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Hey Pussycat, how much did your MLB playoff package cost this season? Looks like a total burial. Must have been a lot of focus on -170 NFL over/unders that started to distract you come October :think2:

Matt Zylbert's MLB Picks:


Period: 10/1/2013 to 11/11/2013
Pick Type: All Picks
Record: 7-18-0 ( 28.0% , -1345)
 
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Hey Pussycat, how much did your MLB playoff package cost this season? Looks like a total burial. Must have been a lot of focus on -170 NFL over/unders that started to distract you come October :think2:

Matt Zylbert's MLB Picks:


Period: 10/1/2013 to 11/11/2013
Pick Type: All Picks
Record: 7-18-0 ( 28.0% , -1345)

Hilarious. The guy who's obsessed with me and creepily looks at all my stuff brings up a thread from long ago. Anyway...

Went through a ridiculous amount of awful bad beats in the postseason, and when there's no other games to choose from on any given day, you either get the game right and hope it wins... or you don't. That's what can make playoff betting so difficult in ANY sport, because you have to work with only the one or two games that are available, and whatever happens happens (Ex. Getting screwed on the under in Game 1 of the World Series with all those errors and unearned runs; that's obviously not getting the game wrong. One of several examples this postseason where the right bet didn't cash).

Lol and you fail to mention my HISTORIC second half...

Matt Zylbert's MLB Picks
Period: 07/06/2013 to 09/29/2013
Pick Type: All Picks
Record: 169-99-16 ( 63.1% , +6206)

Is that baad? Or was that potentially the greatest extensive run in baseball in the entire country this year? The cool thing is that's not even an exaggeration. Nobody does over 63% in baseball over/unders in that many games. Historic, indeed.

And remember, ALL of my baseball stuff are over/unders, in which everything averages out to -110, so I maximize the ROI and profits. Does that make you mad?

All while finishing the regular season a very impressive 281-230-30 (55%) and up $3,043, en route to finishing in first place in this nationally-renowned company. Funny you would bring this up and accidentally promote my baseball dominance so I guess, thank you?
 

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Hilarious. The guy who's obsessed with me and creepily looks at all my stuff brings up a thread from long ago. Anyway...

Went through a ridiculous amount of awful bad beats in the postseason, and when there's no other games to choose from on any given day, you either get the game right and hope it wins... or you don't. That's what can make playoff betting so difficult in ANY sport, because you have to work with only the one or two games that are available, and whatever happens happens (Ex. Getting screwed on the under in Game 1 of the World Series with all those errors and unearned runs; that's obviously not getting the game wrong. One of several examples this postseason where the right bet didn't cash).

Lol and you fail to mention my HISTORIC second half...

Matt Zylbert's MLB Picks
Period: 07/06/2013 to 09/29/2013
Pick Type: All Picks
Record: 169-99-16 ( 63.1% , +6206)

Is that baad? Or was that potentially the greatest extensive run in baseball in the entire country this year? The cool thing is that's not even an exaggeration. Nobody does over 63% in baseball over/unders in that many games. Historic, indeed.

And remember, ALL of my baseball stuff are over/unders, in which everything averages out to -110, so I maximize the ROI and profits. Does that make you mad?

All while finishing the regular season a very impressive 281-230-30 (55%) and up $3,043, en route to finishing in first place in this nationally-renowned company. Funny you would bring this up and accidentally promote my baseball dominance so I guess, thank you?

Historic? Best ever? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That shit is only true in your cunty little head. Are you able to track the vast amount of people who bet games? You do realize 90%++ of betters don't post on forums or cunty little tout sites like the one you're part of.

Nothing you do could make me mad homie. You're a 130 pound twerp whose whole fucking life revolves around slobbing your own dick on the internet. Congratulations on being slightly above a coin flip level for an entire fucking season. Nobody in the fucking universe could pull that off.

Now it's important to maximize ROI and profits? How fucking conflicted could you be you little ****.
 

