I'm About to Kill This Bitch in my Bed Right Now.

[SkinsRaj28]

roach, apparently it worked for bullets...so I don't know what's up.

I texted her to let her know how much the mattress cost and she said she'd send me a check, but that's it.

I told her that if she needed to talk or whatever, that she could call whenever...but I really hope that never happens.

And yeah, she has a tattoo of a turtle or some crap on the lower right side of her back.

 

[roach23]

roach, apparently it worked for bullets...so I don't know what's up.

yea verizon is fuckin racist.

 

[bullets]

It worked for me.

I sure couldn't find a way to jerk off to it, even if I wanted to.

 

[JohnnyB]

Haha, shit is epic. Video worked for me. Pretty nice body, wish we could've seen her face. Hey Skins, hook us up with a Myspace page would ya?

 

[kingbill]

I texted her to let her know how much the mattress cost and she said she'd send me a check, but that's it.

I hope you inflated the price by 20%...to cover the pain an suffering caused by the flagrant use of her Dentures

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Johnny, I don't think she has MySpace. She had a Facebook page, was actually one of those broads who was obsessed with that shit, but her ex-best friend found out her password and got on her shit and started sending her friends all sorts of fucked up messages...so she had to deactivate it or something.

She said she'd re-activate it soon though, or something. She's really a mediocre looking girl. Cute, but certainly not hot...and her body doesn't look nearly a good without clothes. Actually, it doesn't look that good WITH clothes, either.

But again, she's a female with a functioning mouth and vagina, who's willing to let me abuse both. So I'm not complaining. Well at least I wasn't until she flooded my mattress.

And kingbill, I definitely hiked up the price a bit. Flagrant foul, two shots and possession. One more and she gets tossed.

 

[Ironman_8]

Roach, I thought you was joking when you said Verizon was racist. I tried it on Firefox and it didnt work. Try it on IE and it should be good.

Skins, this woman must have the flattest bum in all bum-dom. How in theeee hell can you put on a pair of jeans backwards?

Also if you would have went to a real school like Old Dominion, you wouldnt have had these problems.

 

[WCBias]

You know man, I really was on the verge of just throwing her out...I was threatening to call the cops and shit. But then I realized that this girl is actually willing to touch my penis on a regular basis. Girl like that gets a little slack from me.

And believe me, this bitch has never pulled shit like this before. She's always been faithful and dedicated. Case and point: in the past, I've called her when horny to have her drive the hr and a half to see me...the night before a final exam for her. She still came and drove up the next morning.

She's also driven here when I've called her at 3 AM fucking hammered.

Let me reiterate that if she was unwilling to pay for the new mattress, she'd be dead by now. But she did. And she also bought me household items I needed. And she still wants me, despite the countless times I've been unable to sustain a hard-on when wasted and trying to fuck around with her.

All of that deserves a little slack, in my book. But I'm certainly never going to drink with her ever again. Shit was RIDICULOUS. And she seriously wasn't acting. I couldn't believe she drove home that morning.

Although I'm not gonna lie...I wish her corpse was in my freezer right now.

But yeah, I got a lot to learn, so drop some knowledge on the RR f ag.

It sounds like you have a bit more invested in her than I thought. And you certainly get bonus points for whipping out the phone and filming her stupor for all the world to see and condescending her ass in the midst of it....great work.

BUT.....girl gets stupified shithammered off a few drinks, psychobabbles, pees your bed, bites your cock (twice), has relationship issues with her BFF, and on top of that you don't really think she's attractive. These are not good signs.

And I'll tell you what else you should be scared about. That she is willing to buy you a bed AND bring over cleaning products. That she is willing to drive miles and hours to service you. Any day of the week. That tells me you ain't no booty call....this bitch LOVES you.

Run Raj. Run as fast as you can. Change your cell number. Move. You need to go out tonight and find yourself a replacement ASS, because this one is going to get worse before it gets better.

Bitch is going to show up dead in a gutter with your cum stain on her blouse and a note in her pocket saying you are a beater.

Run.

 

[quantumleap]

And yeah, she has a tattoo of a turtle or some crap on the lower right side of her back.

That just gives you something to shoot for.

uppy:

I see what you mean about this girl. Her body wasn't half bad. Use her and abuse her and THEN dump her.

 

[thenatureboy]

Is she from Maryland? That's typical Maryland behavior.

 

[quantumleap]

Is she from Maryland? That's typical Maryland behavior.

Otherwise known as TMB.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Ironman, that's weird, because it works fine for me in Firefox. As for her ass, it really isn't small at all. Girl isn't skinny by any stretch of the imagination...I wish she weighed less. And yeah, VCU doesn't get the job done. Although, it'd help if I wasn't a punkass bitch too.

WC, yeah, this girl is in love with me...unfortunately. And don't ask me why, because I have no fuckin clue. We dated a long time ago, and I broke up with her essentially because I knew she has issues with being lonely and shit and I didn't want to use her when I definitely didn't feel the same way.

But she knows we're just friends or whatever now. I've made that perfectly clear. I know she still loves me, but she knows I don't want to be with her.

Having said that...trust me, the only reason I even talk to her is because I don't have another option right now. As soon as I find a replacement, she's done. Honestly, I'm not the kinda guy who just wants tons of ass; I'd rather be with a girl who I actually LIKE and whose company I enjoy.

But I'm not gonna lie; it's comforting knowing there's absolutely no pressure in any situation with her. She knows all my flaws and doesn't care. But I'm still dropping her the first chance I get. But that ain't happening till I get another option.

I will say this in her defense, though: she's so obsessed with not coming on too strong and not being a burden on anyone, that she isn't one of those clingy girls who gets all stalkerish and psycho. Which is why I'm tolerant of her and keep her around.

Although...

Bitch is going to show up dead in a gutter with your cum stain on her blouse and a note in her pocket saying you are a beater.

If she actually did that, I'd give her credit for being that clever. That was one of the funniest things I've ever read. Unfortunately, she isn't cold-blooded enough to pull it off.

Q, exactly. It's just a temporary fix until something better comes along.

hahahahaha no, she's not from MD. That was hilarious, though.

 

[roach23]

Roach, I thought you was joking when you said Verizon was racist. I tried it on Firefox and it didnt work. Try it on IE and it should be good.

thanks. works now.

 

[TheFalls]

hhaha.

TMB-that's good. I was in Maryland once. Hoes is ugly up in that state! Even college hoez.....

But Rhode Island is worse!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mike0187]

"you put them on backwards again, the buttons are in the back. its not that complicated" hahahahah

funniest shit ever, just the fact that you recorded it and shared with us

 

[MonkeyMentos]

just caught up to this my friend. i have no words. maybe later. only an image comes to mind. ohmyfvckinggodpleasekillmenow.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

hahahahahaha

I'm surprised this wasn't the image that first came to mind:

 

[RacerX]

Man, you really need to look into professional writing. I can front you some money to write the book "Tales of a twentysomething derelict"

Get to work...I want chapters 1 and 2 on my desk in the morning. Or whenever you wake up. Whichever comes first.

X

 

[quantumleap]

Raj:

This may help you in your discovery process:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

 

[sammythesage]

just ass fuck her you stupid basterd!:realtongu