The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

The entire site is blank. Must have been a rough night!

 

[finman13]

Is there actually a conversation happening with lang and whatever idiots are running thr website? "Brandon you so are so awful, we can't help to keep you on for sales because we know people are fading your sorry ass."
What could Link say if he was on a podcast now?

It's incredible!

Take it Langatang and don't off yourself.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[proanalyser]

2-14 in mlb Coming down main street with another 100 dimer, Money management and discipline=success. Time to build the bankroll.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,998.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $19,982.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$21,977.5)

PAID PICKS: 72-88-1 / 45.0%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 3-8 -601 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-3L) -485 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

21-24, -570 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-3
150 DIME: 5-4
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 9-8
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

2-14, -1,003.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-4
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 2-5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 12,769.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $127,695 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$151,635)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,998.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 06/14/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

You flip flop, you get punished for doing so.
I came with a 200 dime play on the Dallas Mavs in game 3 and watched them implode in every way possible and lost.
They showed no fight at all until the 4th quarter and at that point it was too late.
Luka Doncic played as bad a 4th quarter as he ever had and they went down 3-0.
I jump to the Celtics in game 4 and wouldn't you know it, they pulled one of the most embarrassing no-shows in NBA history. A fu@#$%$king joke.
And everything I expected the Mavs to do in game 3, they did in game 4.
Wrong side on the wrong night on the wrong team.
You throw in the 100 dime loss on the Tigers and as bad a night as you can get.
Just can't get any momentum going but I will. Rest assured I will.
Let's bang home this 100 dime winner today on the diamond. Winning streaks start one winner at a time.
Today begins it. Simple as that.

 

[seth]

Blowout Of The Month?? Everything has to be over the top and hyped. Embarrassing

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Brandon "rest assured" Lang

It's easy to sleep when you don't have lights, because you can't afford to pay the electric bill...

 

[RidgeRider]

BRANDON LANG

100 DIMES

NY YANKEES -1.5 RUNS (-120)

 

[sniperpicks]

He in the hole 0-2 already. Bottom 1

 

[proanalyser]

Blowout Of The Month?? Everything has to be over the top and hyped. Embarrassing

Already three in the first laying a run in a half. Looks like another blowout. Waited all week last night and never scored. A 200 dimer loses by 40. Whitesox won 2 in a row after losing 14 in a row. Dialed in

 

[StackinGreen]

Lol!!!

 

[proanalyser]

Time for a beaverball blowout (wnba)

 

[savage1]

I can see it now from Lang tomorrow:

"Not the start for the weekend I was looking for but I absolutely love this game today, which after it w/ins we will use as a deposit

on my mammoth play on Mondays in game 5 of the Celtics/Mavs game.

I have had "short term" losing streaks before and I "always" bounce back with a massive vengeance and this time it will be no different!!"

 

[RidgeRider]

I don't think Loser Lang has ever taken the +1.5 runs in the almost 20 years at BLang.com. Does he not know that about 1/3 of the games end in 1 run games? Obviously not! Maybe Lang should try to do WNBA or Hockey because he sure sucks at football, basketball and baseball.

 

[RidgeRider]

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

2-15, -1,123.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-5
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 2-5

Lang is very, very lucky not to be 1-16.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]