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"Yes, the "ROI" and other overrated percentages might indicate it's more likely to mess with your bankroll... but that's why those are just random numbers that have no impact on a football game whatsoever. MINDSET is more important than any other percentage you can throw at me. I can't say it enough: You win in betting by focusing on the GAME YOU'RE BETTING ON... NOT percentages that have no clue how to determine how a football game will play out. That's why so many of you are down in gambling, and I just laugh every time people put so much emphasis on percentages. You spend way too much time thinking about "ROI," and not enough time thinking about the two teams you're betting on. That's how you win in betting, obviously. It's laughable to think otherwise."

Why mention ROI ya twatsicle? Overrated # unless you can use it to stroke your virtual dick.
 
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Cat is just trying to build himself up. He says you forget to mention his second half of the Baseall season but he keeps forgetting to mention the first half. How much was he down? I think he killed his clients bankroll in the first half of the season, they either went away or on to someone else. Why would you follow someone who is making you go broke. One year he went 52% on baseball totals, no money there. Cat is a joke and all things show it, I thought so once but now I know it.
 

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Cat is just trying to build himself up. He says you forget to mention his second half of the Baseall season but he keeps forgetting to mention the first half. How much was he down? I think he killed his clients bankroll in the first half of the season, they either went away or on to someone else. Why would you follow someone who is making you go broke. One year he went 52% on baseball totals, no money there. Cat is a joke and all things show it, I thought so once but now I know it.

Spot on man. He cherry picks the portions of the season where he was running hot but does all he can to avoid his first half where he was BURIED 50 feet deep. Anybody who was paying for his picks was buried twice as deep after factoring in their costs.

Pure scumbag and a con artist who is trying to pull the same stunt with his NFL picks now. Fuck that nerd and his whole front. I'll continue to call him out on it as long as he continues with the bullshit charade.
 

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Cat, please tell us some more stories about super playoff run and great start to the regular season. 28% was it in the playoffs?
 
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Cat, please tell us some more stories about super playoff run and great start to the regular season. 28% was it in the playoffs?

Lol 55% for the season with a 281-230-30 record is as good as it gets, buddy, including that historic 169-99-16 (63.1%) run in the second half that led the entire country. Is that baad? And remember, only over/unders. Have you ever led the entire country in something, pal? Or how about leading an entire nationally-renowned company like Vegas Insider?

No need to focus on a fluke 20-game sample size, which wasn't even from the regular season, as anyone will tell you how bizarre postseason betting can be. If you actually looked at the games and/or had any clue about baseball gambling, you'd realize that. Plus, any serious baseball handicapper around the country, including me, the guy who led them all, will tell you what a strange postseason this was with an unordinary number of factual bad beats.

Keep being jealous, and I'll keep raking in the big sales from customers who are grateful that I made them a lot of money this season, while leading well-known companies. Your jealousy adds to me liking my job even more haha can't wait to hear your reaction to what I do next season.
 
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Sounds like tout math. So Cat you were 112-131 (-32units) early. I doubt your customers were greatful for that. I think they asked to be switched to someone else and that is probably when you started your run. You lost in the playoffs and you don't think that matters because it was a small sample?? Is that what you told your customers?
 

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Lol 55% for the season with a 281-230-30 record is as good as it gets, buddy, including that historic 169-99-16 (63.1%) run in the second half that led the entire country. Is that baad? And remember, only over/unders. Have you ever led the entire country in something, pal? Or how about leading an entire nationally-renowned company like Vegas Insider?

No need to focus on a fluke 20-game sample size, which wasn't even from the regular season, as anyone will tell you how bizarre postseason betting can be. If you actually looked at the games and/or had any clue about baseball gambling, you'd realize that. Plus, any serious baseball handicapper around the country, including me, the guy who led them all, will tell you what a strange postseason this was with an unordinary number of factual bad beats.

Keep being jealous, and I'll keep raking in the big sales from customers who are grateful that I made them a lot of money this season, while leading well-known companies. Your jealousy adds to me liking my job even more haha can't wait to hear your reaction to what I do next season.

