The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,237.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $112,377.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$134,322.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,384.25 DIMES (01/01/23 to 11/27/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: SYRACUSE -1 1/2

A winning streak starts with 1 winner on top of 1 winner on top of 1 winner.
Last night was nice to see my 60 dimer on the Bears (+3'), who dominated pretty much the whole game, come back and win the game outright 12-10.
They deserved to win and they did.
Although, the Vikings were a couple yards away before that final Bears drive from trying a field goal to push the lead to 13-9 and Chicago needing a TD to beat them.
However, their 3rd and 9 from the Bears 43 netted no yards and Kevin O'connell decided to punt rather than try a 60 yard field goal.
The Bears took the ensuing possession and won the game outright.
Nice to get that Monday winner after the nonsense with the Bills on Sunday but when you miss a field goal and have a field goal blocked, well you are asking for trouble.
And in a one score game, that will come back to haunt you and it did, as Josh Allen goes to 0-6 in OT games.
Been doing this 30 years and bad runs happen and good runs follow. All I can do is just keep trying to get on the right side of these games and the breaks will turn.
Last night, the Bears were the right side and they delivered. Tonight I have a 2nd straight 60 dime winner and I feel #2 in a row is going to happen.
Let's get it done.

 

[finman13]

Just for shits and giggles, anyone know where the video of bleave broadcast of Brandon stating he was auditioning is located?

 

[finman13]

For some reason the north carolina Tennessee game stuck out like a soar thumb that pube head would be on it. Maybe on short home favorite again?

 

[RidgeRider]

finman13- Here you go. Here is the Brandon Lang podcast from last week where he makes up that he is auditioning for a CIA role in a Movie...and as usual he has ANOTHER losing week on the podcast.

Lock It In with Cam Rogers: Bleav Me: CFB Week 13 Best Bets & NFL Week 12 Picks

Cam Rogers, Clay Harbor and Brandon Lang discuss their best bets for college football week 13 and NFL Week 12!

bleav.com

 

[finman13]

Thanks Ridge, but I was looking for the video to see how lang was dressed. Of course he was bragging about himself.

 

[RidgeRider]

I think that is only on Stadium on twitter @stadium but mainly only live. It doesn't get archived.

 

[steve021]

For some reason the north carolina Tennessee game stuck out like a soar thumb that pube head would be on it. Maybe on short home favorite again?

Very impressive you called it my friend


The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the North Carolina Tar Heels



The Line: The current line is -1 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 11:15 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



Update: At 1:30 pm eastern, the line is -2.



My Analysis

They can't be trusted in this spot.



The last few years Rick Barnes has put together some really good Tennessee teams.



However, he continues to miss on the one thing he needs more than life itself: a guy who can get him a bucket when he absolutely needs it.



Because of this missing link, Barnes himself has said, "We are just an inconsistent basketball team right now.



Not exactly what you want to hear from your coach as you travel to Chapel Hill to face the North Carolina Tar Heels.



Both of these teams return from Hawaii, where the Vols went 1-2 in the Maul Classic while UNC went 2-1.



After opening up with a 73-56 win and cover over Syracuse, they fell to Purdue 71-67 and Kansas 69-60.



The Tar Heels went 2-1 blasting Northern Iowa 91-69, lost to Villanova in OT 83-81 before destroying Arkansas 87-72.



I like what I am seeing from this UNC group, as Hubert Davis got rid of a few cancers left over from his National championship team of 2 years ago.



As he said, "This is a tough group. A together group. The huddles, the communication, the encouragement is off the charts."



Bottom line: I think North Carolina is better right now and playing at home, I love them to win and cover tonight.



