Hondo whiffed with the Rays last night at Fenway
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will return to the Reds and Edward Snowden’s favorite pitcher, Leake. Also, he will take a stab with the Twins over the Angels on Pelfrey.
Hondo: Reds and Twins
Fade Plays: Giants and Angel
Angels game is at 3:35 if you are playing it.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will return to the Reds and Edward Snowden’s favorite pitcher, Leake. Also, he will take a stab with the Twins over the Angels on Pelfrey.
Hondo: Reds and Twins
Fade Plays: Giants and Angel
Angels game is at 3:35 if you are playing it.
Hondo treaded water on the West Coast yesterday, getting nipped with the Twins before rallying with the Reds.
Today, Mr. Aitch had success doing the Hiroki-pokey Saturday, so he again will dance with Kuroda — on the Yankees. Tonight, he expects Hellickson to shut down the Sawx and Greinke to stop the Reds.
Hondo: Yankees, Rays and Dodgers
Fade Plays: Rangers, Redsox and Reds ...................................... Rangers at 2pm (MQ tail he is 3-0) , Red Sox at 4pm and REDS at 10pm
Today, Mr. Aitch had success doing the Hiroki-pokey Saturday, so he again will dance with Kuroda — on the Yankees. Tonight, he expects Hellickson to shut down the Sawx and Greinke to stop the Reds.
Hondo: Yankees, Rays and Dodgers
Fade Plays: Rangers, Redsox and Reds ...................................... Rangers at 2pm (MQ tail he is 3-0) , Red Sox at 4pm and REDS at 10pm
Hondo ended up running in place again yesterday when he hit with the Yankees, was rinsed with the Rays and missed with the Dodgers.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch has pulled an ace out of the deck — on Wainwright and the Cards to cut down Los Braves (as Carlos Danger likes to call them).
Hondo: Cardinals
Fade Play: Braves
Tonight, Mr. Aitch has pulled an ace out of the deck — on Wainwright and the Cards to cut down Los Braves (as Carlos Danger likes to call them).
Hondo: Cardinals
Fade Play: Braves
Without LANG this place is a goddam ghost town .............................. The Cubs came through beautifully for Hondo yesterday, but the Cards again betrayed him in Atlanta, so the negative number was reduced only to 895 petrocellis.
Tonight, it looks like a good night for Price shoppers in Fenway – 20 units on the Rays over the Sawx. Also, Mr. Aitch expects Edward Snowden’s favorite pitcher, Leake, to hose the Pods ........................... 2 games spreadout by 4 hours, I will be a communist tonight and go all RED ..................... RED sox then Cincy REDS ........................ Hondo is hot when takes the cincy REDs and he lost also when he was opposite cincy REDS also , I hope to win the SAWX play and go small on my REDS and W
Tonight, it looks like a good night for Price shoppers in Fenway – 20 units on the Rays over the Sawx. Also, Mr. Aitch expects Edward Snowden’s favorite pitcher, Leake, to hose the Pods ........................... 2 games spreadout by 4 hours, I will be a communist tonight and go all RED ..................... RED sox then Cincy REDS ........................ Hondo is hot when takes the cincy REDs and he lost also when he was opposite cincy REDS also , I hope to win the SAWX play and go small on my REDS and W
Hondo, having won with the Rays in Fenway, was on the verge of a sweep last night when Aroldis Chapman entered for the Reds and whizzed away Leake’s gem, causing the deficit to grow to 965 whitakers.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch, using the “method handicapping” approach, will take a shot with Strasburg and the underachieving Nationals in Detroit — 20 units.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch, using the “method handicapping” approach, will take a shot with Strasburg and the underachieving Nationals in Detroit — 20 units.
Hondo followed up Monday’s ultra-painful split by getting slammed with Strasburg and the Nats last night in Detroit, which pushed the accounts payable into four figures at 1,065 larys.
Today, Mr. Aitch will tune into Nat Gio and try a 20-unit play on Washington over Kate Upton’s ex. Tonight, he is banking on Bedard and Kuroda to torment their former teams — 20 units apiece on the Astros and Yankees.
Today, Mr. Aitch will tune into Nat Gio and try a 20-unit play on Washington over Kate Upton’s ex. Tonight, he is banking on Bedard and Kuroda to torment their former teams — 20 units apiece on the Astros and Yankees.
8/1 plays = Hondo lost with the Nationals yesterday afternoon but turned on the turbos last night, scoring big time with the Astros and Yanks to slash the deficit to 775 grotes. Today, Mr. Aitch will work the day shift with Harvey and the Metamucils in Miami as well as Masterson and the Native Americans — 20 units apiece.
