I was going to post this in the IVU Thread but because it is of a humorous nature rather than a serious one, which is my intent over
there, I decided it to post it over here.
Anyways the topic is whatever happened to Trump's Return to be reinstated as POTUS which according to fpp/sbd(despite
his attempt to weasel out of it today) was supposed to be yesterday, July 4th but did not.
Here are some of the thoughts which come to mind as to why it did not:
1) Hurricane Elsa badly bruised, battered and simply delayed the "Trump Return" Ship on its journey northward from the Coast of Nowhere
near the South Pole.
2) Along the same lines, someone from the "DS" intercepted the ship and with its modern technology veered it off course for the time being.
Don't worry though because the ship's Co-captains, Donald Trump and Rudolph Giuliani, now have it back on course and its "return" is "imminent."
3) A UFO captured the ship and its occupants, which include Trump and other members of the "Return Team" for evaluation on its own spacecraft
to try to get an examples and understanding of lying human(subhuman?) assholes on the planet Earth.
4) The Trump Return Ship got caught into some kind of a time warp and was transported back to the date of July 4, 1776 for reasons
unknown.
5) The ship was delayed and had to make an unexpected stop at an undisclosed island because it ran out of food, which for the crew members consists
of bullshit.
6) The Trump Return Ship was disabled at least for time being as it collided with a much bigger and stronger ship designated as the Biden Ship.
7) The Trump Return Ship was on schedule to return but when Co-captains Trump and Giuliani along with other crew members heard that there
were some free nooky available from some horny and attractive ladies situated on one of the islands within earshot of the northward
trajectory of the trio, they decided to visit and allow the date of the arrival of the Return be delayed for a couple of days.
8) This is an exception to above, and frankly one I am surprised that fpp/sbd hasn't used.
Namely it is that in fact hat the Trump Return DID occur yesterday, and that Trump and the military are now fully in charge.
However it is though damn optics again which make the rest of us continue to believe that Biden is still the POTUS.
Judging by the fact that I am very familiar by now with fpp/sbd's modus operandi, I would assume that the reason for hiding the "truth" about
Trump's Return is to not send the country into panic by this unexpected development and to not divulge/make this public until the "time is right."