What Did Your Mom Beat You With

[Willie99]

Wooden spoon. Italian mothers favorite weapon.

baddabing

I remember she once damaged the sheet rock, man she was pissed

another time she through a shoe at me, I ducked and it hit my buddy square in the chest

I was lucky she could never catch me

 

[tkim11]

Yall are bunch a lil bitches. My mom would shoot me with her 357 magum. Thank God, my dad had some awesome health insurance

 

[MikeB]

Yall are bunch a lil bitches. My mom would shoot me with her 357 magum. Thank God, my dad had some awesome health insurance

That was probably because your Mom was a large carpet munching Dike.

 

[jonchan312]

My mom's fave - she used to yank on our earlobes so fucking hard that I SWORE it was gushing blood when she was done leading us around to whatever we did and yanking on every word while yelling at us. A few years later, we went to "chili-cookoff" at the county fair and stopped at the rodeo to watch the "cowboys." We thought the bullwhips were so cool and we had to have one, each of us - me and my two brothers. And we got them!... only to get whipped with our own personal fucking whip from that day on. wtf

 

[Megacapper]

Everything from a broom to a switch to a wet dish rag. Pretty much whatever she could get her hands on. I remember one time Daddy had me in a full nelson and mama was working my face like a speed bag. Most everything I got I deserved with a few exceptions. If it happened in this day and time though I would be in foster care and mama and daddy would be doing hard time.

 

[jaws2357]

A willow switch

 

[soonerdawg1]

a fingerhut paddle with a recipe on both sides

 

[Salsantorre]

I got it with a wooded spoon and a hair brush

 

[Salsantorre]

I got it with a wooded spoon and a hair brush

and my dad never hit me even though he had a crappy childhood. but I was really afraid of him. he just made me feel stupid most of the time