The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

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He won’t ever fault himself in a huge loss. He could have taken Seattle. Dolphins are awful on road vs anyone .500 or better. With or without TUA. Just awful

suck it up Lang

bet he won’t mention this massive L on his glory holing podcast appearance
 

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I love how Lang only charged himself 220 dimes yesterday. I'm pretty sure Lang always says when the line is 2.5 to 4 pts always buy the half point. Am I correct?
 

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He released it at 2.5 so that's why his charging himself 220 dimes. He doesn't give a flying rat's ass if someone got a higher line, took his advice, and lost even more money. I personally didn't see this one hit 3, but I didn't too hard.
 

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Any smart customer should know not to buy points anyway even if Lang tells you to lol.
 

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I'm going to bet a ton that Lang on his radio shows this upcoming Thursday & Friday says that he liked Baltimore all week and changed his mind last second. He always does that because he's a scammer / liar!
 

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I think Lang thought this was a pre-season game and that Jacksonville was actually a good team, lol.

Thank God he advised buying it up from +4 1/2 to +5... GENIUS!

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Hey langtoon -faders handed you 280 dimes -you played opposite and lost Dummy
 

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Hysterical. Congrats faders. That game was over in the 1st quarter. Great handicrapping pube head.

Pull your head out of your ass and come back with a 50 dime "bankroll builder" tomorrow. Better yet a buriel.
 

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Well folks, you can't coach handicapping stupidity. I figured since I used to live in Jacksonville that the Jags would come to play with the desperation I have on a daily basis. Just a bad call. I've been down this road before. I always come back with a vengeance and lose again. Once I'm done with this 40 oz schlitz malt liquor and the 7-11 manager throws me off the property for loitering, I'll bring you another winner in baseball. The Cardinals look good since they have a pitcher with a low ERA.
 

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Time to call customer service. I am a $10 player and I'm down over $30,000. A handicapper gave me a play that lost by 32pts. Al D:Well get it back tomorrow in baseball.
 

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LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,158.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $31,582.5
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$33,577.5)

PAID PICKS: 119-136-2 / 46.6%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 12-11 -419 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/13 to 8/19, (4W-3L) +31 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/20 to 8/26, (4W-3L) +75 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/27 to 9/2, (5W-1L-1P) +198.75 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/3 to 9/9, (3W-4L) -312.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/10 to 9/16, (5W-2L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/17 to 9/23, (2W-5L) -346.5 DIMES
 

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