He's a great handicapper, investing in Lang is a better investment than the stock market.
He can go on these little streaks once in a blue moon but he always ends up in the red. Guarantee he has another 200 dimer on uconn on Monday but because he is such a shitty scammer he won’t get the -5.5 that I already got, which is typically good for faders but not when it comes to uconn this tourney.
LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 492.5 DIMES
LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $4,925 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$6,920)
PAID PICKS: 47-48-1 / 49.4%
-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 4-2 +377 DIMES
-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (4W-1L) +410 DIMES
NEGATIVE 492.5 DIMES
LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $4,925 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$6,920)
PAID PICKS: 47-48-1 / 49.4%
-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 4-2 +377 DIMES
-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (4W-1L) +410 DIMES
LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)
COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)
34-33-1, -131 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 6-6
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 12-8
60 DIME: 3-5-1
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 0-2
COLLEGE HOOPS MARCH MADNESS (2023-'24)
9-8, +164.5 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
200 DIME: 2-0
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 3-1
75 DIME: 2-3
50 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 0-1
NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)
10-8, -8 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 3-0
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-1
MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)
0-1, -50 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
50 DIME: 0-1
COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)
34-33-1, -131 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 6-6
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 12-8
60 DIME: 3-5-1
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 0-2
COLLEGE HOOPS MARCH MADNESS (2023-'24)
9-8, +164.5 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
200 DIME: 2-0
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 3-1
75 DIME: 2-3
50 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 0-1
NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)
10-8, -8 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 3-0
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-1
MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)
0-1, -50 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
50 DIME: 0-1
LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!
NEGATIVE 11,247.75 DIMES
LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $112,477.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$136,417.5)
-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 492.5 DIMES (01/01/24 to 04/06/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES
9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!
NEGATIVE 11,247.75 DIMES
LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $112,477.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$136,417.5)
-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 492.5 DIMES (01/01/24 to 04/06/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES
9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
LANG'S PICK: HOUSTON ROCKETS +8
Well, I backed the greatest cash cow in NCAA basketball history last night as my 200 dimer on UConn (-11') delivers like the ATM machine they are 86-72 over Alabama.
How much of a cash cow?
Well, over the last 2 years facing non conference teams on a neutral floor they have won 18 in a row straight up and 18 in a row against the spread!!!!!
Mother fu#%$%king 18 in a row. 18 IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!
Listen, I give Alabama credit for hanging in there, as they made 8 three's in the 1st half and only trailed by 4 at the break.
But when you play defense at the level Bama had to to stay in this game, eventually those legs are going to go and when you legs go, your shot goes with it.
Anyone who knows basketball could see, Bama was tired, hence the reason they made only 3 three's in the 2nd half and it was only a matter of time before UConn said bye bye.
And bye bye they did and made it 18 double digit wins in a row.
Folks, I got hot at just the right time:
$10 Bettor Has Made $6,770 The Last 8 Days
Today is pushing that number over the 7,000 mark and making it 2 in a row in the NBA as well.
Oh, and pick up winning day #7 of 9 right along with it.
Let's go!!!!!
R u fkin serious 1 pt gm 2 min left in overtime falls 11. I don't believe what I just saw.
The houston game never happened, time for another 200 dimer on my wife,starts with a c ends with a t
I was very surprised to only see 100 dimer. Wonder what gives…weird.Very interesting now he changed the play from a 200 to 100 dimer
The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the UConn Huskies
The Line: The current line is -7 in Vegas and offshore as of 6:45 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.
As I said earlier the dumbass could’ve got -5.5 or even -6, but he sucks at this and is a total scammer so he gets a worse number.
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He changed it to a 100 Dimer so if it loses he can still brag he had a winning March Madness of 54.5 Dimes.
He would never admit to winning just that small amount but he would word it in a way to make it seem like he had a big tourney.
Probably use it next March Madness to promo his bullshit... I won last year, watch me do it again this year.
He would never admit to winning just that small amount but he would word it in a way to make it seem like he had a big tourney.
Probably use it next March Madness to promo his bullshit... I won last year, watch me do it again this year.