LOL wow, what a delusional little twat you are. You are too broke and too much of a pussy to bet more than pennies on the games yourself so you flip picks to poor saps for a few bucks a day. You keep focusing on your second half only. Why don't you post up your first half record where your followers were buried? BURIED. You can put your 2nd half record in bold, italics, ALL CAPS, it doesn't change a thing. You're a used car salesman who mixes in some corny prose. Here's a fucking cookie tout.

Stop saying you went on some kind of historic run. You literally have no basis to make such a judgment. It's beyond pathetic to try and qualify your performance with statements like that. What a fucking sad little chump.

No one is jealous of you man seriously. You bet pennies on games and are a tout for a website. BIG FUCKING DEAL. People have real lives, with real jobs, real income, families, etc. You're a narcissistic little twat whose entire left revolves around your winning % and forum page views. You literally have nothing besides your over/unders and your online persona. It shows in everything you write.

You're a sad little fuck and nothing more. You bet pennies and write novels for strangers on message boards. Big time man, big time.
 

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Sir Twatty Tout, don't forget about that 7-18 playoff run when you discuss record. I see you at 288-249-30 ( 53.6% , +1598). Mr. Magic! Barely hitting above a coin-flip rate and up $1598 on the season! Holy moly!

Oh wait, you've admitted you're a broke dick fuck who doesn't even bet the games you tout.

Why do you run from your first half record? 105-123-14 ( 46.1% , -2995)

Man, you really gotta feel for those paying customers...Paying for a tout to hit at 46% over 200+ games. As if losing their shirt wasn't bad enough, they paid some child to bury them. Sad on a lot of levels.
 

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Mr. Monday Night goes down in flames!

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2-5-1 for the Internet's leading NFL Over-Under (scam)handicapper!

:hikitty:
 

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Sir Twatty Tout, don't forget about that 7-18 playoff run when you discuss record. I see you at 288-249-30 ( 53.6% , +1598). Mr. Magic! Barely hitting above a coin-flip rate and up $1598 on the season! Holy moly!

Oh wait, you've admitted you're a broke dick fuck who doesn't even bet the games you tout.

Why do you run from your first half record? 105-123-14 ( 46.1% , -2995)

Man, you really gotta feel for those paying customers...Paying for a tout to hit at 46% over 200+ games. As if losing their shirt wasn't bad enough, they paid some child to bury them. Sad on a lot of levels.

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Lol. Keep digging all you want out of desperation but in the end...

The Cat, in his first year at nationally-renowned Vegas Insider, finished in FIRST PLACE in the entire freaking company for baseball, while being the youngest person on a roster full of decorated and well-known handicappers throughout the entire country. In fact, it wasn't even close, as I was the only baseball handicapper that profited over $3,000 during the regular season, with only one other person coming within a thousand dollars of me.

Is that baad?

You lowly peasants should be proud of me. As one of the faces and ambassadors of this whole site, since everyone there knows I come from here while working on a national stage, I single-handedly give potentially extra exposure to peons such as yourselves, although the jealousy and high-regard you hold for my position and my success is understandable, I suppose. But hey, if you change that attitude, maybe I'll be nice enough to give you a discount on some of my baseball work next year. Maybe.

After all, considering how I ended last baseball season with my over/unders - 169-99-16 (Over 63%) - you'd be wise to invest. Certainly since you clowns probably struggle with your own gambling, based on the fact you post ZERO plays here, it would be the smartest move you've ever made in gambling.

Keep up the jealous conversation. Only makes me feel better about my job, one in which you morons wish you had, apparently. It's pretty easy to see.
 
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Mr. Monday Night goes down in flames!

:nohead:

2-5-1 for the Internet's leading NFL Over-Under (scam)handicapper!

:hikitty:


Uh, retard, you do realize I was UP again this week in NFL, right?

So that makes nine winning weeks out of 11 (And I'm already 1-0 to start Week 12; hope you had my bet tonight), while being one of the top three most viewed and most tailed handicapper on the entire RX forum. Not surprised, actually. Meanwhile, your current run this year is... hmm, what a shock, you don't even post plays here. Gee, I wonder why.
 

