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69) self explanatory
70) at 7:30 am sat morning, intstead of loony tunes its fox sports world & the german bundsliga!!
 

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72) opens "pinnacle lemonade stand". 10 cents a cup for walk up traffic...5 cents if you order your lemonade on line.
 

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72) Wants a "Consolation Payoff" if he is babysitting and the parents get home early
 

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73) when he plays "h-o-r-s-e" at a friends driveway, he demands that his friend start with "h-o" since home court is worth at least 2 letters.
 

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75) when he asks the hot girl from social studies out to see "50 first dates" and she tells him that she doesn't like adam sandler movies...then she agrees to go to the movie with his best friend, he accuses her of dealing two lines.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wilheim:
Has a sheet full of names of 6th graders.

At the zoo mysteriously boos the innocent zebras.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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At school the teacher yells "Kyle, Bill!" in an effort to quite the youths... He abruptly yells out "Im opposed!"
 

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At school the teacher wanting him to read quietly tells him to pick a book. He refuses saying he's got to check with some guy named Buzz.
 

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76)When asked what his favorite basketball team is and you get an answer like the Furman Paladins
 

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77) Does not payoff the winning bettors in the kickball game becasue recess was cut short and did not last the necessary 25+ minutes.
 

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79. Actually realized that Katie Hnida was not only a girl but she was also terrible.
 

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Scratch 79...that means he has the propensity to be a major college coach...not just a bettor--my mistake !
 

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79A. When how far he has to walk to school everyday, he replies a mile and a sixteenth, but only 6 furlongs if I take the shortcut.


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80. When his Comp Ed teacher starts to tell the class of it's origins by mentioning Bob Metcalfe, Paul Allen, & Bill Gates, he corrects him by saying, " Don't you mean Doc Mindlin, Billy Walters, & Glen Walker ? "

81. When the family starts getting their Holiday gifts with Bally's, MGM, Bellagio, Mirage,etc..embossed on everything!

82. When the kid tells dad, that Barnett guy deserves a second chance, if for no other reason, than all the games he covered for me while at Northwestern.
 

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83. Day before the Exam he hands out the Proposition wagers

Will there be an exam challenge in the first 2 minutes? yes -140 No +110

Will Stinky Barnes Drool on his test page
No -180 Yes +140

Will a streaker run by the window during the exam No -900 Yes +500

Will the teacher Miss Berry show cleavage on test day while bending over to help a student on an exam question yes -110
 

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When told he has to go to Middle School, he disappears into his room and stares at his computer screen all day.
 

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