The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

At the end of the day, if Smith comes in here and plays the game of his life, against this defense and keeps this a single digit game, so be it. I will tip my cap, say well done Geno, take my loss and move on.

Tip his cap, LOL.
He will blame someone on Dallas if they don't cover.

So much for tipping the cap... Dan Quinn, come on down! You're the next contestant on the who will Brandon Lang blame his loss on.


Dallas defense coordinator Dan Quinn and his #3 defense in the NFL completely took the night off allowing 35 points and didn't record a single sack.
Are you fu@$%#$king kidding me?????? NOT A SINGLE ONE!!!!
They made Geno Smith look like the 2nd coming of Joe Montana. Unlike the Ravens, who blitzed Smith all night long in a 38-3 blowout, Quinn didn't do jack shit.

Lang, such a predictable loser, who takes no account for his own ineptness when it comes to handicapping.

And of course ZERO mention of dropping 667.5 Dimes in November. Just swept under the rug per usual.

And the clown show rolls on.

 

[seth]

Lock It In with Cam Rogers: Bleav Me: Clay Harbor & Brandon Lang Debate Conference Championship Weekend & NFL Week 13

NFL Week 13 predictions, college football championship weekend bets and Tiger Woods returns to competitive golf — all on the latest edition of Bleav Me. Former NFL tight end Clay Harbor, professional handicapper Brandon Lang and host Cam Rogers debate their bets for the weekend.

bleav.com

Lang says how he gave Vikings on the show yet Bears on the website

 

[finman13]

When do you ever take your cap off your pube head and tip it to anyone Langatang? Just keep grinding for that epic 30k losing year. So are you taking New Mexico State Friday Night? Don't forget they hammered Auburn and beat a game Jacksonville State team the last 2 weeks. They are on a roll and getting double digits. Don't forget to mention that Auburn should have beaten Alabama.

Remember as well, it's a a Friday night championship and because of your exquisite money management and extreme discipline, you must come with at least a 100 dime play.


Website is dead. Everyone must have been hammered.

Predictable as the day is long!

 

[finman13]

Lock It In with Cam Rogers: Bleav Me: Clay Harbor & Brandon Lang Debate Conference Championship Weekend & NFL Week 13

NFL Week 13 predictions, college football championship weekend bets and Tiger Woods returns to competitive golf — all on the latest edition of Bleav Me. Former NFL tight end Clay Harbor, professional handicapper Brandon Lang and host Cam Rogers debate their bets for the weekend.

bleav.com

Lang says how he gave Vikings on the show yet Bears on the website

Does anyone understand what the hell he is talking about caddying for a guy in 1999 who set a course record in I believe the Nissan Open at Pinehurst? I don't see any evidence of that or who the hell he caddied for. Im not sure I understand what name he is talking about.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Great job Lang! Way to start another December to Remember with a 75 Dime loser.
Don't forget to chase with a 200 Dimer on Saturday to distract from this loss. Maybe you'll get at least one sucker to purchase.... you fucking clown capper!

Trust me folks, don't be shocked to see NMSU shock the world and win this game outright, just like they did at Auburn.

 

[finman13]

Get you some Lang.

 

[finman13]

Well dipshit Lang. It's Saturday, as Pimpy said you have to come large since it's Saturday. It has to be college football for more sales.....say 3 to maybe up to 6 sales. Georgia doesn't really have a signature win. I mean wow, a whole 5 points for a desperate Alabama team! Let's go with them for 150 to 200 dimes? Lang, all this analysis must make your pea brain ache.

 

[phillyeagles1975]

Well dipshit Lang. It's Saturday, as Pimpy said you have to come large since it's Saturday. It has to be college football for more sales.....say 3 to maybe up to 6 sales. Georgia doesn't really have a signature win. I mean wow, a whole 5 points for a desperate Alabama team! Let's go with them for 150 to 200 dimes? Lang, all this analysis must make your pea brain ache.

I think you are beyond spot on with Bama plus the points tomorrow!

 

[sniperpicks]

He on sec title game

no mention of 0-2 football run

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,441.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $24,417.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$26,412.5)

PAID PICKS: 156-166-3 / 48.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 13-16-1, -667.5 DIMES
DEC: 0-1, -82.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (4W-3L) +66.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/14 to 11/20, (2W-5L) -538.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/21 to 11/27, (2W-4L-1P) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/28 to 12/4, (2W-2L) -57.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

16-17-1, -345 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 3-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-8-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 5-4
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-19, -80.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-1
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-9
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -123.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,295.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $112,952.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$134,897.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,441.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 12/01/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[seth]

It's so obvious he's buying the half point on Alabama

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Nothing matters but #7 out of 8 today.
Make no bones about it, my hottest release this entire college football season has been this 150 dime release.
I have had 7 of them this entire season and I have cashed in on 6 of them.
I don't know about you but a 6-1 run with a selection this big is pretty darn good.
You know what is even better? Closing the College football regular season going 7-1 with this release.
Nothing more. Nothing less.
It's been a great run on Saturday's in college football this year. An absolute great run and I would love nothing better than to close it out with another 150 dime winner today.
Moment of truth right now.
150 dime winner #7 of 8 happens now.
Lets go.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang will promote the 6-1 record on 150 dime college releases. There won't be any mention of his 1-4 record on 200 dime college releases or 0-1 record on NFL 150 dime releases. Cherry picking at it's finest.

 

[StackinGreen]

Lang will promote the 6-1 record on 150 dime college releases. There won't be any mention of his 1-4 record on 200 dime college releases or 0-1 record on NFL 150 dime releases. Cherry picking at it's finest.

Or how he's down almost 1000 dimes in about two weeks time ... amazing.

 

[theangryhog]

December Tracking:
$10 fader up $750
Total Risked amount: $825
ROI: (Will do when we have more data)


Pimpy - if this is not the place for me to do this - let me know and I'll take it elsewhere or I'll record metrics privately and then make a single post about it at the end of the month. Otherwise, I want to see exactly how profitable Lang is to a fader and what our expected ROI is based on $ wagered, and if it's okay I'll just make an updated post 1x per day on fader profitability.

 

[finman13]

Line 4.5. He will suggest buying off 3.5 or 4.

 

[scott49]

Does anyone understand what the hell he is talking about caddying for a guy in 1999 who set a course record in I believe the Nissan Open at Pinehurst? I don't see any evidence of that or who the hell he caddied for. Im not sure I understand what name he is talking about.

the US Open was in Pinehurst in 99, Payne Stewart won. Im pretty sure there was no Nissan Open at PH the same year.

 

[scott49]

Where was the Nissan Open played?

Other previous names include Genesis Open, Northern Trust Open and Nissan Open. Played annually in February at the Riviera Country Club in Pacific Palisades, it is often the concluding event of the tour's "West Coast Swing" early in the calendar year, before the tour moves east to Florida.