Would you date or marry a porn star?

[Mika]

Can I use that line?

Chin omelettes? LMAO. You need to drop out of school immediately and start doing stand-up. I'm sure you could make it. Hell, you come up with some of the funniest shit ever on this forum in several minutes. If you had months to write your material, I think you could hang with anyone.

That is so funny. May I use that? And I thought baby batter was a good one.

 

[RobFunk]

That is so funny. May I use that? And I thought baby batter was a good one.

A female has posted on the lucky page 7! Hey Mika you totally win at life, just for doing that. Nevermind the other things.

Guys, rally to page 8

 

[Dante]

this thread makes me want to :smoker2::smoker2::smoker2::smoker2::smoker2::smoker2::smoker2::smoker2::smoker2::smoker2::smoker2::smoker2:

 

[WorldNumberOne]

hey mika ,

i'm watching cinemax right now and their is some asian chick mixing a protein shake as i write this..

its not you , but is it ok if i pretend it is ????

 

[Mika]

This already legendary thread just took a leap into the pantheon of legend of legends.

Mika,
I have to ask that dirty question:

What made you decide to major in biochemistry?

I used to be president of the science club in high school, secretary of student council and National Honor Society. Your average run of the mill nerd. I kind of fell into porn by way of an ex-husband. I used to do regular stuff before. But once you do it, there is no turning back. Regular Hollywood won't take you back and no normal dating (and good home sex) anywhere in your future. So...I figure I'll just cash in on the industry while I am still young.

 

[Rawpimple]

This thread gets my nomination of thread of the year.

This thread has it all.

Sex, excitement, nymphos, straight, lesbo, homo, and even an awesome pornstar posting. The only thing we are missing is a few midgets and Roxy posting.

While the rest of the world is stuck in the trap of life. Stuck in the 9-5 job making a middle class salary some of these people are living life. Mika, SexyManager--these people know what life is about. They are not stuck like 90 percent of the people in this world, leading a boring, monotonous life with the same crap going on week after week.

 

[RobFunk]

13 more posts

Someone get gabby

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I used to be president of the science club in high school, secretary of student council and National Honor Society

How much porridge do you want me to spill in one sitting. Come on.....

:monsters-

 

[Mika]

Fish!

MIKA you have just escalated yourself into a superstar RX poster in less than 10 posts.

A ROOKIE SENSATION you are..........a VIRGIN if you will.

Hahahaha! I haven't been called THAT in a long time! You made my day!

Eck -- I have to go. I am hosting my radio show. Good night, everyone. Thanks again for having me over to hang out albeit via internet.

xox, Meeks

 

[Dante]

Hahahaha! I haven't been called THAT in a long time! You made my day!

Eck -- I have to go. I am hosting my radio show. Good night, everyone. Thanks again for having me over to hang out albeit via internet.

xox, Meeks

good night mika! thanks for posting:howdy:

 

[GreenDoberman]

Might as well put a plug in for your radio show on here as well. I'm sure there might be a few extra listeners.

 

[RobFunk]

I used to be president of the science club in high school, secretary of student council and National Honor Society. Your average run of the mill nerd. I kind of fell into porn by way of an ex-husband. I used to do regular stuff before. But once you do it, there is no turning back. Regular Hollywood won't take you back and no normal dating (and good home sex) anywhere in your future. So...I figure I'll just cash in on the industry while I am still young.

That's some real cute innocent begin stuff, we all love you for it.

 

[CoachLT]

I used to be president of the science club in high school, secretary of student council and National Honor Society

How much porridge do you want me to spill in one sitting. Come on.....

:monsters-

I am trying to laugh and nothing comes out.:missingte :missingte LT

 

[Mika]

MIKA--Question for you...........what are some of the very best PORN movies of the past 3 years based 50-50 on super sex scenes and a decent story line?

Rob Funk was wanting to know but embarrassed to ask.

Thanks,
-FH-

Placing "PORN" and "decent story line" is like putting "Military" and "Intelligence" together. There is no such thing. Put that right up there with Loch Ness and Big Foot. Hahaha!

 

[thefawv]

Hahahaha! I haven't been called THAT in a long time! You made my day!

Eck -- I have to go. I am hosting my radio show. Good night, everyone. Thanks again for having me over to hang out albeit via internet.

xox, Meeks

Good night!!! Thanks for posting!!!

Talk to you Later - FawvDog

 

[sean1]

Wow!

This is gonna be a fantastic football season.

I've now hit a new level of wonderful. I'm drinking a beer, capping football games, and chatting with a porn star on a gambling forum.

Mika, I think we're made for each other - I majored in Biochemistry too at an ok University. Where are you? Out in LA?

-Sean

 

[PornoPaul]

Hahahaha! I haven't been called THAT in a long time! You made my day!

Eck -- I have to go. I am hosting my radio show. Good night, everyone. Thanks again for having me over to hang out albeit via internet.

xox, Meeks

This aint Mika, If it is tell me what the first letter of your e-mail is?

Paul

 

[joeyfitzclick]

m

 

[RobFunk]

This is 8 pages?

I just want to post in this legendary thread ^_^

Well if that wasn't Mika, that was not the point

 

[quantumleap]

It is a tough one. A lot of guys can't. I try to dissuade a lot of girls who try to get in the business, because you cannot undo what is done. Don't get me wrong; there are a lot of girls in (and out) of the business who don't respect themselves either. I view it as what I do, not who I am, but there are sooooooo many who are one in the same. They do not know when the performance ends; there is no sense of normalcy in their lives and those are the girls production companies prey on and make a fortune off of. It is really hard to respect girls like that, even for me. You just shake your head.

Mika:

I would respect you in the morning. Really, I would.