It's just not a good analogy Chop, and here's why. In your analogy therx is DirectTV and each thread is a different channel. In my opinion the internet is DirectTV and theRX is just one channel. One of my favorite channels, and I was getting ready to change it because of the trash programming. And so would any sane noobie.
You're a forum veteran.
As a forum veteran you pretty much can read a thread title and pretty much know what you are getting into before even clicking the thread?
Like someone post a lock winner and the play loses and has 10 pages.
You know before even clicking on that thread what its going to be about.
Its going to be 50 people calling the OP names, then you are going to have 4 or 5 people defending the OP.
Then the OP is going to cry about people bashing his plays and F this and F that despite the fact that the OP is probably an attention whore that deserves the name calling.
Then you have a thread about racism.
You know good and well thats going to be heated before even clicking.
There are a few exceptions.
Sometimes an innocent thread can go haywire and these are the times where the mods need to step in and restore order.
There is a way to keep the ship tight without sending all its traffic to the RR to die.
The is a balance.
You don't want to be PEEPS place but you don't want to go to the other extreme either.