Things that Piss me off...and i would put a stop to...if God would put me in charge.

[ScottL]

^^^ :lol:

 

[beammeupscotty]

step 2...then after that had been done or as that is beeing done...i would have everone that had become a us citizen in the last 50 years investigated to see if they came here illegal and then got their green coard or citizenship...if they did...they would be deported...because thats like robbing a bank getting caught but getting to keep the money they stoled...not on my watch.

STEP 3

I WOULD SECTION OFF THE PROPER AMOUNT OF LAND...A BUFFER ZONE BETWEEN MEXICO AND THE USA FROM SANDIEAGO ALL THE WAY TO BROWNSVILLE TEXAS THEN BUILD A WALL LIKE THEY ARE BUILDING IN iSREAL AND DEPORT ALL THE CONVICTS FROM ALL THE PRISONS THERE AND TURN THEM LOOSE...I WOULD ALSO MINED THE STREATCH ABOUT A MILE DEEP OUTWARD FROM THE WALL...AND PUT THE ARMY ALL ALONG THE WAY FROM ONE END TO THE OTHER...AND THERE IS WERE I WOULD DEPORT ANYONE THAT COULDNT FIND ANOTHER COUNTRY TO LIVE IN OR IF OTHER COUNTRIES WOULDNT TAKE THEM BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO LIVE LIKE PIGS AND PERVERTS...AND THOSE IN MY COUNTRY DIDNT.

AND IF THEY CROSSED OVER IN TO MEXICO...TO FUCKING BAD...THATS THEIR PROBLEM. AND IF YOU COULDNT FIT IN AND ACT LIKE A PROPER HUMAN BEING AND OBEY THE LAWS...THEN THAT IS WERE YOU WOULD BE PUT TO LIVE AS YOU PLEASED WITH THE REST OF THOSE LIKE YOU.

 

[beammeupscotty]

The convicts and the deportees would supply all the labor building the wall that they were quailified to do. tHEN THEY WOULD BE PLACED IN THE BUFFER ZONE BETWEEN MEXICO AND USA...THEY COULD GOVERN THEMSELVES OR KILL EACH OTHER OF LIVE LIKE PIGS AND PERVERTS OR BE QUEER AND LSBOS OR ATHEIST OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANTED TO DO...BUT BY GOD THEY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FUCK UP OTHER PEOPLES LIVES FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR OWN LUST OF THE FLESH.

 

[beammeupscotty]

the convicts and the deportees would supply all the labor building the wall that they were quailified to do. Then they would be placed in the buffer zone between mexico and usa...they could govern themselves or kill each other of live like pigs and perverts or be queer and lsbos or atheist or whatever the fuck they wanted to do...but by god they would not be able to fuck up other peoples lives for the sake of their own lust of the flesh.

in my country...and if we let you come from another country and vist our country...by god you will behave yourself and act like vistors...not like you own the place.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Well, since the market is a snore today...

2. I would round up all the stupid fucking peta members and spca and the idiot Humane society members and any one that contributed money to them and deport them or give them a part of the usa and put them all on it and not allow them back in the country for no reason whatsoever.

19. Deport all atheist.

41. To be and remain a citizen of the usa...you would have to swear an oath to your country and the God of the Holy Bible...you dont have to go to church or pray or be a christian...but you cant be anything else...for example...if you are a buddeist...then you need to go to fucking china and be a real buddeist...if you think cows are sacred...you need to go back to fucking india and worship your cows....but none of that heathen crap here in usa no more....I WOULD DEPORT EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD THAT DID NOT REPENT AND SWEAR TO THE USA AND THE GOD OF THE HOLY BIBLE.

I actually fared better than I thought I would. In fact, there are actually things we agree on, perhaps with the hyperbole dialed down a few notches:

3. I would round up all immigrants that were here illigally and depart them right when they were found...no mercy whatsoever...and i would do a background check on everyone else...and if they had illegally came into this country and then applied for a green card or became a citizen...i would take everything they had accumulated away from them and boot their motherfucking ass out back to were they came from...naked into this country they illegally came...naked they would leave.

6. Kick the un off UN soil/withdraw from the UN

7. No more diplomatic emmunity to diplomates or their families.

9. No more tax breaks for any one...or any corporations.

11. No more gangs...deport any one in a gang

12. I would with draw all us troops from all foriegn countries...unless they paid us for them being there...NO MORE FUCKING FREE RIDE...AT ALL FOR ANY FORIEGN COUNTRY.

13. i would form goverment owned insurence companies and hospitals and oil companies and utility companies and communication companies...to compete and force the greedy bastards that control our lives and squeeze every fucking last cent out of us that they can get to do what they use to do...many moons ago...serve us...and make our lives easier...not harder.

14. No more fucking telemarketers...no one will be allowed to call any residence at any time to solicitate anything...unless they have the permission of home owner...if caught you will be deported.

