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Long time, first time here. And I couldn’t agree more. I don’t get the games he lands on. From Nebraska in CFB a few weeks back, to Oregon State last week, he follows the scum capper trend of selling the picks that “idiot Joe Schmoe” wants to buy and feeds on it. He constantly sells Prime Time / Televised, late afternoon or evening games cause it allows more time to sell the pick. Give me a capper that tells me why Army or Rice is the play of the day at Noon. Truth is the hype from the movie faded 10+ years ago and combined with his putrid results, I bet he sells as few as half a dozen daily sales to a random few.
From a person who has followed Lang since he started and is familiar with his modus operand as well as his LIES and arrogance, you

have hit the proverbial nail on the nose with what you just posted!!
 

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Phillyeagles1975 - Everyone like yourself with half a brain gets it. The only thing your slightly off on is he doesn't do half a dozen a day ever anymore. If he does 4-6 a week that is a monster week. Other than Sat or Sun if he does two in a day they are doing back flips. The guy went from doing 30-35 radio hits alone a week to 5. Only the few dumb dumb radio hosts and Bleav even have him on anymore. He wasn't even on Bleav last week, They have to be close to dumping him also. He's been through 3 hosts and 4 co hosts on that show in the last year alone. His two full time jobs each for about 6 months each are caddying and delivering food for Uber Eats. He's only a legend in his own mind.
 

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I was away working my job at the Malibu Sands beach club and Mr. Carosi does not allow gambling. So unfortunately I was unable to post.
Good to see you back my man! November and December to remember!
 

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Just the other day I thought ———— this asswipe won’t go over 2000 debt again this year

🚨 WRONG !!!!!!!
 

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LANG'S PICK: BOWLING GREEN -2 1/2

I start off today by stating 5 words: "When it rains, it pours!!!!!"
Losing the 100 dimer on the Chiefs last night just put a fitting in to just a pathetic weekend.
To watch in horror, as the Chiefs, up 17-14 with 13 minutes to go in the 4th quarter, are about to make it 24-14 when Travis Kelce fumbles at the 5-yard line.
Forget the Mahomes INT in the end zone in the 1st half which cost the Chiefs points, the Kelce fumble was devasting.
Let's not talk about the Marquez Valdes-Scantling dropped TD pass. At that point, that was just salt in the wound.
But as I have said a million times over the years on these pages, when the cards are running hot, nothing can go wrong and you catch every break in the world.
But when they are running cold, as they are for me right now, every single thing that could go wrong, does go wrong.
You have just witnessed that the last 3 days.
Every bad run I have, I turn it around. Always have. Always will and this will be no different.
It starts with a 2nd straight 40 dime winner. Nothing more. Nothing less.
 

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Every bad run I have, I turn it around. Always have. Always will and this will be no different.

Lang has been on a bad run at B Lang dot com since he started shitting out picks under the Brandon Lang name starting in 2005 and has never turned it around.

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LANG'S PICK: BOWLING GREEN -2 1/2

I start off today by stating 5 words: "When it rains, it pours!!!!!"
Losing the 100 dimer on the Chiefs last night just put a fitting in to just a pathetic weekend.
To watch in horror, as the Chiefs, up 17-14 with 13 minutes to go in the 4th quarter, are about to make it 24-14 when Travis Kelce fumbles at the 5-yard line.
Forget the Mahomes INT in the end zone in the 1st half which cost the Chiefs points, the Kelce fumble was devasting.
Let's not talk about the Marquez Valdes-Scantling dropped TD pass. At that point, that was just salt in the wound.
But as I have said a million times over the years on these pages, when the cards are running hot, nothing can go wrong and you catch every break in the world.
But when they are running cold, as they are for me right now, every single thing that could go wrong, does go wrong.
You have just witnessed that the last 3 days.
Every bad run I have, I turn it around. Always have. Always will and this will be no different.
It starts with a 2nd straight 40 dime winner. Nothing more. Nothing less.
I thought you guys were just joking about the Uber eats thing. My God has he fallen! Even I, back in 05-06’, thought he was “it” cause of his SB record. Then as I became a better bettor, I was like “this guy might know football, but he does everything wrong for the sake of the sale” and whether you believe in karma or not, it always seems to come full circle. Giving a single pick everyday will kill you, A good capper will say, “nothing I like tonight … check back tomorrow”. But then how would he eat if he didn’t make $59 a night to some poor guy who recently saw the movie on Showtime. Ps .. As a lifelong Eagles fan, I appreciated his pick last night.
 

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He had to go all the way back to a 40 dimer so he could claim it was “two in a row.” That is the only reason he landed on 40 dimes.

Anyone seen ProAnalReceiver?
 

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PhillyEagles1975- The Super Bowl record was made up. His old boss started him at 12-0. He's actually lost 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls. Numerous people have had him as their UberEats delivery person and also as their caddy. If he wins tonight he'll claim he's back on track. Only 560 dimes down the last 5 days. Lol
 

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PhillyEagles1975- The Super Bowl record was made up. His old boss started him at 12-0. He's actually lost 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls. Numerous people have had him as their UberEats delivery person and also as their caddy. If he wins tonight he'll claim he's back on track. Onl
PhillyEagles1975- The Super Bowl record was made up. His old boss started him at 12-0. He's actually lost 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls. Numerous people have had him as their UberEats delivery person and also as their caddy. If he wins tonight he'll claim he's back on track. Only 560 dimes down the last 5 days. Lol
I noticed the recent 0-3 SB run. But tonight is just another example of him “doing things wrong for the sake of the sale” or panicking when you’ve had a weekend that would make a Billy goat puke. Bowling Green at -2.5 was a lock. Vegas simply had it wrong. But because it’s a Tuesday night and he couldn’t risk another monster lost, it was only 40 dimes. Ps .. I’m in the Philly area and for 2-3 football seasons, he was on our largest sports radio station on Friday mornings. It was cringe worthy when the host would be like, “after 1-4 last Sunday, what do you have for this week Brandon?” His excuse was always “you can’t handicap turnovers, bad coaching and injuries”. Injuries=yes. But turnovers and coaching ABSOLUTELY are part of handicapping.
 

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It was cringe worthy when the host would be like, “after 1-4 last Sunday, what do you have for this week Brandon?” His excuse was always “you can’t handicap turnovers, bad coaching and injuries”. Injuries=yes. But turnovers and coaching ABSOLUTELY are part of handicapping.
Yes, but at least they did this to show everyone he was a fraud. If you go back to any Dennis Miller show he was on, it was funny how frequently he went 0-3 or 1-4, it was pure entertainment that they'd trot a guy out there and on NFL, something he claimed he knew, he got smoked week in, week out.

If you weren't a lifetime big loser, as we know he is in football, he might be able to use the turnover excuse. The point is, here and there or bad beat type stuff. But that's once a year, maybe. You can't claim you don't control X, Y or Z when it's pretty clear you're a long time loser - and big at that.
 

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ot-I know it is a little early and there aren't that many choices, but personally I will be very much surprised if his pick for Thanksgiving

isn't San Francisco.
 

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2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
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2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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