The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

24-22-1, -113.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 4-2
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 3-8-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 7-5
60 DIME: 3-1
50 DIME: 2-3

NFL PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

4-2, +250 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-0
100 DIME: 1-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-20, -245.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-2
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-9
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2023-'24)

3-5, -517.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 1-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

20-19, +345 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 4-3
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 9-4
60 DIME: 1-3
50 DIME: 2-4
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-2

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

5-5, -124 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,151.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $111,517.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$135,457.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 397 DIMES (01/01/24 to 02/10/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG PICKS: KANSAS CITY CHIEFS +2

 

[steve021]

FOOTBALL ANALYSIS



There are so many reasons to like the small dog in this game Sunday.



Now it's time for me to break down what some of those reasons are.



First and foremost, let's start with the QB's and pound for pound, a huge advantage in favor of the Chiefs.



13 times in his young career Patrick Mahomes has been installed as an underdog. He is 12-1 ATS.



The only QB to beat him: A guy by the name of Tom Brady.



I think we can all agree Brock Purdy is not Tom Brady. End of story.



Mahomes just spent the last 2 weeks shutting up his critics, me included, that said he had never played nor won a playoff game on the road and he was going down.



Then he proceeded to go out and beat the #2 seed Buffalo Bills followed by beating the #1 seed Ravens to punch his ticket here.



This is Mahomes 4th Super Bowl in 5 years and in a game of this magnitude experience matters. It matters big time.



Advantage Chiefs.



Now let's talk about the challenge of young Mr. Purdy.



He is facing a defensive coordinator in Steve Spagnola, who took down the greatest team in NFL history in Tom Brady and the 18-0 Patriots.



With 2 weeks to prepare he held an offense that had averaged 33 points a game to 14 and pulled off one of the biggest upsets ever.



If you think Spags is just going to let Purdy stand back there and have a day, you don't know this man as a defensive coordinator.



He owned Brady and he will own Purdy. If Brock Purdy has the game of his life against this defense and this defensive coordinator and he beats me, so be it.



For my dollar, it's not happening.



With home field advantage, Purdy and his Niners never should have beaten Green Bay and they had no right beating Detroit.



He sure as hell isn't beating Kansas City.



Advantage Chiefs.



Lastly, let's talk about both defenses.



I'm sorry folks, I am just not a believer in this Niners defense. I just watched Green Bay and Detroit shred them and San Fran should have lost both of those games.



The Niners defense ranks 26th in the NFL in pressure % while the Chiefs offensive line is #2 in the NFL in pressure % allowed.



In a nutshell, KC protects Patrick well and the Niners defense doesn't get home. Bad match up there for the small favorite.



I will take Mahomes against this Niners defense all night long.



At the end of the day, the Chiefs earned their way here with 2 impressive road wins while the Niners lucked their way in courtesy of Lion's head coach Dan Campbell's stupidity.



Which leads us into my final point: the head coaches.



Give me Andy Reid with 2 weeks to prepare against anyone, anywhere, especially a coach like Kyle Shanahan, and I am all over Andy Reid.



Who, by the way, is the best coach in NFL history in winning a game with 2 weeks to prepare for an opponent: 27-4 SU.



San Fran is only the 2nd team in NFL history to enter the super bowl losing 3 straight against the spread.



The 1st....2007 Patriots and we know how that ended up.



The Niners are living on borrowed time and come Sunday, that time is up.



Watch Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs get Super Sunday winner #3 with a rock solid win.

 

[StackinGreen]

Awesome.

Any props from the Lang-a-tang?

 

[XENO]

Many are asking if lang has a good SB record ? Lang said he has ?

 

[sportsbettingdude]

Here's what I have Lang picking the last 4 Super Bowls. Unsure about what what lines he got. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

2023 - Philly (lose)
2022 - Rams (lose)
2021- TB (win)
2020 - KC (win)

 

[youlikethat]

Many are asking if lang has a good SB record ? Lang said he has ?

