Yup testing the waters with "a joke" to see who responds & with what. Guy is a douche playing the victim & some people are actually buying it. We should make a fukin poll on what people think SHOULD happen. Right now i'm leaning toward paying this fukhead $1 a day till its paid off. Like sponsoring a special needs adult with a helmet.
Hello this is Brenda with
The National Association of Special Needs Adults with Helmets (NASNwH "Nas-enn-wuuh"). What Level of Sponsorship are you interested in? We have (
Yearly Pledges) Titanium Level: $1,000,000 or greater, Platinum: $500,000+ Gold: $250,000+ Silver: $100,000+ Bronze: $50K+ Aluminum: $25K+ Plastic: $10K+ Polysterene: $5000+ Clay: $1000+ Play-Doh: $500+ Paper Mache: $100+ or Caca: $1-$99
Thank You for Your Interest in supporting the supplying of Helmets to Special Needs Adults as we have over a greater demand than ever we anticipated as we have Urgent Need to outfit with helmets: The Entire Membership of The Democratic Party of USA, 88% of those on "The Left" within USA, Upper Management of The Cleveland Browns Football Organization, some guy last name: "Cousins" who goes by the nickname: "Boogie" (
which should, in itself, inform of you of how Desperate the need for a Helmet is there.)
We are embroiled within a Pressing Need for Your Support and as much money as you can possibly give us as a The Looming Priority up against which we are Pressed, Verily is an Outfitting of the Entire Staffs (with Helmets) of MSNBC & CNN is Vital.
Never has Our Organization encountered such a Desperate Need for Helmets as with these specific groups of individuals. There is literally not a single person among these groups who is not in DESPERATE NEED of a Helmet and with a particularly Urgent Need for us to get a Helmet on the Head of Rachel Maddow...
Ralphie MadCow, aka....
Our Recent Successes include: Supplying a Helmet to Draymond Green and replacing the Broken Helmet of Colin Kaepernick when his initial Helmet was destroyed as result of Mr. Kaepernick's Girlfriend breaking his Helmet due to clubbing Mr. Kaepernick over the head with her Enormous Rock Hard Cock.
Had Mr. Kaepernick NOT been wearing that Helmet, well....let this example Illustrate the Importance of the Service that your Donation will accomplish.
We're a 501c Org so "tax deductible" blah blah blah just give us money, man, and we won't bug you for a whole year. With the exception of Special Fundraising Efforts/Campaigns that pop up every few weeks.
Thanks, Mahalo,, busuu, rescue;
Silbo Gomero!