Top 5 Signs your kid may be addicted to gambling

[Journeyman]

his dad yells...stop teasing everybody

 

[Mr.Jones]

You tell your kid you need to go to the ATM and will give him his allowance tommorrow. Your kid runs to mom complaining that he's getting slow payed.

 

[THE SHRINK]

1- He knows RIO ROY
2- He knows RIO ROY
3- He knows RIO ROY
4- He knows RIO ROY
5- He knows RIO ROY

 

[TheGeneral+]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wilheim:
79A. When how far he has to walk to school everyday, he replies a mile and a sixteenth, but only 6 furlongs if I take the shortcut.


wil.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[LEYKIS101]

When asked his name he adds "and I am Bodog!" to the end.

 

[Tico]

Keeps repeating..."This is Keesha Mack reporrrrting for Sports911" while sitting around the dinner table, and just can't get it out of his head!

Or...

Asks his dad... "Is Sting really gay?"

 

[D2bets]

Tells mom not to buy the fresh squeezed OJ, but to get the canned juice from concentrate, referring to it as reduced juice.

 

[D2bets]

Wins the school spelling bee by correctly spelling the words a-r-b-i-t-r-a-g-e and v-i-g-o-r-i-s-h.

 

[D2bets]

In geography class, struggles to identify Mexico, Japan and China on the map, but easily locates Curacao, Costa Rica and Jamaica.

 

[volhound]

His mom thinks it's really cute that he goes to "play the ponies", and wonders why his "riding lessons" cost so much

 

[D2bets]

Dad is really confused when he asks son if he can 'do the hedges' for him and son replies by asking 'what odds he has'.

 

[jimbutorac]

thanks for the laughs, everybody. freakin' hilarious interlude to an otherwise boring day.

 

[LEYKIS101]

Refers Jimmy to "Uncle Louie the Loan shark" when he asks to "borrow a dime" at the vending machine.

 

[sportsadvisory]

Ends all his phone calls with a string of numbers and a password.

 

[blueedwards]

85) after hearing about the international "pen pal" program at junior's school, junior's parents ask him how old his pen pal is and what he does for fun. junior responds, "i think he's 34 and he mostly hangs around the western union office in belize".

 

[bucsfan67]

KEEPS SCRIBBLING "LIGHTNING FAST MY ASS" ON HIS "SHEET"

 

[exilarch]

LOL! Some very witty replies.

 

[VaultedTreehouse]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D2bets:
50. Refers to girls already asked out to the dance as "off the board".<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Love it, just love it.

 

[MrsCheater]

86)Has the prop:

Number of school snow days Over 4

87) Has the Superintent of schools in his back pocket!

 

[D2bets]

On today's math test, in respnse to "what is 516 minus 103" he replies "Grizzlies -9.5 minus Rattlers +2.0 = 7.5".