The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Wow. All you can say is wow as my 150 dimer on the Chiefs (+2) gets it done in OT over the Niners.
I said in my analysis, you can't go against Patrick Mahomes as an underdog.
I went against him last year when he was a dog against the Eagels and he got me and I said, never again will I go against this kid when he is getting points
You saw it in Buffalo. You saw it in Baltimore. You saw it on Sunday.
He is now 13-1 ATS as an underdog. Enough said. If you went against that, shame on you. Simple as that.
And lastly. Coaching. What has Kyle Shanahan showed you in big games that leads you to believe he is your guy??????
He botched a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl against Brady and the Pats. He blew a 10-point lead the last time these two met in the Super Bowl.
And he blew it yesterday. END OF STORY.
So I will take 150 dime winner #4 in a row and 13 of my last 19, tip my cap to Patrick Mahomes and that Chiefs defense and say thank you.
Now on to College and Pro basketball.
Red hot in the NBA and looking to hand you 40 dime winner #4 in a row.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

With the Super Bowl now completed we can look back at Lang's Football season and see how he did.

Just the NFL season he won 46.5 Dimes or $465 for a $10 a dime player.

For just the College Football season he lost 763 Dimes or $7,630 lost for a $10 a dime player.

For his combined football numbers, Loser Lang finishes down 716.5 Dimes which translates to a $10 a dime Lang player losing $7,165 following this dip shit.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Woohooo thanks Lang for a winning football season. Better luck next year faders

I wonder if anyone actually believes this?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Red hot in the NBA and looking to hand you 40 dime winner #4 in a row.

Lang is so RED HOT in the NBA, if red hot translates to being 5-5, -124 Dimes overall.

 

[carlitosway]

Red hot in the NBA and looking to hand you 40 dime winner #4 in a row.

Lang is so RED HOT in the NBA, if red hot translates to being 5-5, -124 Dimes overall.

 

[kimbelt]

Who does he got tonight

 

[sidthekid]

Who does he got tonight

Charlotte Hornets

 

[dbear52]

Charlotte Hornets

I have it as Cleveland Cavs -11 on a 40 Dimer

 

[kimbelt]

Ok thanks

 

[Buckeyefan80]

I have it as Cleveland Cavs -11 on a 40 Dimer

How do you know if he’s on the Cavs?

 

[sniperpicks]

-11 play and loses by 2 , he wont mention it , went to the "philly sux no Embid" well for 2nd drink and swallowed piss

 

[phelps123]

sidthekid posted a fake pick

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

sidthekid posted a fake pick

I believe he was just busting Kimmy's balls, lol.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 291 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $2,910 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,905)

PAID PICKS: 20-23 / 46.5%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 6-6 +108 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

20-19, +345 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 4-3
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 9-4
60 DIME: 1-3
50 DIME: 2-4
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-2

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

5-6, -168 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,045.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $110,457.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$134,397.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 291 DIMES (01/01/24 to 02/12/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[RidgeRider]

99% sure Lang is on Evansville +8 tonight as he almost always plays home dogs. Lang spends 2-5 minutes handicapping daily. If he losses tonight he'll be 20-20 in college hoops. Lang promoting college basketball winner #21 of 36 is shameful!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well they finally no showed.
The red hot Cleveland Cavaliers took the night off last night and got beat outright by the injury riddled Sixers to bring my 40 dime NBA winning streak to an end.
The team that just knocked the Bucs at home by 40 and the red-hot Kings by 26, just flat out shit the bed.
I made money with them courtesy of the 40 dimer against the Kings only to give it back last night.
Was Super Sunday great with the Chiefs? You bet your ass it was but now all my attention shifts to one sport and one sport only: COLLEGE BASKETBALL.
Here is where the College Basketball Run stands:
College Basketball Winner # 21 of 36
$10 Bettor Has Made $5,935
with my last 35 college releases
Trust me when I tell you that $5,935 number will be over 10 grand if not more by the end of the month.
Trust me on that.
It starts with this 50 dimer tonight.
Let's go!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Trust me when I tell you that $5,935 number will be over 10 grand if not more by the end of the month.
Trust me on that.

Trust me when I tell you Lang is a scamming piece of shit and that $5,935 isn't even an accurate number, just more cherry picking bullshit from a clown capper who picks his nose better than he picks games.
Trust me on that!

 

[phelps123]

Maybe he meant - lol