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Can we start a "What did you beat your mom with?" thread?
 

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I know what I beat YOUR MOM with last night...heyo!

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I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Miss Falco out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
 

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i wasn't allowed to wear a hat indoors. of course i did so all the time. i had a lucky NY yankees cap. she took the hat off my head, poured spaghetti sauce in it and cracked me over the head breaking a wooden spoon
 

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mom - hair brush, fly swatter (hurt like hell), wooden spoon

dad - his hand... which is equivalent to sand paper
 

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Me and my brother use to have to kneel for hours on those long plastic mats that use to cover high traffic areas of the carpet. Cept she turned them upside down, little spikes up, on the tile floor. Whipped with extension cords. My brother got soap in his mouth for lying once and got his hand pulled over the lit stove for playing with matches.

Of course her fangs have been pulled for years and she remembers none of this.

My dad, that's another story, made my mom look like a saint. I'd really hope to take my full blown Spanish girlfriend down to Fl and watch my dad have a heart attack. He hated pork chops. :tongue2:
 

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I'm another victim of wooden spoon violence...I swear my mom had a drawer full because I can't count how many were busted over my ass.
 

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