Sorry Coach...but I am going to have to put on my Bible scholar hat for just a minute.
You are wrong in your "interpretation" - in fact...the Bible is not open to any sort of interpretation at all. Check out 2 Peter 1:20;21 - "No scripture is open to interpretation..." and Psalm 19:7-9 - "God's word is perfect, righteous, and true". If the word of God is indeed perfect, as referenced throughout the entirity of the Bible, then it must not be open to any interpretation at all. In fact, it all is all black and white. The answer may not be obvious at first, but that is why you as a believer must adhere to 2 Timothy 2:15 - "Study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed".
You misquoted 2 Peter 1:20,21 and have totally distorted it's meaning.
Prophecy of Scripture
12 So I will always remind you of these things, even though you know them and are firmly established in the truth you now have. 13 I think it is right to refresh your memory as long as I live in the tent of this body, 14 because I know that I will soon put it aside, as our Lord Jesus Christ has made clear to me. 15 And I will make every effort to see that after my departure you will always be able to remember these things.
16 For we did not follow cleverly devised stories when we told you about the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ in power, but we were eyewitnesses of his majesty. 17 He received honor and glory from God the Father when the voice came to him from the Majestic Glory, saying, “This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased.”[b] 18 We ourselves heard this voice that came from heaven when we were with him on the sacred mountain.
19 We also have the prophetic message as something completely reliable, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts. 20 Above all, you must understand that no prophecy of Scripture came about by the prophet’s own interpretation of things. 21 For prophecy never had its origin in the human will, but prophets, though human, spoke from God as they were carried along by the Holy Spirit.