UNC rolls large on Tobacco Road.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,324.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $23,242.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$25,237.5)

PAID PICKS: 155-164-3 / 48.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 12-15-1, -632.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (4W-3L) +66.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/14 to 11/20, (2W-5L) -538.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/21 to 11/27, (2W-4L-1P) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/28 to 12/4, (1W-0L) +60 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

16-16-1, -235 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 3-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-7-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 5-4
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-18, +2 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-1
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-8
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

1-4, -198.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,177.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $111,777.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$133,722.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,324.25 DIMES (01/01/23 to 11/28/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: NORTH CAROLINA -2

A winning streak starts with 1 winner on top of 1 winner on top of 1 winner.
Monday night the 60 dime winner on the Bears outright over the Vikings and last night 60 dime winner on Syracuse destroying LSU 80-57.
A winning streak starts with 1 winner on top of 1 winner on top of 1 winner.
Nice to get back to back winners to start this week but I have to make it 3 in a row today. Have to keep building this winning streak.
The ebbs and flow of this business are insane sometimes. Games you should win you lose in ways you can't explain to people and games you should lose win the same way.
Through it all you just keep grinding. Over 30 years of grinding.
And I will grind my way back into this thing by building this winning streak right in front of your eyes.
Let's get it done with a 3rd straight winner.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

And I will grind my way back into this thing by building this winning streak right in front of your eyes.

No you won't, you fucking clown.
You "grinded" your way into another losing year with $10 bettors down $25,000 heading into December.
You remember December, doncha? Last year when you dropped $14,000 just in December alone, LOL.
It will be another December to Remember as you shit your pants once again and bring another year of losing to a close.

 

[savage1]

And I will grind my way back into this thing by building this winning streak right in front of your eyes.

No you won't, you fucking clown.
You "grinded" your way into another losing year with $10 bettors down $25,000 heading into December.
You remember December, doncha? Last year when you dropped $14,000 just in December alone, LOL.
It will be another December to Remember as you shit your pants once again and bring another year of losing to a close.

Post of the day!!

 

[theangryhog]

I wanted to comment re: Lang buying points. Personally, I love that he does. If he says buy the hook from 3 to 3.5 on his “dog,” I gladly alt spread bet at -3.5 the favorite. I still get to fade this dipshit it’s often at +100 or better odds, especially on a critical number. Better for faders to do this in my opinion. Sometimes I do this even when he doesn’t say to buy the number.

Im actually posting this because it bit me in the ass for the first time on Buf/Phi this weekend, I grabbed -3 at +105 instead of -2.5 at -115. It is what it is. But I still think it is better to reduce vig on the fade for profitability.

Has anyone ever run advanced numbers on fader profitability? We know Lang is a certified loser, but after factoring in the vig, anyone know how a straight fader would do?

sample math: Lang plays seven 100 dime plays at -110. He wins 3 and loses 4. His net loss is -440 + 300 = -140.
But for a fader, we would be +400 -330 = +70

I’m just curious if everyone has ever run this before. If not, I may do it for the month of December (should be profitable for faders with this dickwads bowl picks) and report daily with a running tally.

Not sure if anyone even cares, but we kind of should. Sports betting is all about the numbers…

 

[savage1]

When I read Lang's promotions, lies and hyped bullshit for the day, I get the impression that in his mind Lang has conjured himself back to

the 90's when hardly anyone had their own pc, gambling forums, chatlines were virtually non-existent and that

that only way could only assess information re: sports services and their alleged records by what they claimed about their

records on those Saturday morning tout shows via the likes of Stu Feiner, the Professor, Jack Price Mike Warren, Jim Feist,

Kelso Sturgeon, Mike Anthony, Johnny Demarco, and of course, the lies and promotional bullshit that were sent in the mail!!

Needless to say, that has all changed dramatically since then, meaning that if a capper lies, misrepresents his record,

charges outrageous amounts of money, etc. it will be all known and passed onto others in forums like this!!

In addition, it will also be known which cappers are hot, do the best over time and best of all in many cases receive

those picks for free and/or pool their money to cut down on the cost of service!!

Most cappers realize that we now live in am entirely different era meaning that if anyone is going to purchase

their picks, they have to excel with those picks in a consistent manner as well as of course bing 100% honest

with their record and not deceiving in any manner, shape or form!!

Sports services like Lang that believe otherwise, that the above does apply to them and/or that they can get away with it

will be at best be left in the starting gate and will never get out of it!!

