The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

32-50, -2,002.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 6-14
60 DIME: 1-5
50 DIME: 20-18

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

8-2, +396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

4-5, -281.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-2

NCAA FOOTBALL (2024-'25)

6-4-1, -112.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-2
100 DIME: 2-1
75 DIME: 2-1-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,930 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $139,300 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$163,240)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,158.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 09/23/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

After the 100 dime winner Saturday on BYU, just a great call on that 7-point home dog winning outright by in an absolute destruction 38-9, I imploded.
The 200 dimer on the Saints was a tough loss, a game that could have gone either way.
However, last night's 60 dimer on the Jags, well let's just say bad, like really bad.
Let's be clear, that team made me some great money in the preseason but last night was a jaw dropper.
In my 30 years of handicapping games, that was one of the most embarrassing performances in primetime I have ever seen, especially by an NFL defense.
The Bills had 8 possessions. They scored on 7 of them. They punted once.
And as for Trevor Lawrence, he is playing his way out of the NFL. I don't know who is worse right now, Lawrence of Will Levis.
After BYU Saturday, it was just a lost weekend. Simple as that.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So Lang is telling us he didn't buy a 1/2 point up on the Jags last night?
Sounds like bullshit to me.

And why is he no longer telling us how much his $10 a dime bettors are up in football any longer?

 

[sniperpicks]

Shit show Saturday and MNF

good calls meat head

 

[finman13]

Unreal. Down over 31k , despite some wins.

 

[finman13]

This village idiot has I believe 2 football games to pick from Thursday. Start planning ahead. Army.....not sure he lays that. Likely the nfl game
Cowboys have pretty much owned the Giants. He may go a teaser or the total. I know he likes dogs with fleas, but let's see.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

After BYU Saturday, it was just a lost weekend. Simple as that.

I like how Lang keeps mentioning his BYU win like in every sentence he writes.
His BYU win sandwiched in between Thursday, Friday, Sunday and Monday huge losses, lol.
That BYU win is all he has to crow about and by God he's going to mention it over and over again.
And funny how he calls it just a "lost weekend." How about another lost year, ya hack!
Lang, you suck at sports handicapping, simple as that. You are shit at your job.
And you are a shitty human being.

 

[sniperpicks]

on mets and got spanked hard

fade crew rejoices 3-0 ,

 

[finman13]

Well folks, you can't handicapp pitching idiocy, bat hitting, horrible managing and most importantly, bad handicapping. There you have it as my bankroll building 50 dimer goes down in flames, as my life has many times over. Like I've said over the last 30 years, I'll pick myself up out of this dumpster, flick off the rats and flies, and come back with a rock solid winner tomorrow. I'm thinking it will be a 60 dimer since I just lost a 50 dimer. I don't know, the drugs and liquor are clouding my memory. Anyway, let's knock this next play out of the park and get ready for a 4-0 football weekend and keep the momentum going. I'm not sure what momentum means , but it sounds cool. LFG

 

[finman13]

Let's move on

We have baseball tonight and then it's off to 5 days of football.

It is imperative I step up and get some winning momentum heading into Thursday.

Nothing more. Nothing less.

Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,208.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $32,082.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$34,077.5)

PAID PICKS: 119-137-2 / 46.4%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 12-12 -469 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/13 to 8/19, (4W-3L) +31 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/20 to 8/26, (4W-3L) +75 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/27 to 9/2, (5W-1L-1P) +198.75 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/3 to 9/9, (3W-4L) -312.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/10 to 9/16, (5W-2L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/17 to 9/23, (2W-5L) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/24 to 9/30, (0W-1L) -50 DIMES

 

[carlitosway]

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[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

32-51, -2,052.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 6-14
60 DIME: 1-5
50 DIME: 20-19

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

8-2, +396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

4-5, -281.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-2

NCAA FOOTBALL (2024-'25)

6-4-1, -112.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-2
100 DIME: 2-1
75 DIME: 2-1-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0

 

[carlitosway]

Well folks, you can't handicapp pitching idiocy, bat hitting, horrible managing and most importantly, bad handicapping. There you have it as my bankroll building 50 dimer goes down in flames, as my life has many times over. Like I've said over the last 30 years, I'll pick myself up out of this dumpster, flick off the rats and flies, and come back with a rock solid winner tomorrow. I'm thinking it will be a 60 dimer since I just lost a 50 dimer. I don't know, the drugs and liquor are clouding my memory. Anyway, let's knock this next play out of the park and get ready for a 4-0 football weekend and keep the momentum going. I'm not sure what momentum means , but it sounds cool. LFG

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,980 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $139,800 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$163,740)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,208.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 09/24/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, it's official....the Mets can't hit Spencer Schwellenbach.
And Luis Severino gagged like a mother fu@#@ker.
Let's move on
We have baseball tonight and then it's off to 5 days of football.
It is imperative I step up and get some winning momentum heading into Thursday.
Nothing more. Nothing less.
Let's go.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang approach when loses

blame , point finger , profanity and “move on “


when he wins a rare game —— talk for 2 weeks or more about it

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Gotta be on LAD and Flaherty tonight. Not many to pick from

 

[finman13]

Gotta be on LAD and Flaherty tonight. Not many to pick from

Probably unless backs runline or the cards. He pretty much will give it away when it disappears off the website