "Take Tampa tonight," he wheezed.
"You should take it easy tonight, " said I. "Don't get too excited during the game."
"I should go out east this weekend. Forget the ballgames. Get a girl. Spend a few days in the sun." He pushed the pile of newspapers away in disgust (but kept the Village Voice for some reason).
"So you'll be inside watching the game as usual," I asked him.
"Of course," said he. "Who doesn't like a bit of sado-masochism?"
Who indeed.
4/22/16 7:05pm MLB Baseball 965 Tampa Bay Rays -105* vs New York Yankees (M Moore - L must Start C Sabathia - L must Start)
GLTA! 2 more games this week after tonight, and the boys play in Texas Monday.