The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

LANG making sharp turns tonight so the fries fall out of the mcdonalds uber eats bags onto floor of his car, that way he doesnt have to spend money on food cuz he cant afford it

 

[finman13]

Oh so close Link.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,072 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $30,720 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$32,715)

PAID PICKS: 97-120-1 / 44.7%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 6-8 -63 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/13 to 8/19, (0W-2L) -153 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

24-44, -2,051 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 4-11
60 DIME: 1-5
50 DIME: 14-15

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

3-1, +137.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 2-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,843.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $138,437.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$162,377.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,072 DIMES (01/01/24 to 08/14/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Breaking out all the moves today.

A FIRST HALF PRESEASON NFL SIDE.

Can't push MLB if there is anything else on the board... This dude might honestly bet a WNBA game this year.

24-44 on straight up games is absolutely horrendous.

 

[phelps123]

His NFL preseason has been hot though. I wished he stick with MLB haha

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's keep this preseason winning streak going.
Last weekend we rolled out a 3-1 performance highlighted by the 100 dime winner Saturday on the Jags 26-13 over the Chiefs.
And if not for the stupidity of some rookie QB out of Cincinnati, I go a perfect 4-0 but don't get me started on that nonsense, still pissed off about that.
However, that being said, it's time to build off that 3-1 performance with a 3rd straight 60 dime winner in Preseason football and go to 4-1.
I said last week, there is money to be made in the NFL exhibition season and I proved it last week with the 3-1 performance.
Time to go to 4-1 tonight..
With college football starting right around the corner, it's time to build the bankroll with another preseason winner.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What a shocker, Lang doesn't want to mention his absolutely abysmal MLB loss from last night, lol.

 

[steve021]

Good luck gentlemen with the 3rd straight money move LFG

The Pick: My 60 Dime winner is the Eagles 1st Half.

The Line: The current line is +1 in Vegas and offshore as of 7:15 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

My Analysis
I just don't see them losing the first half here.

As far as QB1 and QB2's go in the NFL, the Eagles are feeling pretty darn good about themselves.

Jalen Hurts and Kenny Pickett????

Doesn't get much better than that.

Last week in Baltimore, Hurts didn't play but Pickett played in to the 3rd quarter and was very effective going 14 of 22 for 89 yards.

The Eagles also leaned on their running game as they rushed 38 times for 146.

For all the reports out there, Hurts is to get 2 maybe 3 series before Pickett takes over the rest of the half.

As I said at the top, that is a rotation I can get behind, especially in the first half.

As for the Patriots, Jacoby Brissett is slated to see action before rookie Drake Maye takes over.

Wasn't overly impressed by Maye week one as Bailey Zappe and the running game put the game in the winners circle in the 2nd half.

In joint practices leading up to this game tonight, the Eagles 1st and 2nd units were dominant and I expect them to be dominant again when the lights come on.

I'm all over the Eagles first half tonight.

 

[carlitosway]

What a shocker, Lang doesn't want to mention his absolutely abysmal MLB loss from last night, lol.

Oh wait, Braves just scored again!

 

[Typhoon]

For all the reports out there, Hurts is to get 2 maybe 3 series before Pickett takes over the rest of the half.

As I said at the top, that is a rotation I can get behind, especially in the first half.

His reports
thrre is NO JALEN HURTS !!

 

[finman13]

Is hurts not playing I take it? Lol

 

[vegasinside]

This man truly has a gift! Your 2 year old child, coin in your pocket, or my dog are all going to hit roughly 50% over time. Lang is short bus special!

 

[proanalyser]

favorite sport resumes tomorrow

 

[phelps123]

Going to 1st half bit him in the ass

 

[RidgeRider]

It's hard enough to win but if you have to leave by 6:30 AM to get a bag as a caddy like Lang you basically have no shot. Kenny Pickett is trash. I'd be shocked if he's still in the league in 3 years. 6 straight losing months for Lang. The Fade train is rolling!

 

[carlitosway]

It's hard enough to win but if you have to leave by 6:30 AM to get a bag as a caddy like Lang you basically have no shot. Kenny Pickett is trash. I'd be shocked if he's still in the league in 3 years. 6 straight losing months for Lang. The Fade train is rolling!

 

[finman13]

Hurts was amazing, but too bad the Eagles fell just short.
Bend over Lang and enjoy your evening.

 

[Typhoon]

Typical Mush play
Eagles 1st half because the dufus says Hurts will play 2-3 series .....then Eagles end up winning the game and covering

can't make this shit up