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jaguara, talk to seymour, he obsesses about the same thing.
 

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Eat spicy food? Not that it's tough to do. Lot of spice in our diet. Just wondering why you suggest that? Is it healthy or something?
5 Hidden Health Benefits of Spicy Foods http://www.self.com/health/blogs/healthyself/2010/09/5-healthy-benefits-of-eating-s.html

That's the one you picked out? lol

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Nothing to fear at all man. I'm in my late thirties and never felt better. More patient, more cognizant of my surroundings and enjoy the little things.

The key is to take care of your health. Don't smoke, drink in moderation, exercise regularly and placing winning wagers will keep your stress level down.
 

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Nothing to fear at all man. I'm in my late thirties and never felt better. More patient, more cognizant of my surroundings and enjoy the little things.

The key is to take care of your health. Don't smoke, drink in moderation, exercise regularly and placing winning wagers will keep your stress level down.

Sounds good.
 

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Life is great right now. I guess I should just enjoy it.

Would y'all believe I've never been to Vegas? I grew up dirt poor, then worked a lot and school. I'm thinking I'm going to finally see what Vegas is all about sometime soon.
 

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smoking fucks up alot more than your lungs, increases your risk for a heart attack multiple times over and can cause numerous other problems too. plus think of all the cash you are throwing away, if you quit smoking you could probably go on multiple more vacations a year for free. never saw the point in smoking, its not social, atleast with drinking you can make a night out of it
 

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I'm 71 and I have lots of opinions. First opinion is that if you think you're old, then you're already old. I like to refer to myself as a punk kid yet. Second opinion is that most people take way too many prescription drugs. The Doctors and Drug Companies push them on everyone. I take no prescription Drugs ... never have. Third opinion is stay active and keep your body moving doing something that's fun ! I'm on the go all the time whether it's walking, running, fishing or traveling. Fourth and perhaps most important.... Stop fretting over things you can't do nothing about. Traffic, aging, gambling losses, Relationships that have gone sour, whatever ! Life is too short to live in a bad relationship. Lastly, take care of your body. I try to eat healthy, exercise, drink Red Wine, Stay away from the Carbs and Sugars. I just got back from a fishing trip in Utah and am looking forward to hiking down the Black Canyon on the Sevier River in Utah and catching some huge German Browns in another week or so. If the Lord calls me home while I'm reeling in a big one, so be it !
 

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Are you a female? Cause thats a #1 female fear and its normal. If you're not a female, are you gay? cause thats a normal gay fear and normal. If your're neither a female or gay and are terrified of getting old, you should be, your gonna look like the cryptkeeper as soon as you hit 30. (<)<
 

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Are you a female? Cause thats a #1 female fear and its normal. If you're not a female, are you gay? cause thats a normal gay fear and normal. If your're neither a female or gay and are terrified of getting old, you should be, your gonna look like the cryptkeeper as soon as you hit 30. (<)<

30? wtf?! No not gay or a chic. Seriously...30? You're exaggerating.
 

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If you want to be afraid of something, just think about this:

Tomorrow is promised to no one!

Anything can happen at anytime to anyone regardless if they are in their 20's.

very true. lost my best friend the week before he turned 21 to something as unthinkable as meningitis. take care of yourself, exercise and eat right.
 

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very true. lost my best friend the week before he turned 21 to something as unthinkable as meningitis. take care of yourself, exercise and eat right.

Lost my best friend as a teenager. He died trying to save somebody's life. Crazy to think about all the fun things in missed out on in life. He was a really decent human being. Strange how these things always seem to happen to good people.

Yeah, I'm done thinking about old age.
 

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im telling you jag, just live your life to the fullest that you enjoy and then just go out on your terms, before you start going deeply down hill. thats my plan atleast
 

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the RX posters just saved you a 280 hour shrink visit.

Yeah...haha. I don't believe in shrinks though. I've been through some fucked up shit but I never once thought about going to a shrink. I think it's a waste.

Good advice from everybody though.
 

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Let me tell you this my friend...enjoy the 20's as much as you can...because you CAN'T turn back the clock later on when you're in your 50's-60'-70's.

But your 30's are probably the best time of your life. You've gained knowledge and experience, and if you're not married....and even if you are....you can bang hot chicks from 18-50.

I wouldn't worry about ills in your old age. You just might get into a car accident when you're in your 40's and not have to worry about a thing!
 

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