The Cubs gave Jonny Lager a $155 million long-term deal that paid no dividend in the short-term Sunday night when he was beaten by the Cardinals to leave Hondo with an Opening Day deficit of 50 reuschels.
Monday: Mr. Aitch will back Bulbous Bart as the Metamucils begin their predicted inexorable march toward the postseason — 10 units. Also, 10 on Wisconsin to wipe out the Dukies.
Monday: Mr. Aitch will back Bulbous Bart as the Metamucils begin their predicted inexorable march toward the postseason — 10 units. Also, 10 on Wisconsin to wipe out the Dukies.
The Cubs gave Jonny Lager a $155 million long-term deal that paid no dividend in the short-term Sunday night when he was beaten by the Cardinals to leave Hondo with an Opening Day deficit of 50 reuschels.
Monday: Mr. Aitch will back Bulbous Bart as the Metamucils begin their predicted inexorable march toward the postseason — 10 units. Also, 10 on Wisconsin to wipe out the Dukies
Monday: Mr. Aitch will back Bulbous Bart as the Metamucils begin their predicted inexorable march toward the postseason — 10 units. Also, 10 on Wisconsin to wipe out the Dukies
Overall Record = 1-2
Hondo was in the black for a few hours Monday when Big Bad Bart and the Mighty Metamucils shut down the Nationals but tumbled back into the red as a result of Wisconsin’s crash in Indy.
Tuesday night: With the deficit at 20 pappases, Mr. Aitch expects the Orioles to get past the Rays by the hair of their Cheny Chen Chen — 10 units.
Hondo was in the black for a few hours Monday when Big Bad Bart and the Mighty Metamucils shut down the Nationals but tumbled back into the red as a result of Wisconsin’s crash in Indy.
Tuesday night: With the deficit at 20 pappases, Mr. Aitch expects the Orioles to get past the Rays by the hair of their Cheny Chen Chen — 10 units.
Overall Record = 2-2
The Orioles flew to Hondo’s financial rescue Tuesday night, heroically holding off the Rays to enable him to move into the black at a solid 30 brutons.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch is hoping to find more D.C. jollies when he joins forces with deGrom Reaper — 10 units on those playoff-bound Amazin’s. Also, he expects Koehler to sink the Braves — 10 units on the Fish.
The Orioles flew to Hondo’s financial rescue Tuesday night, heroically holding off the Rays to enable him to move into the black at a solid 30 brutons.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch is hoping to find more D.C. jollies when he joins forces with deGrom Reaper — 10 units on those playoff-bound Amazin’s. Also, he expects Koehler to sink the Braves — 10 units on the Fish.
Overall Record = 2-4
Hondo whiffed in both plate appearances Wednesday night thanks to the Mets and Marlins, whose failures dropped him back into the red with 80 kanehls owed to assorted creditors.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will try to grow his pile of disposable dead presidents with an investment on the Metamucils’ No. 3 starter — 10 units on Harvey
Hondo whiffed in both plate appearances Wednesday night thanks to the Mets and Marlins, whose failures dropped him back into the red with 80 kanehls owed to assorted creditors.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will try to grow his pile of disposable dead presidents with an investment on the Metamucils’ No. 3 starter — 10 units on Harvey
