The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[RidgeRider]

Welcome aboard Camp. Lang only does 1 game a day. The owners try to limit & hide his losses as much as possible. Lang about 10-12 years ago went to another company for about a year and was giving out 3 games a day. He got destroyed!!! He hit less than 40%. He went weeks sometimes without a 2-1 or better day.
As for today another 165 dime dump. Never in the game. Must have been player fail because he always knows how to handicap a game. Lol Lang is now down almost 500 dimes for the month and 700 dimes for the year. Never had a full winning year. Also in the red for college basketball but he'll just keep lying he's up. Lang must have meant he'll be down 10,000 dimes by the end of the month not up that amount.
Go get my Uber Eats order Lang O Tang!

 

[135iVert]

OUT RIGHT

 

[finman13]

On behalf of some important people to me, fuck you for picking USF and probably costing them a bid! You are a piece of shit.

 

[finman13]

You were right originally in the sense that Lang's picks will never soar!!

Lol. True words indeed savage.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 687 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $6,870 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$8,865)

PAID PICKS: 37-38-1 / 49.3%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 7-9 -562.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (2W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (1W-4L) -422.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

33-33-1, -206 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 6-6
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 11-8
60 DIME: 3-5-1
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 0-2

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

9-7, -13 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 3-0
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 4-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,441.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $114,417.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$138,357.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 687 DIMES (01/01/24 to 03/16/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

Hey not funny this time pimpy. LMAO!

FUCKING CLOWN IS PUBE HEAD.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
I mean just this past Monday, here on earth...

Lang wrote: THIS WEEK IS THE MOST IMPORTANT WEEK OF THE YEAR.
The week before the big tourney starts. The week before the NIT starts. The week before the CBI tourney starts. You also have the CIT.
The next 21 days of College basketball are as good as it gets and it's going to be an epic run.
Here is where the overall college hoops bankroll stands:
College Basketball Cherry Picked Last 57 selections
$10 Bettor Has Made $4,850
That number will be over 10 grand at the end of the month. Just sit back and watch it happen.

His self proclaimed most important week of the year is an epic fail, and will now be swept under the rug.
His cherry picked basketball numbers are now in the red and his 10 grand statement will be wiped from the records.
We sat back and watched it all. Thanks for the laugh, Lang.
You're the only clown that ever made me LOL.

 

[finman13]

Hysterical Pimpy. Don't forget, this coming week is the most important week in the history of gambling. Didn't Lang mention he meant this week? Or is it next week? I forget.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Hysterical Pimpy. Don't forget, this coming week is the most important week in the history of gambling. Didn't Lang mention he meant this week? Or is it next week? I forget.

Right now he's just looking for the Sunday 1-0 sweep.
Nothing more and nothing less.

 

[savage1]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
I mean just this past Monday, here on earth...

Lang wrote: THIS WEEK IS THE MOST IMPORTANT WEEK OF THE YEAR.
The week before the big tourney starts. The week before the NIT starts. The week before the CBI tourney starts. You also have the CIT.
The next 21 days of College basketball are as good as it gets and it's going to be an epic run.
Here is where the overall college hoops bankroll stands:
College Basketball Cherry Picked Last 57 selections
$10 Bettor Has Made $4,850
That number will be over 10 grand at the end of the month. Just sit back and watch it happen.

His self proclaimed most important week of the year is an epic fail, and will now be swept under the rug.
His cherry picked basketball numbers are now in the red and his 10 grand statement will be wiped from the records.
We sat back and watched it all. Thanks for the laugh, Lang.
You're the only clown that ever made me LOL.

Perfectly and eloquently expressed indeed!!

 

[proanalyser]

This week didn't count,already forgot about. The bankroll starts getting built next week. Nothing more Nothing less.

 

[finman13]

Today is all about today. Nothing more nothing ....ugh nothing. Let's focus on today. Last zero days 10 dime betters haven't lost.

 

[finman13]

Right now he's just looking for the Sunday 1-0 sweep.
Nothing more and nothing less.

Nothing better than a 1 day sweep.

 

[finman13]

Just take wisconsin Sunday pube head and get it over with. They pull weird shit year after year after losing losing double digits games.

 

[steve021]

Happy st pattys day gentleman, here’s the play from our favorite leprechaun, unlucky Lang


The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is Illinois.


The Line: The current line is a -3 in Vegas and offshore as of 8:30 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S COIN FLIP: ILLINOIS -3 or -3 1/2 (Depending on Book)

Well, no lamenting the 150 dime loss on South Florida Saturday.
Tip my cap to Andy Kennedy and the Blazers as they were the more physical team and flat out the better team. END OF STORY.
He coached circles around Amir Abdur-Rahim and advances to the final.
After gut wrenching losses on Loyola/Chicago and Quinnipiac, just on the wrong side of UAB/South Florida Saturday.
For the 2nd straight year, not my best conference tourney performance.
All I can do is build some momentum with a win today and gear up for another huge run in the the Big show.
And with the CIT, CBI and the NIT, plenty of basketball still to go here in March.
Let history show I've gone on some ungodly runs in March in the Big tournament. I mean, some ungodly runs.
Let's finish the conference tournaments with a winner.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

All I can do is build some momentum with a win today and gear up for another huge run in the the Big show.

Lang's "Big Run" in Tournament action last year was, 6-10, -406 Dimes.