The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[RidgeRider]

Lang will claim he's ready to have another great baseball season. Like when, from 2016? Lol

 

[sniperpicks]

He had cubs -1.5 and loses

 

[proanalyser]

He had cubs -1.5 and loses

Bullpen blew a 8-2 lead in the 7th,Do your fkin job fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[phelps123]

Instead of blaming the bullpen you should be betting on 1st 5 Innings instead.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Instead of blaming the bullpen you should be betting on 1st 5 Innings instead.

He would still lose

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[finman13]

What about the hitters doing their job asshat?

 

[RidgeRider]

1/3 of all games end with the score decided by 1 run. The exemption has been the last two years with teams like backing the LA Dodgers -1.5 runs and going against whoever the Oakland A's are playing -1.5 runs. Lang will jump on each of these types of bets soon when he starts giving out baseball plays. Why, because it involves no handicapping skills and he takes most days less than 5 minutes to pick out his loser of the day. You can bet on it!

 

[finman13]

Is he really going to pull the okie doke and not take Seton hall plus 3.5? You shouldn't have said you picked Seton hall to win the NIT you complete fucking idiot.

 

[XENO]

Books getting smoked on sides yet doing ok totals but so far a very bad MM year

 

[seth]

I notice his tale of the tape begins at that well-known start of the month March 30th. All to try and deceive people into thinking he's doing well

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 852.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,525 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,520)

PAID PICKS: 44-48-1 / 47.8%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 1-2 +17 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (1W-1L) +50 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

34-33-1, -131 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 6-6
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 12-8
60 DIME: 3-5-1
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 0-2

COLLEGE HOOPS MARCH MADNESS (2023-'24)

7-8, -135.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 2-1
75 DIME: 2-3
50 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 0-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

9-8, -68 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 3-0
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

0-1, -50 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,607.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $116,077.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$140,017.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 852.5 DIMES (01/01/24 to 04/03/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, made it 3 straight in Men's hoops courtesy of the 100 dime winner Tuesday night on Seton Hall (-4') by 17 over Georgia 84-67.
That was after the 2-0 sweep I had to have on Saturday and Sunday with the 200 dime winner on UConn crushing Illinois and Sunday's 100 dime winner on Purdue over Tennessee.
Now it's time to step up with this 3rd straight 100 dime winner and a 4th straight winner overall and I turn to the NIT Championship.
Do I come right back with Seton Hall or do I jump to the boys from the Missouri Valley Conference?
Let's go........

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Just like after Lang's Beaver Ball loss, he does the same thing with his MLB loss and doesn't even mention it.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

As if there is a doubt who this chucklefuck could be on…

back to the well for sure.

piggybacking UConn and big East vs a mid major.

like this game wouldn’t do more for Sycamores program than SH….

 

[sniperpicks]

Just like in school when they put the idiots in the hallways for punishment

LANG has a Seton the HALL


they up 5. Good time to live bet Larry Birds college

 

[seth]

Lang is bragging about his outright win as he predicted
Of course he was that confident that he risked zero on the money line and took the points so it's irrelevant that they won SU

 

[sniperpicks]

He on NBA. Why he skipping some of these easy MLB?

Oh yeah he hates DAY games. Can’t sell as much. He don’t care about wins. It’s about selling BS picks