Top 5 Signs your kid may be addicted to gambling

[Schouest]

48. Suggesting taking "field trip" to some place called a paddock.
49. Comes home with 12 cartons of milk and hasn't had to do his OWN homework all week.

 

[D2bets]

50. Refers to girls already asked out to the dance as "off the board".

 

[wilheim]

51. When asked how he did at school track meet, replies "also ran".

 

[TheFunkMonkey]

52. Accuses the kickball pitcher of taking a dive because every pitch is "slow and smooth".

 

[LEYKIS101]

Verbally abuses classmates by calling them "squares", also has been known to say "you probably dont know how to scalp" and calls the teacher a "bonus whore".

 

[TheFunkMonkey]

53. Not knowing there is a substitute bus-driver due to illness, places his lunch-money on the under 7:07am. Bus doesn't arrive until 7:18am. Comes home hungry, claims that a bully "stole" his lunch-money during recess.

 

[Mr.Jones]

54. Screams profanities as if he has Tourette's Syndrome everytime he sees Nick Van Exel on the TV screen.

 

[Dante]

55. All he wants for Xmas is a neteller debit card
56. can't go on a family Vacation because it will be out of range for his Sports pager

 

[wilheim]

57. Gives a whole new meaning to the expression "A boy and his Dog".

58. When late for school he tells his mom he is "Past Post".

59. Natrually time for school is "Post Time".

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[Mr.Jones]

57. Dad says you can earn the three dimes you owe Timmy by taking out the garbage. Son says "dad can I see what the car title looks like?"

 

[wilheim]

60. Kid wakes up sick, tells mom he is a "Late Scratch" no school today.


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[Mr.Jones]

Always talking on the phone to his friends Will, Austin and Lenny but they never come over to play.

 

[Mr.Jones]

Turns off the Minny/Sac game right now and says "I knew it was too many."

 

[D2bets]

61. Refuses to accept "action" from sharps or syndicates at his lemonade stand.

 

[wilheim]

62. When dad asks how he is doing with his lemonade stand, he says he is just trying to "Earn".



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[wilheim]

The number one No Doubt About It Top Sign your kid may be addicted to gambling.


1. He has more than 8000 posts at The Rx.


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[Rude]

LOL

One of the best threads ina long time.
Those first 20-30 were just too funny!


Rude

 

[BoZZi]

****in hilarious

 

[blueedwards]

63. while his friends caddy to earn money, he books action on total golf balls lost per round. when he has a bad week, he pays off the fat nerdy kid to lose 4 balls on the back nine to push the total over.

64. while the same friends battle it out for the "chick evans" caddy scholarship, he battles anthony richkas jr. for the "jake thompson" handicapping scholarship.

65. after prom when everyone goes to jimmy's house to make out in the basement, he tells his girl he has to go to the bathroom then sneaks upstairs to jimmy's computer to bet the hawaii/fresno state game.

66. his favorite episode of "the simpsons" is when krusty the klown bets against the harlem globetrotters because the washington generals "were due".

[This message was edited by blue edwards on February 19, 2004 at 10:34 PM.]

 

[wilheim]

67. Mom - where you been - Kid - I was getting down - Mom - I told you to stay out of that tree.

68. Mom - You like your father's new beard, Kid - I did'nt know dad bet.

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