Besides Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny,The Tooth Fairy.......

[DeathEatsaCracker]

It's a little more than mythology when the entire world's dating system revolves around the man's life.

:lolBIG:

 

[Kingofhearts]

Death eats a Cracker is just praying that he is right and everyone else is wrong or he is screwed. LOL

 

[NES]

It's a little more than mythology when the entire world's dating system revolves around the man's life.

Isnt it the year 4076 or something in China and didnt they already have a religion by time the Christians came up with the idea to conquer the world?

 

[oatmealpancakes]

I beleive in God but am the most morally corrupted guy there is. I've had premarital sex with triple digit girls and have experimented with different drugs from coke to X. I've intentuionally used a slut just to make fun of her later but I always beleived in God and pray every night but don't really go to church. I'll go to heaven. Geeze, I better... for all of the shit I have put up with on Earth

It sounds like you've already had a heavenly life.

 

[oatmealpancakes]

are you serious? maybe i misread your intentions? but my answer would be MONEY....

once again i could be wrong about your intentions and my apologies if i am wrong

Buster is the smartest man alive. Orgainzed relgion is the greatest business ever created. It has the best product: the promise of enternal life in heaven but it has to produce nothing...

 

[Devilwoman]

I believed in Uncle Pokey...which apparently is not normal.

 

[hater]

I believed in Uncle Pokey...which apparently is not normal.

LOL...uncle chester

 

[NES]

Isnt Uncle Pokey what your dad used to call his cack?

 

[Devilwoman]

Isnt Uncle Pokey what your dad used to call his cack?

No, it's something your dad did with his hook hand.

 

[Devilwoman]

He said that you and your brother played it too!

 

[NES]

I hated that game, his hook was always too cold.

 

[steaktartar]

I hated that game, his hook was always too cold.

good point and lesson for all....if you're going to take a piece of jagged steel up your ass room temperature is always best

 

[NES]

I think that we have finally found a subject that we can all agree on.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Buster is the smartest man alive. Orgainzed relgion is the greatest business ever created. It has the best product: the promise of enternal life in heaven but it has to produce nothing...

Christianity has nothing on Islam. 72 virgins? Shit, if I believed that I would have blown myself up years ago.

 

[Illini]

Buster is the smartest man alive. Orgainzed relgion is the greatest business ever created. It has the best product: the promise of enternal life in heaven but it has to produce nothing...

True Christianity has always been underground. It isn't found in a church or organization. Most of them are corrupt, and you are correct.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Define "True Christianity".

 

[MIMS]

 

[NES]

good point and lesson for all....if you're going to take a piece of jagged steel up your ass room temperature is always best

 

[Uno]

can this thread please be moved to the poly forum? it is sucking up the RR.

THANKS IN ADVANCE

 

[DennizdaMenace]

His God is Ace Ace