"The Rangers showed great concern for Hondo’s financial well being last night in Baltimore, bringing down the Birds to lower his deficit to 610 oylers and raise his winning streak to five.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will take a shot from downtown Motown with the Quintana – 20 units on the Chisox to zap Zoolander."
TUESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Detroit Lions (7:05 PM EST)
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will take a shot from downtown Motown with the Quintana – 20 units on the Chisox to zap Zoolander."
TUESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Detroit Lions (7:05 PM EST)
The wonderful White Sox worked some magic for Hondo last night, mowing down the underachieving Verlander to push the winning streak to six and slash the deficit to 440 kaskos.
Today, Mr. Aitch will put his financial fate in the right arm of Edward Snowden’s favorite pitcher — Leake. Twenty units on the Reds to brew up a winner in Milwaukee.
WEDNESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Milwaukee Brewers (2:10 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch will put his financial fate in the right arm of Edward Snowden’s favorite pitcher — Leake. Twenty units on the Reds to brew up a winner in Milwaukee.
WEDNESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Milwaukee Brewers (2:10 PM EST)
Hondo is on fire!
"Red-hot Hondo increased his winning streak to seven yesterday when he breezed with the Reds in Milwaukee to reduce the accounts payable to 340 hutchinsons.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will reboard the Big Red Bandwagon — 20 units on Latos over ‘Lanta."
THURSDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Atlanta Braves (7:10 PM EST)
"Red-hot Hondo increased his winning streak to seven yesterday when he breezed with the Reds in Milwaukee to reduce the accounts payable to 340 hutchinsons.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will reboard the Big Red Bandwagon — 20 units on Latos over ‘Lanta."
THURSDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Atlanta Braves (7:10 PM EST)
Formerly sizzling Hondo had his winning streak snapped at seven last night when the Reds failed in Atlanta, causing the deficit to fall to a quarter of a mile below sea level at 440 billinghams.
Tonight, one more time, kids — 20 units on Arroyo and the Reds to shut down the Medlen cartel in Atlanta.
FRIDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Atlanta Braves at home against the Cincinnati Reds (7:30 PM EST)
"The Reds paid back Hondo for ending his seven-game winning streak Thursday night, beating Los Bravos last night to lower the accounts payable to 340 groats.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will join forces with the Lynn-sane Card posse — 20 units on Lance & Co. to drub the Cubs."
SATURDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Chicago Cubs (7:15 PM EST)
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will join forces with the Lynn-sane Card posse — 20 units on Lance & Co. to drub the Cubs."
SATURDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Chicago Cubs (7:15 PM EST)
Lynn was more joker than ace last night in Wrigley, which led to a loss by the Cards that raised Hondo’s deficit to 450 romanos.
Today, Mr. Aitch, who had been raining winners on HondoNation like some sort of powerful Hondonado, will close out the front nine by teeing it up with the White Sox — 20 units on Quintana to roll in Philadelphia.
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Philadelphia Phillies (1:35 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch, who had been raining winners on HondoNation like some sort of powerful Hondonado, will close out the front nine by teeing it up with the White Sox — 20 units on Quintana to roll in Philadelphia.
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Philadelphia Phillies (1:35 PM EST)
"The White Sox rallied and tied in the ninth then faltered and died in the 10th yesterday in Philly to send Hondo into the break on a two-game losing streak and with a deficit of 550 parkers.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch expects Bryce Harper to be a tower of power in the big Citi -- 10 units on the Natural to win the Derby."
Tonight, Mr. Aitch expects Bryce Harper to be a tower of power in the big Citi -- 10 units on the Natural to win the Derby."
HONDO LOVES THE AL
"Hondo came close with Bryce Harper in the HR Derby last night, but the Nat-ural was no match for Yoenis Cespedes, whose power surgecaused the accounts payable to grow to 600 callisons.
Tonight, at the Midsummer Flaccid Classic in the Citi that always weeps, Mr. Aitch will make his customary 10-unit investment on the Junior Circuit hitters to do some damage when they dig in against Met Harvey."
TUESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: National League (8:00 PM EST)
"Hondo came close with Bryce Harper in the HR Derby last night, but the Nat-ural was no match for Yoenis Cespedes, whose power surgecaused the accounts payable to grow to 600 callisons.
