Ok i dont get this.... At do you actually ever fuck a woman or your sexual routine is limited to head and then demanding that the woman get on top of you? Whats up with that?
If a woman came to my house and pissed my bed...she is getting fucked one way or another whether or not she is passed out drunk and mumbling about an orgy with hugh hefner and the playmates
If a woman came to my house and pissed my bed...she is getting fucked one way or another whether or not she is passed out drunk and mumbling about an orgy with hugh hefner and the playmates
Skins...I'm a little disappointed in you. First off, why are you hanging out with psychobabble girls, especially ones that use their teeth when they give head. And your making excuses for her....WTF? Who the fuck gives a shit if her and her BFF broke the fuck up, what exactly does that have to do with what should be the most important part of YOUR night...which is of course her worshipping your cock. Psychobabble is psychobabble, I don't care if the bitch was raped by her daddy, that is a sure sign of severe emotional instability. Once it starts, you need to get her the fuck out of your crib....forever.
And she pissed your bed? MOTHER ******, you never let a bitch piss your bed. YOU PISS HER BED!. Should have knocked that bitch's teeth through the wall. And an hour later she was fine? C-mon bro, that's a sure sign of drama, as in she was acting.
Secondly, why didn't you simply throw this bitch out on the curb and call her a taxi. $500 and 777-9311 will get you a fuckin' hot ass escort and none of the drama, and the only thing wet on your bed will be your own cum.
Oh...little grasshopper, we have much work to do
And she pissed your bed? MOTHER ******, you never let a bitch piss your bed. YOU PISS HER BED!. Should have knocked that bitch's teeth through the wall. And an hour later she was fine? C-mon bro, that's a sure sign of drama, as in she was acting.
Secondly, why didn't you simply throw this bitch out on the curb and call her a taxi. $500 and 777-9311 will get you a fuckin' hot ass escort and none of the drama, and the only thing wet on your bed will be your own cum.
Oh...little grasshopper, we have much work to do
hno:
WC Bias said:
You know man, I really was on the verge of just throwing her out...I was threatening to call the cops and shit. But then I realized that this girl is actually willing to touch my penis on a regular basis. Girl like that gets a little slack from me.
And believe me, this bitch has never pulled shit like this before. She's always been faithful and dedicated. Case and point: in the past, I've called her when horny to have her drive the hr and a half to see me...the night before a final exam for her. She still came and drove up the next morning.
She's also driven here when I've called her at 3 AM fucking hammered.
Let me reiterate that if she was unwilling to pay for the new mattress, she'd be dead by now. But she did. And she also bought me household items I needed. And she still wants me, despite the countless times I've been unable to sustain a hard-on when wasted and trying to fuck around with her.
All of that deserves a little slack, in my book. But I'm certainly never going to drink with her ever again. Shit was RIDICULOUS. And she seriously wasn't acting. I couldn't believe she drove home that morning.
Although I'm not gonna lie...I wish her corpse was in my freezer right now.
But yeah, I got a lot to learn, so drop some knowledge on the RR f ag.
OK, so I finally got that short clip of her putting her jeans on backwards for the SECOND time. It's a weird file, but Quicktime plays it.
Hopefully this works. I wish I could've taken a longer clip, but my cell phone only allows 15 second-ones.
Oh, and it's completely dark for the first few seconds because the light was off.
Put it into context and you might find it funny...if it had happened once, it'd be humorous. But the fact that she did it AGAIN, literally five minutes later....jesus christ.
Oh, but really, the funniest part about this? She saw me recording her with my cell, just pointing it right at her while she was being retarded, and didn't know what the fuck was going on. I did this like three times, but the other two I fucked up. I turned the light on solely for the reason that I was recording her. Ah, good stuff.
Anyways, enjoy:
http://www.vzwpix.com/shareMessage.do?invite=mEqr4z23mk5mwa3z70CL
Hopefully this works. I wish I could've taken a longer clip, but my cell phone only allows 15 second-ones.
Oh, and it's completely dark for the first few seconds because the light was off.
Put it into context and you might find it funny...if it had happened once, it'd be humorous. But the fact that she did it AGAIN, literally five minutes later....jesus christ.
Oh, but really, the funniest part about this? She saw me recording her with my cell, just pointing it right at her while she was being retarded, and didn't know what the fuck was going on. I did this like three times, but the other two I fucked up. I turned the light on solely for the reason that I was recording her. Ah, good stuff.
Anyways, enjoy:
http://www.vzwpix.com/shareMessage.do?invite=mEqr4z23mk5mwa3z70CL
Pure old, cold hard truth man. There goes a piece of reality.
I agree with the slack bit, she deserved it if she's done all that (including the penis touching part), so long it doesn't become an habit of hers being spastic.
Im a profane in your ways skins, mind me asking what you work at ?
Something about this thread keeps me coming back, and it ain't the winners lol.
I agree with the slack bit, she deserved it if she's done all that (including the penis touching part), so long it doesn't become an habit of hers being spastic.
Im a profane in your ways skins, mind me asking what you work at ?
Something about this thread keeps me coming back, and it ain't the winners lol.
Andy, I'm in college and I work like four nights a week at a newspaper, helping put together the sports section.
I'm bound to get fired soon, though. So I'll just be a college student, who fails everything and has no hope of ever graduating, in the near future.
And yeah, girl deserves a little slack for all of the reasons I mentioned earlier. But if it ever happens again, there's no chance I don't piss on her and/or murder her.
I'm bound to get fired soon, though. So I'll just be a college student, who fails everything and has no hope of ever graduating, in the near future.
And yeah, girl deserves a little slack for all of the reasons I mentioned earlier. But if it ever happens again, there's no chance I don't piss on her and/or murder her.
