"Hondo scored with the Reds and Cardinals last night but was out to lunch with the Brewers and Giants so the debt held steady at a smooth 750 carters.
Today, Mr. Aitch expects Buehrle to show some brawn against the Sawx — 20 units on the Blue Jays."
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (1:35 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch expects Buehrle to show some brawn against the Sawx — 20 units on the Blue Jays."
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (1:35 PM EST)
"Heartbreak Hondo dropped another painful one yesterday, losing with the Jays in the ninth at Fenway to grow the deficit to 850 foys.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will put his hard-earned DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Miley over Marcum and the Mets and on Zimmerman over the Brew Crew. Twenty units apiece.
MONDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS: New York Mets (7:10 PM) and the Milwaukee Brewers (7:05 PM EST)
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will put his hard-earned DDPs (disposable dead presidents) on Miley over Marcum and the Mets and on Zimmerman over the Brew Crew. Twenty units apiece.
MONDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS: New York Mets (7:10 PM) and the Milwaukee Brewers (7:05 PM EST)
"The Nats carried out their assignment last night, but the D’backs’ J.J. Putz and Kirk Gibson conspired to deprive Hondo of a sweep, so the deficit grew slightly to 870 durochers.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will partake in some St. Louis-style Lynn-sanity — 20 units on the Cards to coast past the Angels."
TUESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY - LA ANGELS (10:05 PM EST)
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will partake in some St. Louis-style Lynn-sanity — 20 units on the Cards to coast past the Angels."
TUESDAY HONDO FADE PLAY - LA ANGELS (10:05 PM EST)
Have a Happy Fourth of July!
"Hondo avoided the dreaded four-figure deficit last night when he hit with the Yanks to trim the negative number to 870 lupiens.
Today, Mr. Aitch will properly celebrate Independence Day by freely making four investments — 20 units apiece on the Giants, Pirates, Rockies and Indians."
THURSDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS:
Cincinnati Reds (1:10 PM EST)
Philadelphia Phillies (1:35 PM EST)
LA Dodgers (8:10 PM EST)
Kansas City Royals (2:10 PM EST)
"Hondo avoided the dreaded four-figure deficit last night when he hit with the Yanks to trim the negative number to 870 lupiens.
Today, Mr. Aitch will properly celebrate Independence Day by freely making four investments — 20 units apiece on the Giants, Pirates, Rockies and Indians."
THURSDAY HONDO FADE PLAYS:
Cincinnati Reds (1:10 PM EST)
Philadelphia Phillies (1:35 PM EST)
LA Dodgers (8:10 PM EST)
Kansas City Royals (2:10 PM EST)
"The Rockies spared Hondo a triple-flusher last night, taking care of business against the Dodgers to partially offset his earlier losses with the Pirates and Indians and put the deficit at 1,010 wynns.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch hopes to hear a lot of cheers for Cliffy — on Lee and the Phillies."
FRIDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Atlanta Braves (7:05 PM EST)
Tonight, Mr. Aitch hopes to hear a lot of cheers for Cliffy — on Lee and the Phillies."
FRIDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Atlanta Braves (7:05 PM EST)
"Hondo connected last night with the Phillies, who put a nippin’ on the Braves to cut the deficit back to three figures at 910 pizarros.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will go to the mat with Moore — 20 units on the Rays to whale on Sale."
SATURDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Chicago White Sox (7:15 PM EST)
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will go to the mat with Moore — 20 units on the Rays to whale on Sale."
SATURDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Chicago White Sox (7:15 PM EST)
| Saturday | 1-Jun | cws | DOG | L |
| Sunday | 2-Jun | reds | fave | L |
| Monday | 3-Jun | indians | DOG | L |
| rockies | DOG | L | ||
| Tuesday | 4-Jun | rangers | DOG | L |
| dbacks | DOG | W | ||
| Wednesday | 5-Jun | rangers | DOG | W |
| rays | DOG | W | ||
| Thursday | 6-Jun | cws | DOG | L |
| Friday | 7-Jun | astros | DOG | L |
| Saturday | 8-Jun | cards | DOG | L |
| Sunday | 9-Jun | pirates | fave | L |
| Monday | 10-Jun | rays | fave | L |
| dbacks | DOG | W | ||
| indians | DOG | L | ||
| Tuesday | 11-Jun | rays | DOG | W |
| Wednesday | 12-Jun | o's | fave | L |
| tigers | fave | L | ||
| Thursday | 13-Jun | cards | fave | W |
| giants | fave | W | ||
| Friday | 14-Jun | blue jays | DOG | W |
| Saturday | 15-Jun | o's | DOG | L |
| Sunday | 16-Jun | red sox | even | L |
| Monday | 17-Jun | marlins | DOG | W |
| Tuesday | 18-Jun | giants | fave | W |
| Wednesday | 19-Jun | mariners | DOG | L |
| Thursday | 20-Jun | dodgers | DOG | L |
| Friday | 21-Jun | astros | DOG | L |
| tigers | fave | L | ||
| Saturday | 22-Jun | reds | DOG | L |
| Sunday | 23-Jun | red sox | DOG | L |
| mets | fave | W | ||
| reds | fave | W | ||
| Monday | 24-Jun | phillies | fave | L |
| Tuesday | 25-Jun | mets | DOG | L |
| rockies | DOG | L | ||
| Wednesday | 26-Jun | CWS | fave | L |
| giants | DOG | L | ||
| cards | fave | L | ||
| Thursday | 27-Jun | nats | fave | L |
| Friday | 28-Jun | royals | fave | W |
| Saturday | 29-Jun | cards | fave | W |
| giants | even | L | ||
| brewers | DOG | L | ||
| reds | even | W | ||
| Sunday | 30-Jun | blue jays | DOG | L |
| (15-31) 63-72 |
Here's the months plays. Sorry its kind of a mess. Not sure why this thing fucks up, not willing to learn right now. You'll get the idea.
"Hondo continued his inexorable march toward solvency and points beyond last night when he scored with the Rays to lower the dirty digits to 810 campanellas.
Today, Mr. Aitch will give The Good Weaver the menial task of out-dueling Lackey — 20 units on the Angels to soar past the Sawx."
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (8:05 PM EST)
Today, Mr. Aitch will give The Good Weaver the menial task of out-dueling Lackey — 20 units on the Angels to soar past the Sawx."
SUNDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Boston Red Sox (8:05 PM EST)
"Suddenly hot Hondo was the recipient of some divine assistance last night from the Angels, who stopped the Sawx to increase the winning streak to four and lower the deficit to 810 belangers.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will go to Baltimore in search of a Dutch treat from Holland – 10 units on the Rangers to bludgeon the Birds."
MONDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Baltimore Orioles (7:05 PM EST)
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will go to Baltimore in search of a Dutch treat from Holland – 10 units on the Rangers to bludgeon the Birds."
MONDAY HONDO FADE PLAY: Baltimore Orioles (7:05 PM EST)