Tonight, at the Midsummer Flaccid Classic in the Citi that always weeps, Mr. Aitch will make his customary 10-unit investment on the Junior Circuit hitters to do some damage when they dig in against Met Harvey."
TUESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: National League (8:00 PM EST)
"The American way proved to be the right way in the big Citi last night for Hondo, who lowered his deficit to 545 sanfords and improved his record to 13-3-1 in the last 17 Midsummer Flaccid Classics.
Today, since there are no human contests in which to invest, Mr. Aitch will hop on some horses. Heeding the sagacious counsel of colleague Vic Cangialosi, His Aitchness will plunge at Del Mar on Scorcher in the second, Wink and Wish in the third, and One Firm Cat in the sixth. Five units to win on each."
Today, since there are no human contests in which to invest, Mr. Aitch will hop on some horses. Heeding the sagacious counsel of colleague Vic Cangialosi, His Aitchness will plunge at Del Mar on Scorcher in the second, Wink and Wish in the third, and One Firm Cat in the sixth. Five units to win on each."
"Hondo whiffed on three attempts yesterday at Del Mar , finishing up the track with Scorcher in the second, Wink and Wish in the third, and One Firm Cat in the sixth to raise the negative numeral to 620 hartacks.
Today, Mr. Aitch again will join forces with Vic Cangialosi at Del Mar, but, in an attempt to limit the damage, will make only one investment: Rowdy Gal in the fourth — five units to win."
Today, Mr. Aitch again will join forces with Vic Cangialosi at Del Mar, but, in an attempt to limit the damage, will make only one investment: Rowdy Gal in the fourth — five units to win."
"Hondo wrapped up the horse racing portion of fiscal year in typical fashion yesterday, losing with Rowdy Gal in the fourth at Del Mar to expand the deficit to 645 chacons.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will open the second half with Edward Snowden’s all-time favorite pitcher, Leake—20 units on the Reds."
FRIDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Pittsburgh Pirates (7:10 PM EST)
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will open the second half with Edward Snowden’s all-time favorite pitcher, Leake—20 units on the Reds."
FRIDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Pittsburgh Pirates (7:10 PM EST)
"Hondo opened the second half in strong fashion last night, scoring with Leake and the Reds to lower the accounts payable to 545 treshes.
Today, Mr. Aitch will do the Hiroki-Pokey with Kuroda at Fenway Pahk — 20 units on the Yanks to lump up Lackey."
SATURDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (4:05 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch will do the Hiroki-Pokey with Kuroda at Fenway Pahk — 20 units on the Yanks to lump up Lackey."
SATURDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (4:05 PM EST)
"The Yankees took care of Hondo’s business in Boston yesterday, smacking the Sawx to reduce the IOUs to 405 mauchs.
Today, Mr. Aitch will give three cheers for Cliffy — 20 units on the Phillies to undress Harvey. Also, he will toss another 20 at Zimmerman and the Nats."
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS: The New York Mets (1:10 PM EST) and the LA Dodgers (1:35 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch will give three cheers for Cliffy — 20 units on the Phillies to undress Harvey. Also, he will toss another 20 at Zimmerman and the Nats."
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS: The New York Mets (1:10 PM EST) and the LA Dodgers (1:35 PM EST)
Hondo Fade plays go 2-0 on Sunday
"Hondo returned most of his second-half profits yesterday because the Phillies and Nats obviously have no interest in his deficit-reduction program. As a result, the NRN (nasty red number) ballooned to 605 sabos.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will put in play the Post-No-Hitter-Letdown Theory – 20 units on Arroyo and the Reds to freak out Lincecum."
MONDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: San Francisco Giants (10:15 PM EST)
"Hondo returned most of his second-half profits yesterday because the Phillies and Nats obviously have no interest in his deficit-reduction program. As a result, the NRN (nasty red number) ballooned to 605 sabos.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will put in play the Post-No-Hitter-Letdown Theory – 20 units on Arroyo and the Reds to freak out Lincecum."
MONDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: San Francisco Giants (10:15 PM EST)