It's seemingly embellished at least, if not largely fictionalized, but it is indeed better than his typical picking record, for what it's worth.

 

[RidgeRider]

As per Lang's site this is his record on the last 4 Super Bowls:

2020
Kansas City (-1 1/2) over San Fran - Winner

2021
Chiefs (-3) over Tampa Bay - Loss

2022
Rams (-4) over Cincinnati - Loss

2023
Eagles (-1') vs Chiefs - Loss

Lang's record on the Super Bowl is about as real as the tooth fairy. Stu Feiner admitted in a video he made up the pitch Lang had won his 1st 12 Super Bowls without a loss.

Start listening at 1:52
Also on his 2010 loss when New Orleans upset Indianapolis he had 350 dimes in play on Indianapolis as he had them for 150 Dimes -5.5 and 200 Dimes on Indianapolis ML. That was a total 500 dump shit he took.
Of course no mention of his 110 wire to wire loss last night on Oregon State. A team that sucks and you'd have to be an inbecile to bet.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG SB RECORD = everything before maybe 2005 is totally fake , fraud , faked by his handlers, they spotted him the laughable record for HYPE purposes and sales

since 2005 or so he has been documented, tracked, pretty good until 0-3 last 3

 

[sniperpicks]

HEADS !!!

Lang loses

 

[phelps123]

Seriously sniper you bet on coin toss when it is completely random luck? You did it just to fade Lang?

 

[sniperpicks]

Yes brother !

 

[gregboy59]

Yes brother !

The power of the Lang-atard FADE

 

[proanalyser]

Here you go bright and early as promised along with his prop bets for the Super Bowl, good luck gentlemen


My 150 Dime play is on the Chiefs. The current line is +2 in Vegas and offshore. Be sure to shop around for the best price available.



If your price is +2 1/2, or if the line moves to +2 1/2 (or in the unlikely case of +3), then you buy up the 1/2-point on Kansas City.





NOTE: Save the football props and my side analysis. If you buy this during the week you will NOT still see the props and analysis through Sunday. Save it or print it out now.





PROP BETS



Coin Toss - Tails (-110)

First Scoring Play - Chiefs Touchdown - (+220)

Marquez Valdes-Scantling Over 20 12 receiving yards - (-105)

Isiah Pacheco Rush Yards Over 65 1/2 - (+120)

Patrick Mahomes Over 1 1/2 TD passes - (-160)

Anytime TD - Travis Kelce (+100)

Anytime TD - Debo Samuel - (+150)

Anytime TD - Isiah Pacheco - (-120)

Brock Purdy WILL throw a INT - (-120)

Isiah Pacheco MVP - (+3500)

Lets see how many of these win.

 

[phelps123]

Coin Toss and First Scoring Play already lost.

 

[sniperpicks]

PROP BETS



Coin Toss - Tails (-110). Loser



Successful 2-point conversion - YES (+200)



Longest Field Goal Made Over 47 1/2 - (-110). Winner



Noah Gray Anytime Touchdown - (+900)



Total Field Goals Combined Over 3 1/2 - (+140)



First Scoring Play - Chiefs Touchdown - (+220). Loser



Marquez Valdes-Scantling Over 20 12 receiving yards - (-105)



Isiah Pacheco Rush Yards Over 65 1/2 - (+120)



Patrick Mahomes Over 1 1/2 TD passes - (-160)



Anytime TD - Travis Kelce (-135



Anytime TD - Debo Samuel - (+150)



Anytime TD - Isiah Pacheco - (-120)



Brock Purdy WILL throw a INT - (-120)



Isiah Pacheco MVP - (+3500)

 

[sniperpicks]

SF kick that FG end it 19-16 let’s go !!!

 

[sniperpicks]

Picked the right time to follow this bum , even though I was on kc 2 weeks ago , And took sf +3.5 live All cash

 

[will_bettis365]

Chiefs live bet when down 10, 2nd half and full game. Woohooo thanks Lang for a winning football season. Better luck next year faders