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Uh, retard, you do realize I was UP again this week in NFL, right?

+$11 last week

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And you're bragging.

Carry on, moron.
 

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Adding:

KC/DEN O47 (Bought 2 points) - $30 for $20
Broncos -7 - $22 for $20

GL to everyone on their Sunday night action

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Even more hilarious:

Oakland Raiders @ Houston Texans - $34 for $20
UNDER 45 (Bought 3 points)

You guys know I very, very rarely ever buy the maximum three points, but in a game between two offenses that are led by inexperienced young quarterbacks, I want to protect myself in the event of my worst-case scenario, that being a 24-21ish type of ballgame. As a result, I’m doing it for the minimum of $20, as I want some action on it while I’m able to get it at 45, but I’d still recommend it even at 42. Matt McGloin might be Oakland’s starting quarterback going forward, but there’s always the possibility of growing pains, which he could easily experience in a road outing against a very tough and angry Texans defense. In addition, the Raiders are still missing Darren McFadden.



:hikitty:

You were spot on regarding McGloin.

Really.
 

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Uh, retard, you do realize I was UP again this week in NFL, right?

So that makes nine winning weeks out of 11 (And I'm already 1-0 to start Week 12; hope you had my bet tonight), while being one of the top three most viewed and most tailed handicapper on the entire RX forum. Not surprised, actually. Meanwhile, your current run this year is... hmm, what a shock, you don't even post plays here. Gee, I wonder why.

$11?!?! 11 dollhairs! You should be embarrassed you spent so much time on your twatty write-ups and e-battles all week to make $11 fucking dollars. You could have stocked a shelf at Walmart for an hour and made more. Congrats guy.

Most viewed? Most tailed capper? Are you fucking delusional or just high off your own ball juice? Do you really think people are tailing you're chalky, scared bets? You are so fucking warped it's not even funny.

Go wipe your jizz of your snotty little face and start finding what games you need to buy 6 points on for the weekend you twat.
 

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Lol. Keep digging all you want out of desperation but in the end...

The Cat, in his first year at nationally-renowned Vegas Insider, finished in FIRST PLACE in the entire freaking company for baseball, while being the youngest person on a roster full of decorated and well-known handicappers throughout the entire country. In fact, it wasn't even close, as I was the only baseball handicapper that profited over $3,000 during the regular season, with only one other person coming within a thousand dollars of me.

Is that baad?

You lowly peasants should be proud of me. As one of the faces and ambassadors of this whole site, since everyone there knows I come from here while working on a national stage, I single-handedly give potentially extra exposure to peons such as yourselves, although the jealousy and high-regard you hold for my position and my success is understandable, I suppose. But hey, if you change that attitude, maybe I'll be nice enough to give you a discount on some of my baseball work next year. Maybe.

After all, considering how I ended last baseball season with my over/unders - 169-99-16 (Over 63%) - you'd be wise to invest. Certainly since you clowns probably struggle with your own gambling, based on the fact you post ZERO plays here, it would be the smartest move you've ever made in gambling.

Keep up the jealous conversation. Only makes me feel better about my job, one in which you morons wish you had, apparently. It's pretty easy to see.

Do you wanna know why you are truly a fucking fraud? You've admitted before you don't bet the games that you sell. If you were even betting those games instead of being a scumbag tout you'd have been out of the fucking game by the all-star break. You literally would have gone busto with that 40% clip you were hitting at for 200++ games.

You can brag all you want about your second half but you weren't even capitalizing yourself on the run. YOU ARE A FUCKING FRAUD PIECE OF SHIT. Everyone sees it you twat motherfuck.

YOU AND YOUR CLIENTS WERE BURIED BY THE BREAK MAN. Stop kidding yourself. Post a word count and suck my dick.
 

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Uh, retard, you do realize I was UP again this week in NFL, right?

:missingte

I bet your mom was so happy when you rushed up from the basement telling her you made $11 and you could take her to Denny's to split a grand slam with your "winnings"
 

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