 

[finman13]

When I read Lang's promotions, lies and hyped bullshit for the day, I get the impression that in his mind Lang has conjured himself back to

the 90's when hardly anyone had their own pc, gambling forums, chatlines were virtually non-existent and that

that only way could only assess information re: sports services and their alleged records by what they claimed about their

records on those Saturday morning tout shows via the likes of Stu Feiner, the Professor, Jack Price Mike Warren, Jim Feist,

Kelso Sturgeon, Mike Anthony, Johnny Demarco, and of course, the lies and promotional bullshit that were sent in the mail!!

Needless to say, that has all changed dramatically since then, meaning that if a capper lies, misrepresents his record,

charges outrageous amounts of money, etc. it will be all known and passed onto others in forums like this!!

In addition, it will also be known which cappers are hot, do the best over time and best of all in many cases receive

those picks for free and/or pool their money to cut down on the cost of service!!

Most cappers realize that we now live in am entirely different era meaning that if anyone is going to purchase

their picks, they have to excel with those picks in a consistent manner as well as of course bing 100% honest

with their record and not deceiving in any manner, shape or form!!

Sports services like Lang that believe otherwise, that the above does apply to them and/or that they can get away with it

will be at best be left in the starting gate and will never get out of it!!

Yep. I remember the days of late night infomercials with guys screaming about their plays. It was comic relief. "Call me at such and such number to go 9-0 this weekend"
Hysterical....what these greasy used car salesman were like in real life is just rediculous.

 

[finman13]

I wanted to comment re: Lang buying points. Personally, I love that he does. If he says buy the hook from 3 to 3.5 on his “dog,” I gladly alt spread bet at -3.5 the favorite. I still get to fade this dipshit it’s often at +100 or better odds, especially on a critical number. Better for faders to do this in my opinion. Sometimes I do this even when he doesn’t say to buy the number.

Im actually posting this because it bit me in the ass for the first time on Buf/Phi this weekend, I grabbed -3 at +105 instead of -2.5 at -115. It is what it is. But I still think it is better to reduce vig on the fade for profitability.

Has anyone ever run advanced numbers on fader profitability? We know Lang is a certified loser, but after factoring in the vig, anyone know how a straight fader would do?

sample math: Lang plays seven 100 dime plays at -110. He wins 3 and loses 4. His net loss is -440 + 300 = -140.
But for a fader, we would be +400 -330 = +70

I’m just curious if everyone has ever run this before. If not, I may do it for the month of December (should be profitable for faders with this dickwads bowl picks) and report daily with a running tally.

Not sure if anyone even cares, but we kind of should. Sports betting is all about the numbers…

Do the math for a bit and let us know...sharps generally say don't buy points.

 

[finman13]

Very impressive you called it my friend


The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the North Carolina Tar Heels



The Line: The current line is -1 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 11:15 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



Update: At 1:30 pm eastern, the line is -2.



My Analysis

They can't be trusted in this spot.



The last few years Rick Barnes has put together some really good Tennessee teams.



However, he continues to miss on the one thing he needs more than life itself: a guy who can get him a bucket when he absolutely needs it.



Because of this missing link, Barnes himself has said, "We are just an inconsistent basketball team right now.



Not exactly what you want to hear from your coach as you travel to Chapel Hill to face the North Carolina Tar Heels.



Both of these teams return from Hawaii, where the Vols went 1-2 in the Maul Classic while UNC went 2-1.



After opening up with a 73-56 win and cover over Syracuse, they fell to Purdue 71-67 and Kansas 69-60.



The Tar Heels went 2-1 blasting Northern Iowa 91-69, lost to Villanova in OT 83-81 before destroying Arkansas 87-72.



I like what I am seeing from this UNC group, as Hubert Davis got rid of a few cancers left over from his National championship team of 2 years ago.



As he said, "This is a tough group. A together group. The huddles, the communication, the encouragement is off the charts."



Bottom line: I think North Carolina is better right now and playing at home, I love them to win and cover tonight.



UNC rolls large on Tobacco Road.

Thanks pal. Yep I saw 2 and thought this is a delicious Lang play.

 

[finman13]

I think that is only on Stadium on twitter @stadium but mainly only live. It doesn't get archived.

Nor should it. I like the awkward silence by that pencil- necked geek host after Lang speaks... once again he brings up trannies. Guy is a flat out creep.