15. No more spanish press 1 or english press 2...if you cant speak english...then go back to the motherfucking country you came from and speak spanish.

17. Deport all moslams

20. Disban and outlaw the catholic religion. Deport all catholic preist

21. trash the bcs bowl bullshit and have maditory playoffs.

22. Deport any one of any corporation or anyone that false advertises.

23. Deport anyone who does not assumes responsibility for their children.

25. No more fucking driving down the road with your goddamn woofers shaking and rattling every fucking window in every fucking house you pass...you will be deported and whoever made the mother fuckers and whoever sold them to you and help you installed them shall also be deported.

28. No more abortions...go to another country but you cant come back here if you do.

38. Fireman...police...teachers...state troopers...forrest firefighters...air traffic controllers...and others that really contribute to the main welfare of our lives would be the highest paid in the land. A FUCKING PLAQUE AND MEASLEY THANK YOU WILL NOT BE TOLORATED ANY MORE.

39. Any job that a foriegner is working in this country legally can be taken by any legal citizen as long as he can prove he can do the same said job...foreigners are visitors...not residents.

43. The land that was left after the deportation of those who could not or would not stay...would be divided up and given to those whose could and would stay...and by law could never ever be sold or anything borrowed against it...but must be handed down from generation to generation equally to their children. There fore americans would always no matter what have a place of their own to live.

Well, at least if I can't stay I'll garner enough favor to be deported to Norway, Sweden or Thailand.

 

[hater]

If I were God, I would put a stop to all the beaners multiplying like jack rabbits (if it hasn't been mentioned already).

 

[Jack Herer]

If I were God, I would put a stop to all the beaners multiplying like jack rabbits (if it hasn't been mentioned already).

You wouldn´t have been borned then.

 

[hater]

Yeah, fucking beaner parents, they shoulda been deported.

 

[beammeupscotty]

44. Deport all people and their families that have contributed to the demise of this great country...for example...the kennedys the bushes the clintons...bill gates...nancy polocy...madoff...al shapton...faracon...jane fonda...ted turner...all people that use their power and money to change our lives for the worst just because they thought they were wiser or new better...but in reality just fucked it up would be deported. GIVE THEM THE OPPERTUNITY TO GO SPREAD THEIR BULLSHIT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD...LOL

 

[festeringZit]

Scottie,

What about deporting anyone who had ever appeared on the
following TV shows:

Jerry Springer
Maury

 

[ScottL]

"I have the results......FESTERING ZIT, YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

 

[festeringZit]

"I have the results......FESTERING ZIT, YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Dang DNA tests....

 

[beammeupscotty]

Scottie,

What about deporting anyone who had ever appeared on the
following TV shows:

Jerry Springer
Maury

The iq test would take care of that....besides those people would rather live down there with the perverts and heathens so they can wallow in that kind of crap...if they aint doing something evil or wicked they aint happy...and i would deport springer and maury right along with them...making money of that cowdung and promoting that bullshit in america is the same as being a traitor to me.

 

[beammeupscotty]

45. It would be law that wives had to obey their husbands and children had to obey their parents...and the husband had to take care of his wife and children...or be deported.

 

[beammeupscotty]

46. Children and all adults have to periodically attend some sort of state run classes every year to be reminded and refreshed in the importance of obeying all laws and what is required in loyalty to this country and the well being of other peoples rights and the punishment for not doing so.

 

[beammeupscotty]

47. everyone would be investigated and if they aquire money or property or anything else of value by breaking the law or ill gotten means...it will be taken from them and they will be deported.

 

[ScottL]

44. Deport all people and their families that have contributed to the demise of this great country...for example...the kennedys the bushes the clintons...bill gates...nancy polocy...madoff...al shapton...faracon...jane fonda...ted turner...all people that use their power and money to change our lives for the worst just because they thought they were wiser or new better...but in reality just fucked it up would be deported. GIVE THEM THE OPPERTUNITY TO GO SPREAD THEIR BULLSHIT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD...LOL

Beamer, what's your opinion on the deportation of those who are functional illiterates?

 

[Romanowski]

much easier to just buy an island

 

[beammeupscotty]

Beamer, what's your opinion on the deportation of those who are functional illiterates?

define functional illiterate for me so i will know exactly what you are reffering to...then i will give you my answer

 

[beammeupscotty]

much easier to just buy an island

No...by putting all deportees(that cant find a country that will take them) down there on the border of mexico...will serve many purposes...much more than a desert iland...besides they can go into mexico or south america if they like from there...@)

that will give all those good for nothing peta sons of bitches a chance to stop cockfighting and bull fighting down there in medico....and all those no good for nothing traitors that imployed illgal immegrints or helped them break the law can now just cross over and live with them and hey....they can speak that spanish they swear they have the right to do up here...