JULY Hondo report
As usual hot/cold streaks with this guy
As usual hot/cold streaks with this guy
| JULY(20-19) YEAR 83-91 Winning days JULY(14-12-2) YEAR 51-59-5 |
| Faves (9-5) TOTAL 48-34 |
| Dogs (10-12) TOTAL 30-52 |
| Even (1-2) TOTAL 5-5 |
| Best W streak - 7 |
| Best L streak - 5 |
| Monday | 7/1 | dbacks | even | L |
| nats | fave | W | ||
| Tuesday | 7/2 | cards | DOG | L |
| Wednesday | 7/3 | nyy | fave | W |
| Thursday | 7/4 | Giants | DOG | PPD |
| Pirates | fave | L | ||
| Indians | DOG | L | ||
| Rockies | fave | W | ||
| Friday | 7/5 | phillies | fave | W |
| Saturday | 7/6 | rays | fave | W |
| Sunday | 7/7 | angels | fave | W |
| Monday | 7/8 | rangers | DOG | W |
| Tuesday | 7/9 | cws | DOG | W |
| Wednesday | 7/10 | reds | fave | W |
| Thursday | 7/11 | reds | DOG | L |
| Friday | 7/12 | reds | DOG | W |
| Saturday | 7/13 | cards | fave | L |
| Sunday | 7/14 | cws | DOG | L |
| Monday | 7/15 | OFF | ||
| Tuesday | 7/16 | AL | DOG | W |
| Wednesday | 7/17 | OFF | ||
| Thursday | 7/18 | OFF | ||
| Friday | 7/19 | reds | DOG | W |
| Saturday | 7/20 | nyy | DOG | W |
| Sunday | 7/21 | phillies | DOG | L |
| nats | DOG | L | ||
| Monday | 7/22 | reds | DOG | W |
| Tuesday | 7/23 | rays | DOG | L |
| Wednesday | 7/24 | reds | fave | W |
| twins | DOG | L | ||
| Thursday | 7/25 | nyy | DOG | W |
| rays | DOG | L | ||
| dodgers | fave | L | ||
| Friday | 7/26 | cards | fave | L |
| Saturday | 7/27 | mets | DOG | L |
| reds | DOG | L | ||
| Sunday | 7/28 | cubs | fave | W |
| cards | even | L | ||
| Monday | 7/29 | rays | even | W |
| reds | fave | L | ||
| Tuesday | 7/30 | nats | DOG | L |
| Wednesday | 7/31 | nyy | DOG | W |
| hou | DOG | W |
The Dodgers did Hondo a solid by chewing up the Cubs yesterday at Wrigley, which lowered his beast of a burden to 725 driessens.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will give Bedard another opportunity to earn some semi-permanent stall space in the stable — 20 units on the ’Stros. Also, he expects Nova to be the star of the show in San Diego — 20 units on the Yanks. .................... Speaking of San Diego, a Marilyn Monroe impersonator has accused Democrat mayor Bob “Feel ‘Em Up” Filner of grabbing her derriere last December at a fundraiser. Filner says he was just trying to get a feel for what it was like to be John and Bobby Kennedy ... Meanwhile, back on the East Coast pervert beat, Anthony “A-Wad” Weiner denies he is involved in any online relationships now. However, he says he can’t be 100 percent certain about the cyber celibacy of Carlos Danger ... A salon called Shizuka New York is offering a $180 facial that uses a mixture of rice bran and Asian Nightingale poop. Those who have had it say it makes their face feel terrific, but unfortunately they smell like Al Roker’s shorts.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will give Bedard another opportunity to earn some semi-permanent stall space in the stable — 20 units on the ’Stros. Also, he expects Nova to be the star of the show in San Diego — 20 units on the Yanks. .................... Speaking of San Diego, a Marilyn Monroe impersonator has accused Democrat mayor Bob “Feel ‘Em Up” Filner of grabbing her derriere last December at a fundraiser. Filner says he was just trying to get a feel for what it was like to be John and Bobby Kennedy ... Meanwhile, back on the East Coast pervert beat, Anthony “A-Wad” Weiner denies he is involved in any online relationships now. However, he says he can’t be 100 percent certain about the cyber celibacy of Carlos Danger ... A salon called Shizuka New York is offering a $180 facial that uses a mixture of rice bran and Asian Nightingale poop. Those who have had it say it makes their face feel terrific, but unfortunately they smell like Al Roker’s shorts.
[h=1]Hondo: Take my Fife, please[/h]
Today, Mr. Aitch expects Fife to drum up a victory at Wrigley — 20 units on the Dodgers to drub the Cubs.
- Last Updated: 3:39 AM, August 4, 2013
- Posted: 1:30 AM, August 4, 2013
Today, Mr. Aitch expects Fife to drum up a victory at Wrigley — 20 units on the Dodgers to drub the Cubs.
Two measly hits and a lone run were all the Dodgers needed yesterday against the Small Bears to help hard-charging Hondo trim his accounts payable to 625 furillos.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will continue to ride the Dodgers’ trolley in St. Louis — 20 units on Greinke to shut down his Arch enemy. ................................................................... I am back on the FADE HONDO play here, I like LAD but yesterday they looked beatup and I doubt Hanley Ramirez plays tonight and that's a top 3 bat for them, the cards offense pounded cincy , LAD are running red hot though maybe Hondo cools them down
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will continue to ride the Dodgers’ trolley in St. Louis — 20 units on Greinke to shut down his Arch enemy. ................................................................... I am back on the FADE HONDO play here, I like LAD but yesterday they looked beatup and I doubt Hanley Ramirez plays tonight and that's a top 3 bat for them, the cards offense pounded cincy , LAD are running red hot though maybe Hondo cools them down
Hondo made some significant progess on his deficit-reduction program last night, scoring with the Dodgers in St. Louis to lower the negative number to 495 kenneys.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch is appealing to A-Rod to help Kuroda get a “W” against the Pale Hose — 20 units on the Yankees. ................................... 12 minutes left to fade Hondo
Tonight, Mr. Aitch is appealing to A-Rod to help Kuroda get a “W” against the Pale Hose — 20 units on the Yankees. ................................... 12 minutes left to fade Hondo
Hondo continued his inexorable march toward positive numbers last night, scoring with the Dodgers in St. Louis to reduce the NRN (nasty red number) to a nearly manageable 345 wallings.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will take a stab with Bedard to cruise past the Cruz-less Rangers — 20 units on the ‘Stros.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will take a stab with Bedard to cruise past the Cruz-less Rangers — 20 units on the ‘Stros.
