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Joey, I wouldn't so much call it "asking" as I would say it was more like, "maybe you should put your mouth on it." Notice how I didn't say anything about teeth. Whore.
Well, if she was pregnant before, she sure isn't now...you better believe I busted out the coat hanger out before she left.
And fuck no Teaze...the open bar might kill her. And if that didn't, the giant train that would inevitably be run on her would.
And seriously, it couldn't have been anything but urine, but it really doesn't smell. I know that when you drink a lot of alcohol, most of what comes out is water, but this is still odd. Either way, I don't want to be anywhere near that shit. But yes, clearly the reason I can't smell it is because my own body stench outmuscles any other odor.
Clip, it tasted phenomenal. Like flavored water...urine-flavored water. mmmmmmmmmm
Timetopay, if it had been a guy, my bedsheet wouldn't have been SOAKING wet. No amount of cum could do that, I swear. I equate it to someone literally dumping a gallon of water on my bed, that's how wet it was.
Don't mention it, suncom...I feed off everyone else's misery, so I figured I'd be unselfish and share some of my own with the Rubber Room crew.
Well, if she was pregnant before, she sure isn't now...you better believe I busted out the coat hanger out before she left.
And fuck no Teaze...the open bar might kill her. And if that didn't, the giant train that would inevitably be run on her would.
And seriously, it couldn't have been anything but urine, but it really doesn't smell. I know that when you drink a lot of alcohol, most of what comes out is water, but this is still odd. Either way, I don't want to be anywhere near that shit. But yes, clearly the reason I can't smell it is because my own body stench outmuscles any other odor.
Clip, it tasted phenomenal. Like flavored water...urine-flavored water. mmmmmmmmmm
Timetopay, if it had been a guy, my bedsheet wouldn't have been SOAKING wet. No amount of cum could do that, I swear. I equate it to someone literally dumping a gallon of water on my bed, that's how wet it was.
Don't mention it, suncom...I feed off everyone else's misery, so I figured I'd be unselfish and share some of my own with the Rubber Room crew.
Oh, and I already got the new mattress. Shit is crucial.
Oh, and RacerX, your great idea reminded me of something: I actually took a short video with my cell phone when she had put her jeans on backwards for a second time. My gay phone keeps fucking up when I try to email it, though. If/when I get it to send, I'll try to figure out a way to post it here.
I'm dead fucking tired right now. So clearly the only thing I want to do right now is go to work for six hours. Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Oh, and RacerX, your great idea reminded me of something: I actually took a short video with my cell phone when she had put her jeans on backwards for a second time. My gay phone keeps fucking up when I try to email it, though. If/when I get it to send, I'll try to figure out a way to post it here.
I'm dead fucking tired right now. So clearly the only thing I want to do right now is go to work for six hours. Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
long time ago
i was at one internet cafe and this old coworker came
and asked me who i was talking with in the messenger
another coworker, then asked me for the contact address
5 min later the corworker told me, that lady want you
to bang her..
then i look at her and replied, ok if you want something, turn that computer off , and let's go a drive to your house.
in the middle of the way she asked me if i want to smoke some G,
then obvioulsly i said yes, we went for some G, then came to her appartment, believe me she was so fat that has like 250 pounds on her, completely ugly pimps even in her butt cheeks, anyways
i have no idea how to start an erection, since i was not willing to give her a kiss, then i told her to estimulate me by sucking my cock, then i was smoking my joint, once i was fully erected i said to my self im gonna fuck her from behind (on her vagina) but from behind, when i was ready to introduce my cock, this fucking chomper just face me up trying to fuck her in missionary position, then suddenly my cock went down ,,
she was like, what the fuck happened, shut up,, why you face me up, go behind,, no please you're going to fuck me in the ass, i said no,, in the vagina but please face the bed not me... the long story was, she suck my cock for like 1 hour, and i could not fuck her, at the end one friend call me he has more creepy marijuana, then i put my pants she replied
hey but please, i want cock, i want to be fucked.
i replied,, well sometimes you can sometimes you cannot, and today im completely wasted, bye...
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i was at one internet cafe and this old coworker came
and asked me who i was talking with in the messenger
another coworker, then asked me for the contact address
5 min later the corworker told me, that lady want you
to bang her..
then i look at her and replied, ok if you want something, turn that computer off , and let's go a drive to your house.
in the middle of the way she asked me if i want to smoke some G,
then obvioulsly i said yes, we went for some G, then came to her appartment, believe me she was so fat that has like 250 pounds on her, completely ugly pimps even in her butt cheeks, anyways
i have no idea how to start an erection, since i was not willing to give her a kiss, then i told her to estimulate me by sucking my cock, then i was smoking my joint, once i was fully erected i said to my self im gonna fuck her from behind (on her vagina) but from behind, when i was ready to introduce my cock, this fucking chomper just face me up trying to fuck her in missionary position, then suddenly my cock went down ,,
she was like, what the fuck happened, shut up,, why you face me up, go behind,, no please you're going to fuck me in the ass, i said no,, in the vagina but please face the bed not me... the long story was, she suck my cock for like 1 hour, and i could not fuck her, at the end one friend call me he has more creepy marijuana, then i put my pants she replied
hey but please, i want cock, i want to be fucked.
i replied,, well sometimes you can sometimes you cannot, and today im completely wasted, bye...
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she has a cool myspace page
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8064222
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8064222
