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Fly swatter and wooden spoons from Mom...though not after about age 10

Leather belt from the old man, but not after about age 14

Last time I can recall my Dad coming close to assaulting me is when my 12-13 year old brother and I (at age 15) getting into it upstairs and my Dad yelled up to knock it off.

But we didn't and he came upstairs with a metal cooking pot in his hand. Cocked it back like he was going to start bashing us and we both just fell apart and then started laughing.

Dad just cussed and told us again to knock it off, "or else".

I do recall maybe in that same year earlier that I deliberately took his Whipping Belt out of his closet and threw it out in the trash. He went looking for it later to whack us and got REALLY pissed when he couldn't find it.
 

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I thought me and my brother were the only ones who got the hot wheel tracks.

Yeah those suckers sure hurt, we were always clever enough to lose them all little by little without it looking obvious but then sure enough, come Christmas time there was always a new track wrapped up under the tree. Brings a tear to my eye just thinkig about it.
 

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Wooden spoons. She broke them everytime and to this day claims that she wasn't hitting hard, they just broke to easily.

I confronted my parents once about the "board of education" that they broke across my ass, my Dad's response: "That cedar aint worth a shit for makin paddles".
 

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Originally Posted by Slevin Kabrera
I thought me and my brother were the only ones who got the hot wheel tracks.
Yeah those suckers sure hurt, we were always clever enough to lose them all little by little without it looking obvious but then sure enough, come Christmas time there was always a new track wrapped up under the tree. Brings a tear to my eye just thinkig about it.

Thanks for bringing up the memories. I bet anyone digging up my old house's backyard is wondering what all those plastic "strips" are.
 

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Thanks for bringing up the memories. I bet anyone digging up my old house's backyard is wondering what all those plastic "strips" are.

Yeah, funny shit, atleast it will give archaeologist something to talk about and speculate over in the year 3000.

Of those of you who did get "swats" did putting your hands on your ass stop your parents from swinging?
 

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My Mom used to beat me with my Dad. (She was a big woman):ohno:
 

I never ever got beat-I just run out of Money
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HotWheels racetrack segments(the rubber snap-together kind)

Both ends of the Fly Swatter(depending on her mood)

Wooden Paddle (hand made by my pops with my name on it, it hung on its own custom rack/plaque right next to my brothers paddle. The plaque read "Boards of Education)

Dad liked to use its old Harley-Davidson belt, or send me out to pick my own switch. Anyone else ever have to pick their own switch off of the tree?


I did except the damn roots still had to be hanging from it, or she said it wasnt big enough and then she went and got the whole fucking tree.
 

I never ever got beat-I just run out of Money
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and another thing she was deadly with a hair brush driving down the road, driving 75mph swinging in the back seat with a hair brush and never leave the road never seen two kids trying to climb up in the back window their was 3 of us and we use to fight who was going to sit in the back seat instead of the front seat( lol ) it was like a nightmare.
 

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Mom's weapon of choice was a hairbrush...stung like hell.

Dad's - hand, ping pong paddle, board...whatever was close at hand.
 
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Got smacked in the face twice by my mom. Got beat with the belt about 10 times by my dad and punched in the face once by him. After they divorced when I was 11, I never once let my mom down and forced her to take action.
 

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HotWheels racetrack segments(the rubber snap-together kind)

Both ends of the Fly Swatter(depending on her mood)

Wooden Paddle (hand made by my pops with my name on it, it hung on its own custom rack/plaque right next to my brothers paddle. The plaque read "Boards of Education)

Dad liked to use its old Harley-Davidson belt, or send me out to pick my own switch. Anyone else ever have to pick their own switch off of the tree?

Yes. You have to know the swinger. Switches suck!
 

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HotWheels racetrack segments(the rubber snap-together kind)

Both ends of the Fly Swatter(depending on her mood)

Wooden Paddle (hand made by my pops with my name on it, it hung on its own custom rack/plaque right next to my brothers paddle. The plaque read "Boards of Education)

Dad liked to use its old Harley-Davidson belt, or send me out to pick my own switch. Anyone else ever have to pick their own switch off of the tree?

No shit! My parents had one of those "Board of Education" and hung it right in plain sight. I should have known someone else would have had one of those since it was commercially made. It was only used for especially bad occasions. I only got it about 2 or 3 times but some of my other brothers and sisters got it much more.
 

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No shit! My parents had one of those "Board of Education" and hung it right in plain sight. I should have known someone else would have had one of those since it was commercially made. It was only used for especially bad occasions. I only got it about 2 or 3 times but some of my other brothers and sisters got it much more.


My dad made ours custom, he was always coming up with crazy shit in his woodshop(smokin weed and playing with power tools) I should have known that he ripped that idea off though. Mine got used alot.
 

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You guys are lucky. My mom used to put bamboo under my fingernails and burn the back of my hands with a cigarette. And that was just to wake me up in the morning.
 

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You guys are lucky. My mom used to put bamboo under my fingernails and burn the back of my hands with a cigarette. And that was just to wake me up in the morning.

Did your Mom happen to be nicknamed Charlie?
 

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