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LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,180.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $21,807.5
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$23,802.5)

PAID PICKS: 72-90-1 / 44.4%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 3-10 -783.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-5L) -667.5 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3


NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

21-24, -570 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-3
150 DIME: 5-4
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 9-8
50 DIME: 2-5


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

2-16, -1,186.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-5
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 2-6
 

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LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 12,952 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $129,520
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$153,460)


-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 2,180.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 06/16/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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You’re very welcome my friend, I miss that SNL sketch when the show was actually funny
Dang. I'm happy you remembered that. A lot of guys in here are probably thinking, what the hell is this guy talking about? Yep, miss the mid to late 80s and probably to 95ish...
 

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The Pick: My 150 Dime Winner is the Dallas Mavericks.


The Line: The current line is a +6 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 9:00 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.
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WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-5L) -667.5 DIMES
Haha, I'll even start him out with a good week ... that's an amazing 16 week run for the Langer.

Boy, are we going to have a blast when football season comes ...
 

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LANG'S PICK: DALLAS MAVERICKS +6 1/2

I am not losing today.
I have your game 5 winner tonight.
After reeling off Boston in games 1 and 2, I rode Dallas in game 3, jump over to Boston in game 4 and just like that, I am 2-2 heading into game 5 tonight.
Do I stay with the Celtics at home or jump to Dallas on the road???
Well, it's a 150 dime release, a release that has been consistently good all year long.
So that right there should tell you how much I love this game.
In these finals alone I am 2-1 with this 150 dimer and I am quite confident after tonight it will be 3-1.
Not much more to say. Not much more to do.
Your game 5 winner happens now.
 

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When clown boy was 2-1 in the Finals he was bragging that he was still up money.
Now he just says he's 2-2 heading into game 5. Doesn't want to mention that he's DOWN money.

And of course for game 5 he has flip flopped yet again after telling us this after his game 4, 200 Dime loser...

You flip flop, you get punished for doing so. 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
 

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Can you imagine following this clown's advice in the NBA and MLB this season?
You are 34-51 and down a cool $18,437.5, plus the money you spent paying this clown for picks, and he wants you to invest another $1,500+ on game 5 of the NBA Finals tonight because he says, "I am not losing today."

Do you risk it for the biscuit or go and find him and piss on his head?

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No excuses. 9 min left in 3rd up 26 🍀🏀

Beat LA ✅

Lakers 17 🏆

Boston 17 🏆 and counting 🚨
 

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"I am not losing today "
Did you mean your manhood? The Celtics game? Your pathetic life? What did you see that made you think the Celtics weren't toying with the Mavs?
 

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He will use day line or similar 5 of next 7 days
 

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Lang should try the NHL tomorrow if he hits he can brag about it and declare what a hockey maven he is.
 

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As usual, the arrogant Ahole is a day late with his pick!!

One would think after getting crushed with the pathetic "reasoning and logic" that goes into his picks, the jackass would

have learned by now after all these years that what happened in a previous game isn't always indicative of what is going

to happen in the next game!!

So besides mourning the loss and blaming the players for the loss, what can we expect to hear??

Let me guess-"It is time to build the "bankroll" the next four days for the weekend for"(you finish the sentence lol)!!
 

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