I'm About to Kill This Bitch in my Bed Right Now.

[SkinsRaj28]

hahaha Racer, I don't lead an interesting life. Otherwise, I definitely would.

If I started a blog, everyday would be the same:

Woke up at 3 PM.
Checked lines.
Got lunch/watched TV.
Showered.
Went to work.
Came home, ate food.
Watched TV.
Masturbated.
Masturbated.
Masturbated.
Took shit.
Masturbated.
Watched TV.
Slept.

Eh, maybe I'll make one and just comment on how I hate everyone and everything. That'd be fun.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Q, seriously, there's no chance that's what happened. God knows I never have, and never will, give a woman an orgasm. Gimme a break.

 

[braddllee2]

Raj = The reason I read posts in the Rubber Room. Fvckin hilarious.

 

[Alamorich]

Loved the report. Reminded of time when a fuck of the week was riding yours truly and as I am look up at her she starts drooling like a St. Bernard. It was so distracting that I was afraid afraid of going into penil dysfunction. She was a a big girl so I could not buck her off. The drool was about to cut loose and splash down on me so I pulled her head down and kissed her to cut off the drool. Still gag a little when I think about it.

 

[Bennyshoe]

Funny ass story and great thread.

How is the new mattress? Much comfy?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Alamorich, that is hilarious. I personally would've just slugged the bitch. Would've taken care of your drool problem and your not-able-to-get-fat-bitch-off-you problem.

Benny, the new mattress is fantastic. Thanks for asking.

And thankfully, the only urine soaked in it now is my own.

 

[quantumleap]

Q, seriously, there's no chance that's what happened. God knows I never have, and never will, give a woman an orgasm. Gimme a break.

What in the fuck was I thinking?????

:ughhh:

:howdy:

 

[RobFunk]

Eh, maybe I'll make one and just comment on how I hate everyone and everything. That'd be fun.

Yeah, it could be like Maddox except yours would be infinitely more entertaining.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Q, I don't know what you were thinking. You should've known better. But it's ok, no sweat.

Funk, if I ever become anything like Maddox, kill me immediately. The difference between him and me is that he thinks he's right about everything. He's really just a miserable fuck who thinks everyone else is the cause of his problems, and not himself. He's really just some insecure prick who needs affection and attention.

Having said that, he still posts some funny shit. But I'd love the chance to beat the living shit out of him. God knows he needs it.

 

[HinesWard86]

Q, I don't know what you were thinking. You should've known better. But it's ok, no sweat.

Funk, if I ever become anything like Maddox, kill me immediately. The difference between him and me is that he thinks he's right about everything. He's really just a miserable fuck who thinks everyone else is the cause of his problems, and not himself. He's really just some insecure prick who needs affection and attention.

Having said that, he still posts some funny shit. But I'd love the chance to beat the living shit out of him. God knows he needs it.

I thought he was hilarious until he posted that article about Orbitz screwing him out of like $80 and bitched about it like a little pansy. He thought that since he's an internet celebrity he could get all of his followers to bitch them out and hurt them for something that happened to poor little Maddox. His early stuff was great until he got jaded and started trying to hard. That and him getting all high and mighty after signing the book deal and him only posting like 5 times in the past year has took him off my list of bookmarks.

Would rather read Skins shit than that dude any fucking day

 

[Arodd]

bumping this because i just read it. and it deserves to be bumped.

get that video clip to work again though

 

[Valuebets]

<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=thead colSpan=2>01-12-2007 06:51 PM</TD></TR><TR title="Post 3681447" vAlign=top><TD class=alt1 align=middle width=125>SkinsRaj28</TD><TD class=alt2>hahaha Racer, I don't lead an interesting life. Otherwise, I definitely would.

If I started a blog, everyday would be the same:

Woke up at 3 PM.
Checked lines.
Got lunch/watched TV.
Showered.
Went to work.
Came home, ate food.
Watched TV.
Masturbated.
Masturbated.
Masturbated.
Took shit.
Masturbated.
Watched TV.
Slept.

Eh, maybe I'll make one and just comment on how I hate everyone and everything. That'd be fun.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

:lolBIG: , thats fucking hilarious.

 

[JohnnyB]

Man, you really need to look into professional writing. I can front you some money to write the book "Tales of a twentysomething derelict"

Get to work...I want chapters 1 and 2 on my desk in the morning. Or whenever you wake up. Whichever comes first.

X

Worked for Tucker Max.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Hines, I agree...Maddox is now a punk bitch.

Fuck, I didn't realize that the clip doesn't work anymore...I'll see what I can do when I get home from work.

Johnny, that's true, it did...but he has far more ridiculous stories than I do. Some of the shit that guy has done is incredible. Granted, I think he's a huge prick, but you gotta give the guy props regardless.

And again, my daily routine is too uneventful for a blog. It'd just turn into me bitching about how I hate everyone, commenting on the sports world, and describing the color and texture of my shits.

Actually, the more I think about it, the more intrigued I am...I refuse to believe that I'm the only one who cares about my dumps.

For the record, I took a shit the other day that was pitch black. It's happened a few times. Joints are CRUCIAL.

 

[RobFunk]

Maddox lost his touch.

Skins, I can relate to your being careful here. Why toss a chic just because she pissed on your bed. She bought you a new one, so obviously she is a keeper.

Actually, I'm a bit jealous. I mean, I never had a chic BUY ME a mattress.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I'm glad you can relate, Funk.

But seriously, it was the least she could do...I'm surprised she hasn't killed herself yet, to be honest.

I'm not kidding.

And with her passing will go my only chance of ever having my penis touched by another female without a financial transaction first. Gay.

 

[quantumleap]

Fuck, I didn't realize that the clip doesn't work anymore...I'll see what I can do when I get home from work.

Yeah, get that thing working again. You know what McDonald's says:

View attachment 2176

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Alright Q or someone else...the video might be up and running again. Try this link and tell me if it works (Quicktime isn't functional on my work computer, so I can't check).

http://www.vzwpix.com/shareMessage.do?invite=pEkr4V2DP5klWLna7otL

 

[WCBias]

Skins...how about an update? Have you made her have sex with your roommate and the bum at the streetcorner for pissing your bed yet?

 

[quantumleap]

Alright Q or someone else...the video might be up and running again. Try this link and tell me if it works (Quicktime isn't functional on my work computer, so I can't check).

http://www.vzwpix.com/shareMessage.do?invite=pEkr4V2DP5klWLna7otL

Works for me. It should work for everyone else since View attachment 2194

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