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"Team believes it found Noah's Ark
Returns from Iranian mountain with petrified wood, marine fossils"
SH: Once upon a time there was a girl who lived with seven dwarves. And there was this queen that had talking mirror. And the papa bear said to the mama bear, "Somebody's been eating my porridge!!"
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"Though the Bible says it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, it also mentions "the waters prevailed upon the earth a hundred and fifty days."
SH: Meaning that the rain fell at a literal pace of "750 feet of water per day/32 feet of water per hour/six inches of water every 60 seconds" for six weeks in order to cover the entire planet.
For God So Loved The World That He Ordered Up a Physically Impossible Rainfall That Murdered Every Man, Woman & Child On Planet Earth save for the Lucky Eight who scored a ride on the ark along with two of every species of life on the earth (at least 700,000 different species when insects, birds and marine animals are excluded)
Returns from Iranian mountain with petrified wood, marine fossils"
SH: Once upon a time there was a girl who lived with seven dwarves. And there was this queen that had talking mirror. And the papa bear said to the mama bear, "Somebody's been eating my porridge!!"
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"Though the Bible says it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, it also mentions "the waters prevailed upon the earth a hundred and fifty days."
SH: Meaning that the rain fell at a literal pace of "750 feet of water per day/32 feet of water per hour/six inches of water every 60 seconds" for six weeks in order to cover the entire planet.
For God So Loved The World That He Ordered Up a Physically Impossible Rainfall That Murdered Every Man, Woman & Child On Planet Earth save for the Lucky Eight who scored a ride on the ark along with two of every species of life on the earth (at least 700,000 different species when insects, birds and marine animals are excluded)
Does this mean Noah was sipping on the juice while his sons were wrangling all the animals from Africa while his wives were busy getting all the animals form south America? I mean how the fuck do you drive a boat big enough to carry all the animals in the world, scratch that two times that amount... and yet still find a way to nose dive that mother ****** into a mountain? Not a a reef or an ice berg or even another ship, no a fucking Mountain. Of all the threads, how does this one keep resurrecting?
They had an orgy and the papa bear became Gov and then the mama bear extorted him for money and a book deal and claimed she had no idea he was gay even thou she remembers clear as day seeing a thick 29 year old sausage planted in the good govs mouth while she played with the Gov himself. I think that is how it goes, im sure Larry King (the dirty slouchy shoulder Jew) will have the story next week....soon as mama bear secures a book deal.
Wow, when does this end.
It's easy to explain to kids about santa and the tooth fairy because they are not cognitively developed. Their minds can be shaped easily in that regard, for the most part.
But explaining jesus and god to an adult wondering what is the meaning of life is a whole different deal. The bible is just some lame literature written by pagans. Get over it. It's not real.
It's easy to explain to kids about santa and the tooth fairy because they are not cognitively developed. Their minds can be shaped easily in that regard, for the most part.
But explaining jesus and god to an adult wondering what is the meaning of life is a whole different deal. The bible is just some lame literature written by pagans. Get over it. It's not real.
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