Kershaw Scratched

[CHOPTALK]

Probably just for the 1st inning to face the lefty’s at the top of the order .
Be very interesting to see who goes in the 2nd. Hopefully Wright

 

[JavyBaez9]

A rookie with less rest than PussyShaw is imploding as we speak while Kershaw fingers his asshole on the bench.

Not sure anything defines his baseball career better than that.

 

[CHOPTALK]

A rookie with less rest than PussyShaw is imploding as we speak while Kershaw fingers his asshole on the bench.

Not sure anything defines his baseball career better than that.

You’re so full of fail .
May is not a starter he is an opener .
A front side reliever .
You act so though he is a traditional starting pitcher like Kershaw , he is not . He did not throw over 70 pitches like Kershaw did .

Kershaw will probably pitch later on tonight if the situation presents itself .

It has nothing to do with being a pussy

 

[JavyBaez9]

They may pitch the entire god awful roster before that panzy

 

[JavyBaez9]

You’re so full of fail .
May is not a starter he is an opener .
A front side reliever .
You act so though he is a traditional starting pitcher like Kershaw , he is not . He did not throw over 70 pitches like Kershaw did .

Kershaw will probably pitch later on tonight if the situation presents itself .

It has nothing to do with being a pussy

lol whatever you say. If Kershaw had the nutsack of Jon Lester or Madison Bumgarner he’d likely be a 3 or 4 time World Series champion. Try and dispute that if you like.

His clutch failures are not defensible.

 

[JavyBaez9]

Gonsolin makes $566,000 per year and is laboring right now, about to implode and kill his team's chances.

Kershaw makes $31,000,000 per year and is knuckle deep in his own gaping pussy right now somewhere in the dugout.

Back to back walks for Gonsolin to start an inning, and the $31,000,000 man is nowhere to be found.

 

[JavyBaez9]

Gonsolin allows a run here in the 4th, still in a whole mess of trouble and hasn't recorded an out.

In other news, Kershaw just pulled his fingers out of his gaping muff and gave them a good sniff.

 

[exploited17]

Kershaw likely starter in game 1 vs Glasnow
From what I see LAD -160
Sign me up for TB game 1
All fucking day

TB has won 11 of his last 12 starts and 3-1 in playoffs
Kershaw is probably curled in a ball in the corner thinking about choking again

Kershaw ointer:

 

[CHOPTALK]

Where you at Javy?

 

[michael777]

Clayton looks sharp

 

[JavyBaez9]

Where you at Javy?

nice shut down inning by PussyShaw.

let’s see if Roberts is dumb enough to leave him in 7+

 

[Bozzie]

nice shut down inning by PussyShaw.

let’s see if Roberts is dumb enough to leave him in 7+

Pussyshaw is Kershaw ?

 

[Bozzie]

Earned run average: 2.43
Win–loss record: 175–76
Strikeouts: 2,523

Not to mention a decent batter...

But yeah what a pussy...LOL

 

[JavyBaez9]

Earned run average: 2.43
Win–loss record: 175–76
Strikeouts: 2,523

Not to mention a decent batter...

But yeah what a pussy...LOL

His postseason sample size is not a small sample size. So what’s his post season ERA and how does that compare to his regular season ERA? What conclusions can we draw from that?

 

[JavyBaez9]

Listen, I’m glad Kershaw is a choker. Cubs likely never win a title in 2016 without Kershaw being a choke artist. If Kershaw had shut them down in game 6 at Wrigley, zero shot Cubs regroup for game 7. Seen that story before.

thank you PussyShaw.

 

[JavyBaez9]

Dodgers took the pressure off here.

 

[slapshot]

The Best Lefty ever

 

[Dr.Love]

The Best Lefty ever

I’d take Randy Johnson over Kershaw in a big game any day.

 

[Bozzie]

Listen, I’m glad Kershaw is a choker. Cubs likely never win a title in 2016 without Kershaw being a choke artist. If Kershaw had shut them down in game 6 at Wrigley, zero shot Cubs regroup for game 7. Seen that story before.

thank you PussyShaw.

Yeah he's a pussy alright..Pitching with what some thought was a disk problem but still won 16 games.

Pussy all the way..LOL.

 

[Knightrofins]

According to Buster Olney, Kershaw is the only pitcher to start a World Series to have a 50% swing and miss rate (they started keeping this stat in 1988)